The Haiku Thread

My main is Abel
roll resets all day
before you know it, you are dead

Fighting Abel sucks.
Tick throws beat me all the time.
Makes me want to cry.

It was your birthday?!
No one bothered to tell me!
Happy birthday, Keith!

:wow: :mad: :party::party::party:

tell me you love me
we both know it’s a lie
one we don’t address

Oh my, it’s Danish.
Yup, it was just my birthday.
I’m twenty-two now!

Seek enlightenment.
Though the path in which you take.
Grab your arcade stick!

Shoryuken! Flame punch!
Ken has done the mad da-dash.
Into hadokens!

Watching crazy kids,
Wrestling around,
The Gief stands proudly.

(hate double posting, but the Haiku thread’s too awesome not to bump almost a day later lol)

Ice beam Ice beam Ice
beam Ice beam Ice beam Ice beam
Launcher Series Dead

This thread has been dead
Now Percy has revived it
Lets see how it goes

Board games are top tier.
Play hungry hungry hippos.
Secret character?

Pick robo hippo.
Equipped with lazers and bombs.
My lazers are charged.

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I just found this thread,
I like it, it’s very quaint.
I’ll visit again

They took my license
Ninety-six in a fifty
I just turned twenty

Thought I’d share this one from Dayjob Orchestra:

I have a business
installing Styrofoam nuns.
Fuck a fruit basket.

Particle board sucks;
I saw some ninjas tuesday;
That’s irrelevant.

Procrastination
Sentinel Fast-Fly is hard
Should be doing work

isn’t a haiku supposed to contain a seasonal word?

A haiku doesn’t
Need to have seasonal words,
But here’s one, autumn

Jump, Kick, Dash Forward
You’re not nearly fast enough
Just pay atten-Chun

Kick, Punch, All In Mind
Yes, That Was From Parappa
The Canine Rappa

Hey Jeremiah-
Not sure if i spelled that right.
Well, hello again.