this nigga sound like stone cold lmao
Your story on the eyes made me think of that dude with the permanent red eye. And you also said DJ business card. There was a time âMJâ was âDJâ
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/michael_jordan2-306x400.jpg
This second one is new to me ^
âDrunk Jordanâ needs to be a forum icon too!
Lol, âeyes looked like marsâ. Comparisons to celestial bodies stay gettin me weak. Thatâs some Ghostface shit
Pulled up to work bumping freddie gibbs new album ESGN feeling like a str8 up boss.it was mad busy for a thursday,he have a new Quarter Pounder,i think the Habanero QP sandwich.i havent tried it but it was selling like crazy went thru 2 boxes of Quarter meat.Gangsta Dude was in again his mind is Unfiltered Niggadom Coonin,nigga lazy af.Dude sat on top of the bucket of rags and laidback against the wall and went to sleep.Then when he got on table to initiate the lady said asked for some american cheese,and he was like american cheese???the fuck is that?then the lady said the orange cheese,then hes like the fuck is orange cheese?ii dont see no orange cheese?ohhhh u mean the **one that looks like sweet sunshine{/b] that shit had me rollingâŚsmh they put this nigga in the 2nd windowâŚnigga got reported bout 6 times:
lady pulls up 2nd window
him:Iâll be with u in a minute n shit
old white lady:0_0
him:heres yo drink,donât spill that shit u got a nice ass car,should put some plastic on yo seats
old white lady:may i speak with ur manager
him:what for?
old white lady:im not happy with the service
him:u got ur food now drive off and be happy!
old white lady:i want the # to corporate
him:shit call them look on the cup report my ass my name is gives full name aint my 1st wont be the last report kiss my ass
white lady drives off
manager:your getting suspended we got 6 complaints about ur attitude in window
gangsta dude:bu bu but they got they food n shit
manager ur language tho
gangsta dude:thats how we talk in shit
manager:leave now dont come back till we call u
gangsta dude:sheeeeeeeeeeit more time to play 2k
Hey Doc, can you hook a nigga up with them care packages? I just recently stumbled on this gem of a thread.
I agree with starhammer that you gotta make a book about your fast food work adventures, youâll make good money off that and Iâll make sure itâs a day 1 buy :tup:
So please, PM me them pics, Iâve got to lay my opinion on these broads.
Sweet sunshine? Ohh lawwd
I stand corrected; that new gangsta wannabe worker of yours will get his ass fired 
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:lol:
Iâm normally lurking in here and getting a good chuckle but this took the damn cake, Laughed till I caught pain in my McRibs.
I love this thread, plenty of LOLâs to be had. Doc is doing a helluva job providing the insightful funnies, holding it down in the Gen Discussion.
DEAD :lol:
Doc needs to publish his own stories and sell it.
Paging @NickRocks . With season 1 of McDonald Diaries+ the other random ones, there is enough material for a comic strip book.
I suggested that earlier. Yall need to collab.
Lets make it happen brehs!
So could you hook me up with them pics? I just stumbled on this godlike thread and I canât believe that I missed the old Wendyâs thread lol
check ya inbox fam for the care packageâŚand yeah Wendys was something else even too lmao
Swing one over here too man. I never got one
check ur inbox syke!left sum piff in thereâŚim on vacay till tuesday bout to holla at sum beach bitties
If my McDs had broads like that I would be fat as fuck
i always thought ugly chicks wrked there until i started working.theres some dimes back there
Doc eating the little ceasars pizza and the piece of shit playing peek a boo line is too good lmao I always crack up when I read that.