You are feeling sick?
I know just the thing that helps.
Evo 2-K-9!
Five seven five,
Is an asian mechanic,
not for syllables
I’m a rebel,
So I’ll make it quick;
ain’t that slick.
Know not the outcome
Hold your cards with discretion
You reveal nothing
This is not haiku
The above statement is false
This is not haiku
I can play Balrog.
Jab jab to headbutt ultra.
It’s way too easy…
Give me liberty
Then protect that liberty
With your very life!
I play SF3
I like to rape with Tweleve
Bitches don’t like me
I think I played you.
At Chinatown Fair one time.
It was rape, alright. :crybaby:
I play v-13.
DDDDDDD.
DDDDD.
That was a good rhyme
Seasonofcheese929
Very good indeed.
EDIT: PHAIL.
I’m up pretty late
It’s around 2 AM here
I should go to bed
Marvel and Disney
What an great combination!
Hulk Versus Bambi
When You Lose A Match
Take What Happened Into Mind
And Beat It Next Time
Haikus Are Easy
But Sometimes They Just Don’t Make Sense
Refrigerator
bolded is 8 dude, not 7
Sometimes we all lose
Just suck it up, learn from it
That’s the way it goes
Haikus can be hard.
I’ve gotten it wrong before.
Sometimes, I’ll get an idea, and then I can’t figure out how to make it fit inside the proper format, and then I’ll just give up and play I Wanna Be The Guy.
I love that game man!
I get stuck at the castle
No save points is gay 
Where has the love gone?
No new haikus in a week?
Someone bump this shit!!
Equations of lines
y = mx + b
I feel cool right now.