LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gangsta is such a fucking nigga!
doc your storytelling is soooo good. it keeps me stress free at work. keep it up my breh.
Im back off Vacation brehs,I been in hampden beach chasin white gulz and bagging up arabian chicks!Had mad fun out there,i had to take sum pics for my SRK fam:
Spoiler
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was bustin ass in SFII(finally realized how dope Guile is too.havenāt played SF since like 07):
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Greatest Race Car game ever,forget the N64 version u never experienced it right unless u played the arcade versionā¦Manual Transmission ftw
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some grub:
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they actually had this in the arcade,ratchet af:
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they also had this gem had me like 0_0:
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sand sculpture competition:
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and surprisingly they had this:
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I thought you might feel like you have the only crazy McDās around, so I shamelessly kidnapped this from the front of the general discussion page.
Enjoy.
-Starhammer-
LOL that McWrap!
yeah. it seems doc canāt really get away from Mcdonalds completely even on vacation. lol
Iām feinding for the new tales Doc. Hope you are holding out to drop that comic strip on us. Lol
I know Iām late to the party but can I get some inbox love with those pics?
i got one today brah,pretty chill day all the head managers r on vacay so its just the shift managers we be having mad fun.
They had me in window today since there was too many ppl in grill.An older black dude and his wife came thru drive thru,and they were waiting on their food.He sees the Jennifer Nicole Freeman(google her) look alike chick,and he says can u tell her I said hi,then i go which one?he says the one in the blue shirt,then he goes and yells HIIIIIIIIIIIIII and waves,she waves back at him looking clueless as shit,then his wife slaps his hands down,then he goes ābaby I was just wavin being politeā
his wife was like:mmmmmhmmm
him:damn got this caddilac and u still aināt happyā¦0_0 is that who I think it is?
me:huh?
him:AYE THATS THATSā¦Monroy!hey boy!!!(Doc note:with a name like that I knew these niggaz was old,who the fuck is named Monroy,shit is up there with Annie Mae and Sisserow)
now heres the funny partā¦this nigga is yelling at Monroy whos in the DINNING AREA!!!Monroy waves at the dude in drive thru,then this nigga starts walking towards me
im like āwhat the fuck is he doingā
this nigga walked behind the counter and into the DRIVE THRU BOOTH STUCK HIS SALT AND PEPPERED COLORED DR J BABY AFRO HEAD OUT THE WINDOW and had a full blown convo with this dude.niggas talking about high school back in the 60ās and shit.im sitting there not knowing what the hell to do the managers were all in the office talkin about girly thing thingsā¦
the dude in the caddy wife goes:baby u know ur holding up the drive thru.
him:yeah I know but they donāt know thats my friend tho
her:u better pull off!
him:hey look bro,heres my number weāll kick it like we did back at that sugar bowl way way back when
monroy:Alrightdennowboyguuhdseeinyah(if u hang out in the hood u kno some old black ppl be running they words together)
monroy starts walkin back slidiing all over the place and saysimalmostlikeahhhhockeyplayabackheredereboywatchyaselkyungblood
OMG. Doc, that shit is TOO fuckinā real. Gonna bust a rib laughing over here. 
-Starhammer-
I fucking died.
I donāt know what is more hilarious, your descriptions of the people or the conversations you have with these people :lol:
You shoulda been playing some Gil Scott Heron over the loud speakers while they were talking
The Doc delivers yet again :lol: .
Reporting live out this bitch like 2 qtips at the clinicā¦Iām doing a double shift today 10-10 a few stories when Iām off
Doc should have brought that SF2 cab from vacation and have a tourney at work. And actually Iād like to see that just for the hellva it. 10-10 sounds long enough for a tourney, a private showing of two women in the bathroom, then suddenly russian dude shows up. He somehow wins the tourney never having played SF2 before.
Thank God brehs I did it,check should be looking fat like precious and precious armsā¦della reese!
man i noticed some ppl in this world are so grumpy and miserable.Today one of my homegirls came in and I had my gloves on and gave her dap,then the lady behind the counter goes "u contaminated his gloves"im like wtf,like these gloves are the only gloves in the store and u gotta sanitize them shits b,fuck we look like OJ or some shit
then that slurp the booty juice dude was in.,man I cant stomach this dude,he wants to be a leader or whatever so bad,I canāt stand these āart of warā type niggaz man.Yall sit up and read that shit but misread that shit if u know what i mean."oh u gotta be the loudest one in the room"I especialy hate when u convo with this dude he has to be a smart ass and be like ādidnt we have this convo beforeā like nigga all u talk about is tonguing that bitch ass,i dont be like didnt u tell me u ate the ass before?man stfu,other than that nigga mcds is fine.
end rantā¦
ran into both those types of people before. Both usually acts like fags.
Get your rest in Doc. Iāve worked food jobs 10-10 open to close shifts before and because of cheap bosses math, didnāt get the overtime for that day, but that day goes on a week overall total like it was a regular 1 shift day. The last place I worked I put in 3 x 10 hour days with timecards clocked in and got paid for only 17 hours, under $100, fuck that place.
McDās could definitely be slippery on the floors but some places Iāve worked have had pools of water no matter how much you mop/squeegee that shit into a backed up drain. Walk too fast apparently and get broke, flat on my back. I was upset but it isnāt other workers fault with a ton of shit to do a day/they wipe it up as much as me and I was just too young to consider even talking to my bosses about it - dangerous working conditions.
Contamination should be the least of your worries eating that fast food. Everything is zapped dry and injected with over the top fats anyway. The last time someone was craving a BigMac and I saw the nutrition facts on the bottom - they might be legally obligated to give that up on the package now - I didnāt even eat it and I was having a heart attack on those numbers.
And since I got all serious and inward from ol Monroy hockey player slip-n-slide, I watched some guy walk from the back to the front through the whole store from our setup of a bathroom back there, and everyone was all O_O too - stopped in our tracks wondering where this dude came from.
Sounds like a porno intro.
That sucks.I just finished doing another double,3pm-3am,ā¦new dude needed help on table so I was there.Hopefully i get paid for that,speaking of slippery ish,that slurp the booty juice dude came in he wasnāt working he just came to order food.this was around 11-12 ish at night,heās like hwo ur doing to the manager and goes can I get some OT this weā¦WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS DOC DOING HERE!!!
Manager:why is it ur buisness
him:I want OT,
manager:wellā¦
him:yall can all fist yallselves.im tired of this fuckin place.this nigga taking up all the hrs got damn it
manager:u work tomomorow tho,u got 30 hrs
him;this nigga got like what 50 now?
manager:he just happens to be here when weāre low on ppl,now take ur food and go
him:SHIT!!snatches bag and runs to his Hyundai Excel
me:
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drop that reg meat down
psā¦i moved up to doing table,damn near got it mastered brehs