Shiiiit I used to do the same exact thing when I used to work at McD. Atleast once a week I would make a TRIPLE bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese, bacon, steak seasoning (this is the truth, fuck the regular seasonings) and three drops of ranch sauce and ketchup in the middle, stick that shit in my pocket and tell them my manager I had to take a dump. I would be in that bathroom tearing that burger up.
Those custom burgers were pretty godly but eating in the bathroom is pretty nasty. This is Mcdonalds though, might as well eat shitty food where you shit.
Iām sorry to hear this Doc. I used to work in a movie theater and would hook people up with coupons and student discounts if i know them or repeat customers iām chill with. A bitch working next to me would always snitch to the assistant manager and yell āDONāT DO THAT. YOUāRE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE OUT FREE COUPONS .ā
Whats good brehs,i might be leaving mcdonalds to go to Sonics!Just had a interview they liked my honesty I even told some of the stories about Bootyjuice to them and they died laughing.Hopefully if I get the job things will work out and MORE NEW ENTRIES!
One coworker my age (18) has a kid smh. Just two years ago she was lookinā fine as hell in school too. Gay Guy says heās come down with a degree of depression which is ironic cause heās the most cheerful person here at times.
Me and Gerbel Boy chillinā like family at times. I saw him playing around with a girl coworker he might be getting some soon who knows.
I come in today lookinā fresh, ready to go whenā¦
Manager: I donāt think you work today brah.
Me: What you mean cuz?
Manager: Check the scheduleā¦
Turns out I had a day off today and the hours in my mind were for tomorrow. I gotta check the schedule more often but thank god I didnāt work today. +10 cars in the drive-thru I was prayinā b4 I walked in but then a whole classroom of niggas were ordering in the dine-in. I was in and out with a HUGE sigh of relief.
man that sounds good breh,I think ima try that tonite on break.
So my hrs got cut again -_-ā¦So im really contemplating just leaving altogether if I get a call from Sonics.Tired of begging for hrs and having to work doubles in order to bring a decent check homeā¦Sonics done promised me 8-9 hr days.But im gonna b smart about it donāt quit mickey ds until I know Iāll b good at Sonicsā¦I had a interview for a grill position.They asked for my avaibility and asked me what days would I prefer to work and hrs.So I guess im in there?Question has any1 work there b4?Every1 who Iāve spoken to seems to say its a lot better enviorment wise than mickey ds etc.Plus u can make more doe car hopping if I ever want to do that.How do they grill the burgers and make the sandwiches is it like mcdonalds?
on to some funny but hurtful ishā¦last night it was a rush and the floor wasnāt swept I damn near almost broke my leg by sliding on a PIECE OF GREASY BACON.I took a tray out the holder thing slipped spun around like James Brown,felt my leg twisting outward then inward I was like ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooo,its just real sore now.
If itās still like the time I worked at sonics itās a lot better. There was that one time where a lady had to bring her KID to work with her though. He was in the back like the whole time watching the tv or something.
Can I get a recap on the last good story involving Russian Dude? Iām out of the loop, but he was always my favorite character in these legendary tales.
I think this mightāve been the GOAT Russian Dude story the day after he whupped that dudes ass on break for throwing him under the bus at workā¦I present to you The Russian Dudeās crown moment when he became the Legend:
then the next day the russian went off on EVERYONE including me
gay dude:come on i need my food
russian:look u faggot,I know u wanna be gay and loud but SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE,ur just loud cuz ur father didnt spend no quality time with u and u became a bitch just like ur mother,and take that god damn thing u call a ear ring off it looks like glitter on ur ear lobe
manager that slid me the digits:that is uncalled for D
russian dude:how are u a manager with all those good benifits and still havenāt fixed ur beaver looking teeth,
russian dude:and just cuz
** Doc is black doesnāt mean u have to work him like Dakunta Kenteā,he catches flashbacks of his ancestors whuppings when he walks into this place look at him[/n]
manager gasps and covers mouth
I stil donāt know how to feel about that dakunta kente ish he said tho
A lady called and reported that she found a rubber glove in her 5-Layer Burrito when she got it last night. Judging from the pictures that the lady sent our manager it looks like the glove was put in there on purpose. And it was clearly on of our gloves.
Nowā¦I was in the back doinā dishes (and sneaking brownies ) THE WHOLE CLOSING SHIFT. I know our closing manager has enough sense not to consider doing something so foul. That leaves 3 girls that I closed with last night that were around the food.
I didnāt even know this happened until I came into work today. Yours truly aināt gettinā fired tho I got 3 niggas to back me up.
smh them hoes at wrk always b trying to blame niggaz when they fuck upā¦hey breh I donāt eat at taco bell like that but I been fiending for sum I want big ass but crunchy ass beefy taco,what r those called?
This thread is pure platinum. It reminded me of the episode of Martin when he was signing with Jodeci and my reaction to that. LMAO!!! Oh yeah, women will stick up for another at a job so watch your back AVP.
Chalupas are the unsung hero of taco bell. Itās like they forget to advertise it. The XL was the first tine we saw a commercial for it since the 90s i believe.
) THE WHOLE CLOSING SHIFT. I know our closing manager has enough sense not to consider doing something so foul. That leaves 3 girls that I closed with last night that were around the food.
