The Good But Generally Bad Police Thread

[Biolink]

If a taser will drop a bull weighing over 2,000 pounds stiff as a board, it will drop a human. There’s a reason they have to catch people they demonstrate tasers on and that’s because it locks all your muscles up and you fall like a chopped tree without any way to brace yourself from hitting the floor. Unless we’re talking about alien beings which can redesign their nervous system on the fly, a human’s nervous system is fucked when high voltage flows into the body.If it’s a faulty taser, then all bets are off.

**Edit: ** Disagree with thread title and what we’re supposed to be lead to believe.

Not saying it wouldn’t have worked in this situation but something to note is that people high on PCP have been known to take numerous tasers and keep on trucking through like nothing happened(You can google PCP taser and find articles of people that could actually walk through the shock while under influence of the drug). Obviously we’ll never know what would have happened had they decided to subdue him with shocks though.

[Rhio2k]

people bitch about tazors but they really are the best. dont know why they werent used here. ah well no biggie dude was dangerous

Dude, pcp allows you to roll cancel damn near anything. You can get hit by a car doing 50, and if it doesn’t kill you or knock you out, you will hop back up and continue to try to run or walk, even though your legs just gained like 4 more joints apiece. You won’t feel that shit. Your strength is maxed out like you’re constantly on an adrenaline rush. You’re basically Mech Zangief with unlimited super bar, full POW, full Revenge, full CC, ALL that good shit, all at the same time for like the next 3-5 hours. A taser really wouldn’t bother a dusted-up junkie too much. Might tickle some.

[Arsenal]

Has it been confirmed that he was on PCP or are people just assuming he was due to him being naked and acting strangely?

[Rhio2k]

I don’t see how two cops had trouble subduing one guy tbh.

He was a football player but how big was he? We’re just assuming he was a 300lb linebacker with Zangief arms.

Not sympathizing though…

Pcp, nigga. Pcp. The closest thing you will find to grabbing a starman in real life. You’d get worked by a 95lb woman if she were high on pcp.

[El_Chupa_Negro]

Has it been confirmed that he was on PCP or are people just assuming he was due to him being naked and acting strangely?

Thats a good question

[Don_Barracuda]

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lol what? Retreat and come back later? So just leave the naked, violently shouting man at 3AM in the morning on the streets and just hope everything will work itself out?

^_-;

Which is why I still don’t understand if this was the case why the cops are the only witnesses.

[Rhio2k]

Has it been confirmed that he was on PCP or are people just assuming he was due to him being naked and acting strangely?

To quote Dave Chappelle, “I’ve seen this kinda shit before.” Let’s just say that every time I ever saw a nigga naked and acting crazy and looped out, in real life and on cops (totaling over 15 times so far), it was always pcp, and they always needed like 4-5 cops to take his ass down. Pcp is a VERY strong possibility in this case.

[Don_Barracuda]

Not confirmed just speculation, unless someone has a link??

D
lol what? Retreat and come back later? So just leave the naked, violently shouting man at 3AM in the morning on the streets and just hope everything will work itself out?

^_-;

Which is why I still don’t understand how the cops are the only witnesses.

Have they identified the Cops involved yet??

[ThePurpleBunny]

Pcp, nigga. Pcp. The closest thing you will find to grabbing a starman in real life.

Wait a minute…

Fooball player… PCP… starman…

OMG, [media=youtube]ueR1TFFEt3g[/media]

[Monte]

Thats a good question

it’s actually not a good question at all. who cares? he was obviously under the influence of something and acting strangely and if you’re a cop you should assume the worst.

[R.P.D_rookie]

i posted the video of a cop getting tasered and walking through it.

i posted the video of a cop getting tasered and walking through it. It doesnt e

i posted the video of a cop getting tasered and walking through it. It doesn’t effect everyone the same way.

Triple combo!

[Galactic]

Which is why I still don’t understand how the cops are the only witnesses.

Have they identified the Cops involved yet??

Well remember the dude ran from them, twice. Maybe he ran into an alley or something.

^_-;

[Rhio2k]

Triple combo!

More like he tried a combo string, fucked up, and got it right on the third try. Problem was SRK had the Record Input option on.

[730BlackMage]

lol what? Retreat and come back later? So just leave the naked, violently shouting man at 3AM in the morning on the streets and just hope everything will work itself out?

^_-;

nah, leave an come back with some black dude nicknamed after one of IHOP’s omelets. “Big Country” in particular

[REALPLAYER]

word is dude wasn’t on pcp. He was drunk and had a cab driver take him home when he got there he realized he had no money. Since it was late the driver said he would take his clothes as colleteral til he got in the house and got the money. Dude goes to his house and realized he locked himself out. Dude went back to tell the cab driver and the dude called the cops on him and drove off

i believe this, simply because you can’t make shit like this up. haha

[Starhammer]

Wait a minute…

Fooball player… PCP… starman…

OMG, [media=youtube]ueR1TFFEt3g[/media]

man, nothing went right for New Orleans that day. Still, that was a BEASTLY run. Props.

-Starhammer-

[CLU_2]

This is very believable and logical. Making people strip for collateral happens all the time. I got a cab ride home just a couple weeks, and when we got to my house I realized I was short on cash. So the cab driver asked me to get naked to make sure I didn’t rip him off, to which I agreed. I could have just, I don’t know, told him that he’d better wait or he’d have no chance of seeing his money, or even just let him hold my watch or something, but I got naked so he’d know I was serious about wanting to give him his money. To put him at ease.

It’s happening at restaurants, too. I went to an upscale French place, and the Maître De expressed doubts, based on how I looked, as to whether I could afford their services. “How about I get naked and you keep my clothes as collateral?” I offered, to which he responded, “Right this way, sir!” and showed me to a table.

It’s sad that the cops are so out of touch with how things work nowadays. Might have saved a man’s life if they knew that naked crazy people were really just reassuring someone in a transaction.

/nominated for article.

As I see it.

[Don_Barracuda]

it’s actually not a good question at all. who cares? he was obviously under the influence of something and acting strangely and if you’re a cop you should assume the worst.

huh what lol? So Osama Bin Laden in a working ironman suit, armed with two large dogs under his arms that shoot radio active bees?

So LAtimes have a special page that updates whenever there is a LAPD story

Just found this - LAPD shooting: Department defends slaying of unarmed naked man in Playa Vista - latimes.com

[Arsenal]

Just youtubed some PCP videos. Damn. Why does it always have to be black guys getting naked, rolling around on the ground?

[Riot_Guard]

yeah im pretty sure police have never made a false report to cover their asses, I mean it is the law and the law won

Im sure their tazers needed some batteries, the pepper spray was low, and that two grown men could not take down one person

17 months on the force…pfft…

I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Arsenal- Have you seen the one that was on Cops where this ogre looking naked man juggernaut punched through a fence and walked through. That is the power of PCP.