Would love some pics
/munches on some apple pies
the pics, anyone?
Give me some of these as well.
Pics? Yes please.
I havenāt logged onto SRK in prolly over a year and I gotta log in to say keep up this blog. Reminds me of the Stuckey stories in the Cool Stories thread we used to haveā¦ Iām hooked to readin this at work 
iāll have all the pics by this afternoon brehs,busy as hell latelyā¦
the russian dude didnāt get fired,he got out of it by telling the manager āHow can u prove its me that did that?ā
it was me,the russian dude,the coked out bossy mexican,and the new fat spanish lady.
russian dude walks in
walks to sandwich table
starts wrapping sandwiches
bossy mexican:no no meeda,come on come on go fastersnatches sandwich from russian
russian dude:the fuck?u know what fuck this shit im not in the mood,imma let these beaners do all the work today
russian dude goes on grill
me:whats up
russian dude:im not going to get bossed around like that today,who the fuck he think he is?im going to put 24 patties in each tray fuck it
then the next day the russian went off on EVERYONE including me
gay dude:come on i need my food
russian:look u faggot,I know u wanna be gay and loud but SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE,ur just loud cuz ur father didnt spend no quality time with u and u became a bitch just like ur mother,and take that god damn thing u call a ear ring off it looks like glitter on ur ear lobe
manager that slid me the digits:that is uncalled for D
russian dude:how are u a manager with all those good benifits and still havenāt fixed ur beaver looking teeth,
russian dude:and just cuz
Doc is black doesnāt mean u have to work him like Dakunta Kenteā,he catches flashbacks of his ancestors whuppings when he walks into this place look at him
manager gasps and covers mouth
the russian got suspended for a couple of days for thatā¦but fuck it weāre understaffed so the russian will remain!
GOD DAMN SON
Yo Doc, how did you respond to that shit? This dude just went batshit crazy :lol:
Russian dude gives zero fucks.
Russian D-Bo, manā¦ hahaha. (If D-Bo had a job and stopped breakin niggas.)
To quote a great negroe spirtual:
the ghetto side of me was like stomp this mutha fucka out but then I thought of what he did to that dudeā¦plus I had flashbacks of those russian missions in Goldeneyeā¦so I fail backā¦and i do work too muchā¦
LMAO this russian dude is a RIOT.
Had MCds the other day, the first time in like 5 months. I generally have leftover pizza from work for my late night craving, but tonight was the exception. The service was the worst I ever seen. There was one fat chick taking care of ALL the orders, and god knows the MCds gets busy when people are coming back from a night out. There was some other guy in a MCds uniform standing next to her chatting to what seemed like his fat girlfriend across the counter. Now, Iām generally a very calm person but this really pissed me off. Mainly cause this was taking twice as long as if this guy was actually doing the damn job. I just walk up to him and tell him āHey faggot, why the fuck arenāt you working? Why she gotta do everything while you stand there chatting up some fat broadā. Unfortunately, he wasnāt as hard as the people in Docās store, dude just apologized and went back to work 
I felt kind of bad then
The burgers were absolutely shit. Got a McDouble and a Bacon Cheeseburger, they both tasted like plastic wrap. I am not entirely sure how people can even eat this stuff
Can I get dat inbox love doe?
Lemme get them pics, son.
it sounds very literal, I wouldnt be surprised if karma just happened, guess u missed WHAT NOT TO DO:
Couldāve been
Might wanna talk your shit after you get your food. If before, donāt eat thereā¦ ever. Tons of McDonaldās around unless you live in a place surrounded by dirt or sand. Them niggas will clean your bacon, lettuce and pickles in the toilet some chick on her period used, mix a drop of STD blood in your ketchup, squirt pus from an acne bump in your sprite, pull out the e.coli hit squad beef they held on to just in case, and if itās a manager, he might sprinkle his coke on your buns. Eating the food they prep? Donāt let McDonaldās be your last meal, son.
Haha, yeah. If thereās one thing that Iāve learned in life, itās not to fuck with the people that are making your food.
Very good advice. That STD part is fucking crazy, and Iām not fucking with anyone that preps my food. Thatās why Iām never a hard ass on the people who work fast food, not to mention I did a little fast food work myself so I feel for the people dealing with the rude ass customers there.
Here I thought formally thanking the person at the register every time was just to be nice. Turns out my subconscious was saving my life.
I am not down for some STD Burgers
I remember a long time ago watching some TV show as a kid, some bartender got caught on cam mixing a drink and stirring itā¦ with his dick! You donāt forget shit like that, haha.
Donāt worry. Generally, the genitals are the cleanest part of the body. Youāll be fine - just the drink your sucking up has penis for an ingredient. Since we donāt say āsuck my dickā anymore, bartenders have other ways of getting their feelings across.
Never fuck with people handling your food or drinks.