DrFatality, I’m gonna need a care package good sir.
Also, congrats on the pay raise :tup:
I might cut a deal with Doc to turn this thread into the Fast Food Diaries thread. I got some funny stuff goin’ on at the Taco Bell night shifts.
heh. Share them stories then AVP. I don’t work anymore, so my stories are all too old. Still, I’m not looking to go back to get any new ones. :tdown:
-Starhammer-
Movin’ on up on dat payscale Doc?
That drive-thru convo had me rollin’ man. Niggas out there experimenting with their orders as if they’re chemistry sets :lol: . “…betcha i get a betta high if I dip dem Big Macs at BBQ first then lay it up on sum McGriddles…”
im going to get those care packages out the way 2day…
Soooooooo,Booty Juice man…got “transferred” to the old mcds I was working at with Russian Dude The Legend…
This is gonna be a long post but fiduck it…
Booty Juice had a secret relationship going on with one of the managers(we’ll call her K)…Now K is a white girl who wants to be black so bad…Like 4 days ago she was working on a overnight shift with the dude that got upset with the pornodude doing those gay jokes…and he just got out of jail recently…
K:Jail Dude u haven’t done nothing ur whole entire shift
jail dude:THE FUCK U MEAN?
K:look ur just walking around!
jail dude:if u say anything else i’ll black ur eye I bet you’d love to have that!foh
k:gasps
then she went on break and called up booty juice and told him what happened…
Bootyjuice calls
K hands phone to Jail Dude
Bootyjuice:dont be talking shit to my woman
jail dude:Whaaaaaaaat?Tell ur woman don’t b talking shit to me
bootyjuice:hey I don’t like the way ur giving me attitude
jaildude:Imma meet u after I get outta work fuck boy
bootyjuice:u get out at 6am u aint gonna do shit
jaildude:ok fuckboi hangs up
longstory short jail dude came to dudes house with some rope and gasoline…now K hasn’t shown up for work and Bootyjuice requested a transfer lmao…it mustve went thru cuz BJ Schedule looked like this
lmao he outta there he’s shook
sounds good breh!
Damn. Bootyjuice got jailbaited in the WORST possible way. :shake: R.I.P. BJ. I hope he gets his 40oz of toilet water in Heaven.
-Starhammer-
Why that dude playing DMX? SMH
I still haven’t gotten mah care package doc. I thought I was gettin’ one too. Also, LOL @ the BootyJuice episode.
Haha damn, BootyJuice got his bluff called in the worst possible way.
gangsta dude was in today,He got off work…I was putting ice into the ice machine in drive thru and then one of his ppls was at window and told me to tell him that his ride is here,So I go look 4 gangsta couldn’t find him.Then I had to drain my mini fountain…I go to the bathroom and all I see is the stall door closed and I hear this playing out of cell phone speakers:
and dude making uhhhhhhh irrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgaaaaaaaaah,nigga was constipated still singing French Montana lmao rotfl
Get the Russian on at your location.
I want the interaction between gangsta and Russian
Care package too if possible.
Fun read, keep it up Doc
Yoo…that gangsta G is keeping it a little too real man, gangsta music while taking a shit??
These last two stories made my Monday 
just got off work brehs,Those new Mighty Wings came in today and them joints are dope,I stole a 3 piece box just to take home with me
I say its a mix of KFC and Jim Dandy’s chicken.Its a lil lil bit spicy and crunchy…my taste buds united in happiness once my tongue hit the chicken…All I needed was some grape kool aid and hot sauce and it would’ve been even more god like.
smh at the ratchetness today tho…the manager came in rocking pajama bottoms and a aeropostale jacket in 90 degree weather just to get a dipped cone.maaaaan idk bout yall but a chick coming out the crib rocking pajamas is not a good look.the 1st thing im thinking of is unwashed ass,coochie and eye boggers.
Yeah man. PJ’s on a chick (or anyone else) in public says,“I don’t care if I pollute the air, but I’m getting what I came here for.” It’s even worse that it’s the manager. Come on gurl!!! I’m gonna get over to a mc d’s and give those wings a try. Thanks for the info doc. :tup:
-Starhammer-
just got off work brehs,LMAO that dude that play them gay jokes did it again to the dude just got out of jail
Jail dude comes in happy
jail dude:Guess what imma do today?
young dude:MY DICK!
me:
jail dude:u think that’s funny huh?
sometime went by and after awhile I noticed he wasn’t dropping food to get back at dude lmao rotfl,
its the running joke now at work to this dude lmao just to see him get pissed…His boy works there,and they were outside of work.And told jail dude to call him on his phone cuz he wanted to show him a pic:
jail dude called him
then his dude was like yo jail dude look whos calling
on the screen it said
MY DICK
860-000-000
and it had a picture of a white dudes dick lmao rotfl
that shit had me dying
I can’t even…
You owe me a McDonald ice-tea man, just spilled my drink cause of that latest entry
I got a new entry imma drop later…It involves Gangsta Dude and Unpure Niggadom Unfiltered Mccoonin
Yo AVP, you gotta hit us with them Taco Bell stories to fill the gaps between Doc’s entries.
So last night on the late night tip.Gangsta Dude was at the present window best believe he was on his best behavior none of that “heres ur caramel mocha and shit” type fuckery…Everything was all good till one of his friends who was working back cash,comes out the booth and is like “yo gangsta dude sum dudes said to tell u that West springfield is here”
Gangsta dude:Pull they bitch asses to the 2nd window
whoever it was rolled up to the 2nd window,Gangsta Dude leaves the present booth goes in the grill area and is like yo Doc let me grab that…THIS DUDE ducked at the window and str8 shot Tar Tar sauce on these dudes he didn’t like.Then they left they whip and ran into the mickey ds im like wtf is this…these dudes was 3 deep hoppin the counter tussling with Gangsta dude,GD made a escape somehow ran to the grill area again grabbed the big mac gun and bopped one of them with one then sprayed the dude on the ground with Big Mac sauce on some NWO type shit.one of the dudes comes from behind tries to do some bulldog move shit on gangsta dude,they fall,tussle some more…im watching all this from the corner stock closet pause where they keep the rags at…I wasn’t trying to have no parts of this shit…but I had the spatchula and a few happy meal bags at my disposal…The manager walks out the office and sees nothing but white stuff on the ground…The running gag is its “cum” so shes like Yall to excited back there…then she goes in the grill area and see how fucked up things are and Gangsta Dude and these dudes fightin.She breaks the shit up and goes Where is Doc at…I open the closet door and say ummm im off i’ll see yall later yall all stocked up have a good night…and ran the fuck out of there…I was off 2day so idk what the wrd is on gangsta dude…sdtay tunred