The Current State of the World thread

Well this will probably never be used for the wrong reasons…right?

right?

Japan invented a speech jamming gun:

Ze fuck iz that? o_O

This was OBVIOUSLY made for the wrong reasons. :confused:
Can I be in control of the world? Shit like this would never happen. >.>

that device is really fucked up

For once, Japan’s late as hell. We had that same shit for decades now, only MUCH more efficient and easier to use.

Lol, Speech Jamming device is a ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’ without the part that physically BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF.

Imagine the uses of a speech jamming device if it could muffle what comes out of people’s mouths.

Parent’s could just silence their children at will.
I could point it at that annoying dog who won’t stop barking.

Can we use it to shut up the stupid people?

To quote Penn Jillette: “And then there’s this asshole.”

Rich people, are they even people?

Zeh fuq is this? o_O

No. No they are not. They don’t act too much like people anyway.

I don’t know.

They look like people.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/079/0/f/Evil_looking_shion_sonozaki_by_Petro44.png

I love how the blog featuring this is called “the Sideshow”, that this can liked on Facebook as part of “Odd News on Yahoo! News”, and the “Extreme Prisons” video features the type of place the slave driving wench will most likely end up…
Welp, back to marking off the days 'til December 21.

This Cracked article is a repository of awfulness.

You see the problem with that, right? Where’s the incentive to keep shutting the fuck up?

Don’t speak, you know just where I’m aiming
so please stop complaining, or I will shut you up
No, no, don’t speak! Or I will start a-cappin’,
and you made it happen cuz you just won’t shut up
I just cocked it
Loaded and locked it, and here we are…

But they’re dead inside.

it DOES. It precisely muffles sound within 30 metres

Baby Silencer!

Foxconn, the manufacturer behind Apple and many other high-tech gadget companies, runs what it likes to call an “internship program”: compulsory factory work for Asian teenagers.


And, unsurprisingly, there are 10 times as many psychopaths working on Wall Street as there are anywhere else in society.

Yeah, they also have suicide nets to prevent jumpers from killing themselves.

I know. I saw American Psycho

I can easily believe that, not like we needed any physitions or studies or investigations to figure all that shit out. :confused:

Saw that on The Daily Show.

^This made me LOL hard. :smiley: