The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

That’s why I couldn’t work there. Straight up Psycho Crusha over that counter and down her throat. If more people got their shit pushed in for doing this, they would STOP DOING IT.

-Starhammer-

Go to Wendys man if u want a cheddar burger,I’d stay far away from the grilled onion cheddar.Those onions be sitting there for the whole day since they don’t sell much,and most of the time those onions were freezer burned before throwing the “liquid onion reduction” on then putting it on the grill for like 2 mins…I might as well type up a post of ish for my fellow brehs to stay away from:

Grilled Chicken-I wouldn’t order this unless u tell them to cook u a fresh one and tell them to spray the grill with butter,simple cuz they stay in the tray all day(they don’t sell either) and dry out,u ever notice the chicken be all tough?now u know why.

Grilled Onion Cheddar

Quarter Pounders-Those ish’s just dry out mad fast,the grills don’t cook them thoroughly,so its a good chance u been eating raw cow ass

Apple Pies-hate to say it but yep stay away from those too they out in the open till sum1 orders one,then sum1 who wrks there will box it up slide it on the heating zone/pie locker

cookies-see pies

as far as new sandwiches go I dig the BBQ Ranch burger(it used to be the southwest burger but they changed the name) its real good if u ask them to add ranch sauce lettuce and tomato

be safe out in these mickey d streets

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We’ve got our own brand of crazy.
Lots of Malaysians are going up in arms because McDonald’s didn’t supply enough minions for their Despicable Me 2 promotion.

I’m late to the chat but can I get some inbox love?

Doc gunna turn out Topanga. Have her singing Pimpin Chad and Gibbs

:wow: Now THAT is some serious business.

-Starhammer-

Haha has this ever happened http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935

Whoever pulls the shortest straw out of the manure has to clean it up!

White girl keep them nikes on my nieces feet!

yoooooo I can’ fuckin breathe tho man,This dude at work got SONNED by this other dude who just gotta out of jail for 4 yrs,let me paint the pic a lil,the young dude is like 18 dude be making mad homo jokes for laughs and shit.and dude today checked him on it

Older dude(hes 26):Whats up

young dude:my DICK!

older dude:ayo man we cool and all but I don’t play them gay jokes

young dude:cuz your a serious bout getting ur back blown out by a man

older dude:AYE!im a older nigga man don’t say that shit to me u hear me?!?! I don’t play that shit,

young dude:Sounding miserable as fuckalright…

older dude:whats that alrite about?i don’t find them gay jokes funny my nigga just cuz im offended doesn’t mean nothing either so u better wipe that 1st thought out of ur head my nigga

young dude:alrite

older dude:im a older nigga my nigga I shanked a nigga for coming at my ass my nigga in jail my nigga

that shit had me rollin still does lmao rotfl

eh idk man,I mean shit 40 dollars aint really no saving money as a grown ass man…I mean if ur getting OT constantly then Mickey d’s isn’t too bad or if your hitting 40 hrs a week and u have no kids or a S/O to help hold u down.

Reporting live out this bitch,sumdude came to see his daughter at wrk and the manager was like she’s not here(even tho she was) and all dude could say was tell her I’m sorry for last night I could feel the ether in his soul lol

:wtf: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

Did the manager go in the back and say,“You can come out now. he’s gone.” If he did…Yeah. Some ol’ Law&Order: SVU shit going on right thur.

-Starhammer-

I’ve been lurking these forums for years and I made an account just to tell you that this is the best shit I read in a while. Good stuff. The only thing that can make this better is a care package.

Just posting it here because the doc is here and I wanted this somewhere that SRK could see it. Maybe you’ll get a laugh or two out of it.

-Starhammer-

I got yall tomorrow on care packages and a new entry…sum1 got they ass whupped in the kitchen

All this talk about care packages, and it takes tales of violence in the kitchen to get me to subscribe. I’m slacking.

The ass whoppin’ was russian dude vs booty juice dude in a 10/0 mm. Easy $20 there.

Doc will release the DVD/bluray this holiday season.

And let me get that care package too when you can Doc.

I think it was DMX vs 18yo or booty juice

Mother Russia Vs. R. ‘Booty Juice’ Kelly!

Care package me Doc i need them!

man, you KNOW ol’ booty juice got left in a corner simpin. I don’t think this part is even a revelation, but I want to know who put him there.

-Starhammer-