I have a gay coworker that was working the drive-thru just the other day. I’m cleaning the floor when I noticed he walked away and nearly freaked out.
Turns out that the customers at the window just got married and the wife offered to show the boobies for free food. Gay guy’s face was red as a cherry although I’m not sure why when he has a boyfriend.
My man Dom (I’ll call him Gerbil Boy cause that’s what he looks like but I don’t see him a lot since he only works 15hrs/week) was looking out the window for quite some I bet I know what he was thinkin’:
My town’s fast food environment are WAY different from the niggadom that Doc’s chillin at so the juicy Taco Bell stories might be few and far between.
Never knew what this thread was but gave it a read waiting for gta to install. Never have I laughed so hard. I wanna see this Topanga that got “mcfinger banged” lmao
I haven’t eaten everything yet since my taste is rather picky but I will give recommendations:
Churros: YES! O LAWDY! These things are like a drug if you don’t catch yo self. Imagine these things cut up and mixed in with a bowl of ice cream. Taco Bell would look like this:
Crunch Wrap: Fabulous disc stuffed with nacho cheese, beef, lettuce, crunchy flat shell, sour cream (hate this shit), and tomatoes. You might want to specify how long you want it grilled. Personally I hate burnt bread so I always make mine myself and grill it for half the time.
Chalupas: I’d rank these over the Gorditas every day of the week. Something about deep fried flatbread just agree with the taste buds so perfectly.
Piña Colada Freeze: COLD SWEETNESS in a cup. Nuff said.
We no longer sell the cookie sandwiches (replaced them with brownie sandwiches rich with chocolate but they’re not sold hot so don’t waste your dimes) so we gotta bunch of triangular chocolate chip cookies in the freezer that I snag every now and then. Ain’t nobody complained about missing cookies yet.
I love when people would give me beef (Pun intended) about my love of taco bell.
Some chick in line: "Hey man!! you know that’s dog meat, right?"
Me pointing at her head: " Hey gurl!! you know that’s horse hair, right?"
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Me: “You didn’t buy my tacos, and I didn’t buy your hair. Let’s let each other have what they want, okay?” Proceeds to destroy some meximelts like my name is Godzilla
Hey doc. Finally got at those mcwings. Yo my dude, I can’t hang with them. I tried, but no. I’m thinking that recipe will be changing up in the near future, but I wasn’t able to eat more than one wing the other day. That’s okay. Plenty of big macs and fries around to keep me nice and fat. :tup: Now we’ve got AVP in here bringing the taco bell section to us. Yep, Thread of the Year in the making.
I know the feeling breh my 1st paycheck was 23 dollars from mcdonalds…I ate sleep that week for dinner
and had a extra heaping of sacrifice and disgruntled in the morning
but after a few weeks and months,when u look at ur bank account and that shit lookin like a area code
hang in there breh.those 1st 2-3 checks r tough…
but on a angrier note,that fuckin bitch of a manager…K…bootyjuices top and only ho…bitch wrote me up twice for supposedly stealing…wait for it…wait for it…[details=Spoiler]
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ok this is what happened right…I ordered a macwrap with extra pickles,chips and sweet chilli sauce…then I go in the grill area afterwards to tell them what I want on it.at last min I told them put bacon on that.then this cobwebbed lookin ho,goes “YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT,I GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT,IM NOT GOING TO LOSE MY JOB OVER A PIECE OF BACON IM SICK OF U GUYS GETTING AWAY WITH EVERYTHING IM WRITING U UP”
im like errrrm k…obese jeff jaret lookin ass wit long hair ole Drawz lookin chick get’em,ole cockeyed shaped like the fuckin green thing from ghostbusters ass bitch…
I was pissed…then the next day sum1 else orders a cheeseburger with chips,he comes in the back and says add bacon…so I do I didn’t kno it was no bacon then she opens up her fuckin dick hole I mean mouth,HE DID THAT YESTERDAY…im like wtf …so the assist manager takes me outside and basically told me that im fired if I do it again…also told me that some managers have been 2 laxed about that…fuck that bitch and every1 who love her…
on to the funnies…a new dude I work with is fascinated with beatin the system so to speak…this dude gets hungry and doesn’t want to wait till break so he’ll look up at the screen pretend a order popped up,makes a sandwich for himself,then he preteneds he slid it into the hot zone but puts the sandwich in his pocket,puts it in the mircrowave,and sneaks in bites,or he’ll do all thee above but go to the bathroom and eat it,he says it takes the same amount of time to piss to eat a mcdonalds sandwich
Doc looks like russian dude needs to get a proton pack/ghost trap and pay a visit. BY GAWD RUSSIAN DUDE BROKE SLIMER BITCH IN HALF!!! THAT GREEN BITCH HAS FAT ROLLS TO TAKE CARE OF DAMNIT!!!
I love when people would give me beef (Pun intended) about my love of taco bell.
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