I really wish Russian dude the legend wrked Here sometimes tho
So last night I applied for McDonalds. Really hated the online application.
those questionaires towards the end suck,but cool man just keep calling them everyday
Russian dude would fire everyone by SPDāing them out the door. Or FAB.
Have to. Can you put in applications for different locations? Because for some reason, I think it cut me short on the last 8 questions.
āI have earned than I have deserved in my lifeā What the fuck kind of question is that? I didnāt even know how to answer it.
Watch this nigga become manager 
Iām eating slow at left bitch ass in the back by himself Iām on break
yeah bro,just apply again but type in another address.thosee question are dumb i mean,its cool working at mcds but they be acting like u wanna make a career out of this ish.
I was training the Topanga chick on grill with that nasty bitch ass fruit of the loom bucket grease vinny from the Mummy bitch ass looking ass nigga.This dude was being all mean training her
him making southwest sandwich slides it down to Topanga to finish
her:is it 2 patties or one?
him:how many fuckin times do I have to tell u,READ
Her:well sometimes its one pattie on the southwest and sometimes its 2
him:just put the FUCKIN PATTY ON THERE GOD DAMN
Her:ur a fuckin douche.
him:wrap this premium wrap
her:its hard to do
him:well get the fuck out the grill,i showed u a thousand times god damn it
*I come in there on some
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shyt*
me:this is how u do it Topanga,fold it over at the bottom then roll it tight,its like rolling a blunt,now u try
her:oh wow I did it!!!
me:me quietdonāt worry i got u
her:thank u!!!
him:heres another wrap throws it
her:rolls it Stops half wayI canāt do it ur so mean
me:iāll roll it 4 u dont worrry bout it
Lady up front asks me is there mayo on the mcchicken which was made earlier
i pick it up and assk mr bitch ass
me:yo is there mayo on it?
him:u got gloves on why donāt u just open it and see shit man
me:nah im askin u,is there mayo on here or no?yes or no?
him:flings his hand like he shooing me away
me:whatever man
then the next min when topanga leaves he wanna be all buddy and ish,i kept it quiet alll day.
what im sayin is SRK Fam is that:
i really wish they would switch the radio stations tho.i mean im sick of that Nikki Minaj joint āShut it downā,Rihannaās Pour It up,and theres this power ballad with this chick singing that goes something something and then shes all like YEAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA YEAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wanna wrap sandwiches to shit like this here
Received. Thank you, sir!
I have an orbital cannon locked on you.
-Starhammer-
:wow: WHAT??? How in, I canāt evenā¦IN THE FREEZER? That joint just became McDās own haunted house. Go in thereā¦if you DARE. āSpecial Sauceā indeed.
-Starhammer-
dude said he was working a overnight and thought what the hell iāll go load up brazzers and pull one in the freezer.he said it was the most intense nut ever,he said he ended up nutting in a corner of the freezer
Still manā¦He at work in McDās. This aināt some big ass building with hundreds of rooms like a hotel, youāve got what, about ten rooms maybe, including the freezer? Hellz to the NAW. If heās lucky, he only got busted by some other dude and got fired. If not, the camera caught it too, so his nasty ass is on film so that they can warn any stores in the area about him, and worseā¦He probably lives in the area, so you KNOW heās getting clowned as we speak. On top of that, he went and fucked it up for the rest of you. I couldnāt watch my favorite shit up in there knowing what happened. Itāll be on some olā ghost story shit after that.
Me: "Hey. New boy. Be careful in there. They told you what happened back there, right?"
New boy: "Huh? what happened?"
Me: "A man was caught jacking off back there. Right on that box of fries you nearly touched."
New boy" :wow: "Nānā¦no. NO!!!"
Me: Glad I caught you in time. One day Iāll tell you about that chair you were sitting in earlierā¦
New boy: !! :shake:
I canāt wait to see what comes up tomorrow.
-Starhammer-
The freezer doors r locked now -_-
http://money.msn.com/now/disgusting-photo-prank-has-taco-bell-scrambling?ocid=ansmony11
The freaks come out at nightā¦And online.
-Starhammer-
Live from this bitchā¦I hope I wonāt shit on myself cot damn brehs I feel Iām a fart away from a shitstorm had 2 much little ceasard last night fml
you were eating little ceasars? No wonder youāre gonna shit yourself.
-Starhammer-
I was in McDonald for the breakfast deluxe earlier and started cracking up at the dude changing the french fry machine oil. The whole thing reminded me of this thread . Also tested the new pickup line at the counter chick. Convo went something like:
Counter Chick: Thatāll be $7.82.
Me <after receiving the change, stared at her red lips then at her>: Damn girlā¦your lips are red like strawberries.
CC: Ummā¦ thanks.
Me: I like strawberries. Question thoughā¦
CC: what?
Me: <pauses>ā¦Are they sweet? <the look on her face was priceless>
CC: Thatās a very curious question. How can you find out?
Me: <pulls out phone> Here, enter your # and Iāll work on finding out.
Field-tested and approved!
Anyways, lookinā forward for the next entry Doc :tup: