Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
Can’t believe niggas is that nosey and spiteful.
lmao,thats that rodney king car
Lol. We need that 411 on the post Independence Day (no Will Smith) doc
I’m at wrk now the AC is broke and them tittie meats r in full effect!chicks got they shirt tied up walking round like its 94
Damn that sucks; hope they ain’t putting you in grill duty.No A/C is a recipe for a disaster to the customers.
Customer: Dayum…WHA yoouuu ain’t got no A/C up in dis joint. I demand to see duh mahnagerz!!
Care package over here if any are in sight Doc :tup: !
If we could go back to 1994 and the good super nintendo/genesis days I’d be fine with that. I think we had ST by then too.
yep I was in grrill we had 2 window fans back there,that didn’t do nothing.I never sweat that hard in my life brehs.My face looked like a cold bottle out the freezer after it melted a lil.But things got even hotter when the shift manager who looks like jennifer nicole freeman walked in
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she had her hair carried back and damn her shirt was unbuttoned and her tie was loose and i could just see the sweat pouring down her peach colored lite skinned chest in the words of gangsta it looked like sweet sunshine…i was working with a woody all day thinking of all the ways to tap dat ass,nigga was writing raps in his head like “i’d make love in front of my fishtank to a slow mixtape”
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dat sexy ass brehs…she’s athletic so her shit is firm…i don’t wanna lose my job over this chick but its temptin…pray for me brehs,
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she got dsls from hell
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let me stop:
back with another entry,gangsta dude is back,slurp the booty juice dude was suspended(don’t know why prob his temper).the chick with the big ole ass and hairy arms hmu on fb at 12 at night.talking about can u call me I need a HUGE favor.I was sleep so I didn’t read it till the next morning.I hit her back she was like nevermind lol too late.Im sitting here thinking did this chick want me to hit?what was so important at 12 at night?idk brehs clue me in…im on break right shorty all like what time u coming off break,im like why?then she goes maybe you’d be generous and give me some food im like naaah lol u get free food too take advantage of that girl she laughed.
it was a slow day tho mostly,gangsta dude provided entertainment,smh he had Gangstas Paradise on his ipod(he bought the deck into work).nigga singing the hook all loud and off key,he was high af.idk did he have the best of coolio or what but this nigga was goin HAM with the coolio ish,I heard fantasic voyage that song that goes “1234 get your booty on the floor” and wait for it…
we were wrapping sandwiches up and all of a sudden I hear AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HERE IT GOES. I was like no…it cant be…this nigga had the keenan kel theme song!gangsta didn’t start rapping till the song went off tho dead
Yooo we got sum new ppl this dude just got out doing a 15 yr bid for arm robbery 0_0
Doc it’s time to use that Russian Dude Protection Agency assist.
lol.idk what happened to dude.never heard from him since he changed his #.
oh shit. Somebody gonna get they burgers jacked. NO BIG MACS TODAY BITCHES!!!
-Starhammer-
O think you should call this character DMX. Lol he can possibly be a “jail nigga”.
^or tall 6’8 mutha fucka,dude is tall af,he be bumping his head on the monitor when he slides the sandwiches down sometime,imagine this brehs,staring down a burger literally lmao.but I won’t laugh or joke when I see him cuz he just got the pen,speaking of which…CAN PEOPLE PLEASE TELL THEY KIDS TO PUT ON CLEAN ASS SOCKS IN THE PLAYPEN,I swear u walk in there it smells like apple slices,fries and feet.smfh sum nut thought it was a good idea to leave their kids shitty diaper in one of the playpen things now mind u I had to climb up the playpen shit go in that tunel and the only thing I see is a white ass diaper and the most horrible smell…at least im getting a good check this week like every week 
Btw I spoke with Russian dude…he hit me up a lil after i signed off after the last entry…Russian dude da gawd might make his way over to our mcds…stay tuned
Playpen? Ballpit? I thought that was a WWF ring as a kid.
As a kid the playpen always smelled horrible. i’m not gonna go over the disgusting things i found underneath all those balls.
we need a mcrussian assist lol
Yo doc? You GOTTA see this shit. I just wanna know what you’ve got to say about this.
-Starhammer-
Saw this and thought of this thread. Hope yours are bolted down.
Also anything we need to know about this new $1 menu “Grilled onion cheddar.” Had a few on the way there and in Vegas, as the AZN place next to it in a food court was on the $15 and up, surf and turf stuff, and probably closed even though all these workers were around. It was also like 1 am.