I’ll post about my week later 2day,i got sum weird ass hrs now thats why I haven’t been postin.Lets just say a brotha from the last thread has made a cameo appearance this season…if u remember the coke head mexican…
i fuck with their three meats and pepperoni pizzas,i ate a box by myself i didnt feel it till i started working yesterday.I felt some bubbling at first as I watching the hamburger grease sizzle on the grill,as soon as I went to put a tray in I felt some tightness in my tummy…before I knew it a piece of shit was trying to play peek a boo,then i knew I had to do something…i knew the public bathroom was definetly a no no…and i knew driving home on break would be a no no cuz God knows what type of shit I would take.it felt like it would’ve took an hr or so and I didn’t wanna miss out on an hr.If anything I was gonna shit on the clock…So I did what any man would do…I doo doo’ed near the dumpster prayed and used the classified ad,closed and LOCKED the gates and let them brown turds hit the floor…eh i feel bad for the maintenance man,
Gangsta dude came to wrk rocking a doo rag today heres a pic if u dont beleive me:
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Aw man. Yeah, Eating Little c’s is a very good way to end up with a horror movie playing in your stomach. A friend of mine likes their stuff too, but every time that he’s brought some over, that shit was GREASE city. I could eat it, and do my hair REAL slick at the same time. LOL @ the damage done behind the dumpster. I hope you don’t think you were the first person back there. Check that bitch out on a Friday or Saturday late night. You’ll see…and you’ll wish you didn’t.
-Starhammer-
Some foul ish went on yesterday at wrk…some lady wanted her 6 pc and 10 pc fresh,so the cashier gave me the nuggets back so i dumped them back into the nuggets tray then i saw the lady had bit into them and the nuggets touched the other nuggets in the tray…If I would’ve put 40 nuggets in the waste tray i would’ve gotten suspended/or terminated.So What I did was i just scrambled them all up and had the pieces that was bitten into under the pile…I need the doe badly brehs so failure is not an option…
Then the mexican cokehead from the other mcds came there to order.I seen him from the grill area.He was like “Bro!!!”
me:hey man
him:u work points fingers down
me:yeah man me work here
him:haaaaaaa,EEEEEEEEEEEEEX------------------------SUH---------------LEND
me:thanks man good seeing u.
Keep that Russian dude assist ready too Doc.
I been trying to get him on at Mickey D’s but dude is slacking.He’s not calling everyday like I told him or going there in person.I don’t think he wants it that bad like he says.
Do what you need to do to get that cheddah Doc. I have to admit, that floor is much cleaner than how I would imagine it if I ever check the other side of the counter.
yea man,really nothing gets on the floor other than shred lettuce or some burger wrappers.we keep that broom on deck lol,and the mop.yo u got the coolest avvy on SRK btw brah!
A few days ago I was working during the 3 o clock rush,I was taking out the trash and a dude came in all upset cuz they gave his son a girl toy in his happy meal.Dude was like “Im trying to raise my son as a man and u give me a girl toy?/mcdonalds would b the last place i thought would b pushing this agenda”
manager was like sir calm down then dude interupts like Ive seen this country go to complete shit over the last 20 yrs
manager:sir please ur making a scene plz take the toy and go
dude:one day its going to be ur boy snatches toy out of handd
lmao it wasnt THAT SERIOUS lol
and russian dude got a black chick now…WTF
So gief is with Elena now I see.
Live out this bitch like a newborn,these dudes in grill talking about sports like they on the team “we was out there sweating lebron was mad at us” nigga said Patrick Ewing is the GOAT cuz he stayed one team he was loyal nigga in his wrds
Was the dude in the pic the jordans guy? Who yelled at Topanga?
Nah that’s the dude that got side tracked watching porn in grill,the dude who yelled at topanga looks like Wario lol
Aw man. I missed a few days it seems. I’m caught up now though, so keep rolling doc. :tup:
-Starhammer-
The dudes that go back and forth about Bball are funny as hell,dudes be sounding like MK2 Announcers when they say they fav players name:
“CARMELO ANTHONY…is one of the best in the game”
“its not cuz…LEBRON JAMES is playin”
one of those dudes had a 100 dollar bet on each game.He lost 200 dollars so far lmao.He was all frustrated at work sidetracked like a mutha fucka…
manager:what is this?shows 2 nuggets in between 2 buns
him:don’t b yellin!lol,i’ll correct it.
manager:ok dont let it happen again
everything is going fine then the manager is like whats up ur taking too long with the food,then he goes:
“Im waiting for the chicken wingz to come down”
everyone:huh?!?
him:nothin…LEBRON JAMES…better get his ass in gear…If not…thats 300 DOLLARS GONE!DWAYNE WADE…better not fuck this up…
Hey Doc I might get hired at my local Mickey Ds next week so if I have stories to share I’ll team up with you.
This made me think of this thread lol
Next time that guy comes he’s getting spit with that hamburger
DEAD at that vid cuz that REALLY happens.I was in window saturday and we were understaffed…one of my dudes got suspended for coming to work high and smelling like weed.weird cuz mcdondalds DOESNT GIVE DRUG TESTS.I mean,its a double standard imo.but then i see its not a good look dealing with public smellin like that ooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeee.
anywho,I was at window and this lady kept getting her order wrong or she was mad bitchy.
Lady:i wanna speak with the manager nooooooooooooow!!!
manager:is there a problem?
lady:ive been waiting in the drive thru for 15 fuckin minutes for a damn cheeseburger,2 20 pcs and 6 Large ice teas the fuck is goin on?
manager:ma’am im sorry we’re just understaffed today
lady:fuck u fuck this mcdonalds oooooooh lawd im too pregnant for this shit(she looked to b 5-6 months) yall gonna be the cause of my water breaking early speeds off
then today i was on break eating my southwest salad,and guess who came in to eat with her frriends…That Pretty Lil White gul that looks like Tapanga.Damn she had her nose ring tank top titties poppin out,shorts thighs showing,toes all painted feet all out.she had one dude with her he was ZOOTED out his mind.Eyes looked like the resident evil 2 zombie dogs eyes they was so red.eyes looked like mars cot damn,i talked with him a lil bit,they said they all got blazed and listened to my cd…and they all dug needless to say i picked up some more customers.Then the white girl goes Doc let me put my number in ur phone…imma make my name look special she handed it back to me it said: *her name is awesome ^_^" white guls man…gotta love em…
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unrelated but somewhat related I went to the mall today to go get something to eat before work…Subway usually has a good sale during the day like u get a full lunch for 4 dollars.so after i had lunch,i decided to go to FYE.I walk in there this girl at cashier helping a customer.while im browsing the isle she comes up from behind me like:do u need any help with anything,im like im all set.then she goes i feel bad cuz i didn’t say hi when u walked in lol,im like its all good don’t worry about it.So I bought Lost Boyz Legal Drug Money(a classic for u slow ass niggaz RIP Freaky Tah).she rings it up.So im leaving then I think damn i think shorty was tryin to holla at me…so I go back in there.I grab Public Enemy’s album Fear Of A Black Planet(always loved that album,needed a new copy) and she rings me up again shes like ur back?im like yeah i just wanted to give u this:
slides her my DJ buisness card with # on it i told her my name she told me hers.told her to txt me and she said I sure will!!!smiling hard af
man I hope she txts that is the BADDEST chick I seen in a min,and I felt real good about myself stepping to her.It wasa good day word to Ice Cube hope she calls/txts I need a woman in my life
Ok now I have to repost this then. XD