Call that pop the deporting SPD mother russia #1!!! :lol:
4th
damn man, homie is hittin the bong and boozin before his shifts? Iād be fallin asleep on the job. good for him tho get that pussy
Wait - whoās got the PMs now? Gimme gimme!
Youāve gotta work with him again sooner or later. He may turn out to be a weave snatcher too. Better tell that manager to protect her neck and above if that happens. 
Damn though. Olā Papi gets his chin checked, and then he turns into a REAL pappy to be? I guess the russian knocked the bitchassness out of him. It just donāt stop at McDās, does it?
-Starhammer-
Welp I got promoted to crew trainerā¦and I bagged the digits todayā¦and im bout to bag some moreā¦it donāt stopā¦wonāt stopā¦
everyone who got a Personal Pwayer Package in there inbox,leave a post so I wonāt get confused and send the same package twice
I havenāt received the care package yet, fam.
wait hold up, unless I missed something you got the black chicks digits from earlier?
you got it doc. Chick is nice. :tup:
-Starhammer-
looks like imma have another OT checkā¦I was scheduled to work 1 till 10,but i ended up staying till 11ā¦the place is understaffedā¦only 3 people were at work today bā¦i was on grill,customer service,and cleaningā¦plus i had a cold,ohhhhhhhhhhh,i got to work with the russian guy todayā¦
one of the overnight dudes threw the whole grill team under the bus,said we werenāt cleaning and blamed it all on the russian dudeā¦but the russian dude wasnāt in the last 2 dayzā¦
russian dude:Doc u ever play Mortal Kombat?
me::wow: yeah i love that game,i still need to buy the new one
russian dude:imma rip his fuckin arms off like Jax after work!
me:nah man just let him b,heāll finish his self off
russian:no im going over there to whup his ass and rub shit in his face,my hrs got cut back cuz of this dumb muther fucker im going to his house on breakā¦
break comes,russian dude leaves
comes back
russian dude:has dudes glasses in handhe aint gonna do that shit ever again!fuckin faggot
me:yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,man u gonna get fired
russian dude:i dont give a fuck no more!i got a 2nd job anyway
my day ended seeing the russian dude get called into the managers officeā¦to be continuedā¦
some more fuckery:
i almost leaped on the spanish dude for tryin to holla at my piece
spanish dude: meeda
me:sup breh
spanish dude: puts finger thru ok sign with his hand**makiing fart noiseherā¦dick in ass everyday
me:
spanish dude:
nah not her,the lite skin shorty with slanted eyes,and pink lipsā¦supposed to go out wendsday b
Oh shit!
Iām never fucking with another Russian again.
this nigga is the real life niko from GTAIV
oh and this is for the doubters at work:
So he talked to the Doc to build meter. Then when he came back he held up his arms hands pointing up saying āAh da show!ā
And I seriously busted out laughing after reading all that Doc. :lol:
R.I.P. Johnny Cage. Russian Jax got balls as hard as Colossus.
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Hit me with the PM, I didnāt receive oneā¦
I missed the message, but I got one. Didnāt open it until yesterday because Iāve been sick as a damn dog. For ONCE I wish it was alcohol poisoning.
-Starhammer-