The Haiku Thread

Damn, time sure does fly!
Cuz you know where I reside!
In the Welfare Line!

Words are crying out
The noises are distracting
Falling off the page

I bought a nice suit
I had a great resume
OVERQUALIFIED!?

My greatest challenge:
Writing An Ode To Blanka.
Winners overcome.

My feet are hurting
But my toes not feel pain
I must be crazy

I drank so much booze
I ate some pizza and cake
Then I took a shit.

GONG

Eew, Master of Sas
I did not need to know that
But you are still cool.

I need a smoke now
that my dinner’s going down
there, i’ve said enough

Fighting scrub on Live
Reversal timing is off
Meaty Shoryuken

Cold coffee today
Microwave Resurrection
Coffee is hot now

Grow your hair top tier
See your local hairdresser
And maintain that shit

Up and down and up…
That elephant has me stoned
There it goes again!

the muppet movie
why am i watching this?
cuz i’m really high

SBO quals sucked
V-13 can eat a dick
YAY BLAZ IS OUT NOW

Kid1-"Dude don’t mash so much"
Kid2-"EERRRNNHFFNDGDNDFHF"
Ryu-“SHINKUHADOKEN!”

this thread is so wack
nobody writes good haikus
besides me of course

Charge Back Sonic Boom
Down Back Up And Flash Kick It
The Ameri****can Man

Bolded the Syllables for 5 7 5 Haiku

IV’s community
sucks compared to HDR
dumb 13 year olds…

Playing SF4
is better on the pc
forget playstation 3

Have you seen my hat?
Being broke made my head hurt
Monopoly cash

Man, feeling dizzy.
Ladders make me motion sick.
Need dramamine, stat!