The Job Diaries Thread Doc returns(Put them brake pads away bih)

lmao how yall know?yup bootyjuice got his ass and head bust open by the dude who got sidetracked by talking about porno.Idk the exact details on why it happened but I was there.

porno dude was working and bootyjuice walked in,and porno dude just started going off calling BJ a Bitch ass nigga.Then pornodude was like fuck it we can fight right now,porno dude wailed on this nigga,shit was like a Tyson fight,booty juice out here looking like the Brooklyn brawler.Porno dude hit him with that 2 piece(nigga boxes too) and a uppercut MK style,bootyjuice ass just fail out,he bust his head open on the side of the fridge.The manager was in the office with his headphones on so he didn’t come out and c until like 4 mins later,BJ was on the ground bloody in the fetal position.I didn’t know what to do watch or just keep dropping food,booty juice went to the hospital for a few stitches(smh nigga walked out mickey ds with a frozen bag of mcchickens) lmaothen he came back looking like Frankenstein all bandaged and stitched up,he was quiet af his voice was mad shakey


brehs how u gonna let another grown man call u a bitch and u don’t do nothing,we call Booty juice Goliath now at work lmao

goddamn yo

youtube.com/watch?v=4rMyiMnpuAg

LMAO! hahaha

He didn’t fight back???

nope dude took that ass whupping like he deserved it,porno dude was psyching bj out like that boxer from tekken,shit was embarrassing lol

my b bout the lack of updates too brehs,been grinding djing,trying to get a new whip
im thinking either Hyundai or Mazda protĂ©gé what would be a good look for a breh like me?

Season 4: Episode #1 “McBeatdown” Just guess what show.

If it’s between those two brands I’d say a Mazda 6 or a Hyundai Tiburon.

:rofl: I knew it was BJ. Bag of frozen chicken? :rofl: I was fucking dying when I read that. Personally, I would’ve just kept dropping my food. They aren’t paying you to be EMS or police work, so don’t give it to them for free. I’m guessing ol’ BJ has just NEVER learned anything about fighting. You up in the middle of a building like McD’s, and you can’t find anything to hit somebody with? He better check that vid the wanderer posted. THAT dude didn’t go out like a bitch. LOL @ him coming back all quiet. I guess that’s how a beat up bitch will act. Instead of calling him Goliath, I’d call him Battered wife until he shows me video footage of him stomping out porno dude. Until then, he’s gonna be dat nasty booty slurpin’ dude who got his ass beat. :rofl: I guess my man figured because he worked at mcd’s that he couldn’t get served. He learned differently that day.

-Starhammer-

80s/90s mazdas are dope. But I like boxes so maybe I’m biased.

BJ is losing. BJ Saga has been sporadic and not in his favor lol.

Forget all that, why would you come back to work. Dude just go home, walk it off, contemplate life.

Most times, the abused will go right back to the abuser, and The cycle will continue. If I were doc, I’d cop a stun gun and a videocamera and keep them handy to get some footage.

-Starhammer-

damn. where the doc at? it’s been two weeks. I hope he didn’t have to go to jail for beating BJ down. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

You right bruv; I hope our local McDonald nigga is still alive. Holla back son!

If he don’t respond in a day or so, I’d assume he busy hollerin at these


Spoiler

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Im alive brehs,just been busy doing these double shifts,havent had a day off in a min,trying to be that 4 digit nigga
speaking of which all my hard work paid off,I just got promoted to CREW TRAINER!!I got a 25 cent performance raise for my 1st 6 months,then the 30 cent raise for becoming a crew trainer,bout to make that 9.50 an hr
woooooooooooooooooooooo.Copped me a tall ass bottle of Sam Adams and got lifted!Good night

I have sum sad news to report to my SRK brehs,the pretty lil white gul has left mcdonalds :(
she got a job at Ihop
but a brotha has those Ihop discounts on deck
can yall say free pancakes when I want?Pimpin
we’ll all miss that white ass amd pretty smile.

Since I been working the overnights,I’ve met sum CRAZY IN A GOOD WAY LOOKING ASS CHICKS,Chicks I didn’t even know exist.Im like daaaaaaaaaaaaamn,where yall be at?I seen a half black/half Asian/half hawaian/half another bad bitch whaaaaat.

Booty juice is doing bad,his signals burned out on his whip,this nigga driving around using hand signals out the window lmao,he got his ass beat in the wrong neighborhood cuz they thought he was doing the Hitler salute out the window hahhaa

A chick at work,i almost took it down but that puss had a foul odor
x0
smelled like the street on garbage day,told her put her pants back on and to PAY me for new car air refreshners COT DAMN that puss stank

I got a new care package,PM me for them so I won’t forget,

I’ve never known any present day human being lose so much from their own doing lolol. Go touch the heavens nigga. Take that break.

Ill pm for that care package doe.

heads up we bout ot get Mcwingz in 2 weeks


o jesus


pm that shit!

lol hand sigs out the window!!!

PM!