The Castlevania Thread

From the gamespot article:

I wonder what his weak point is.

All crabs will die after a good delousing spell.

Or maybe he has no weakpoints… the perfect boss.

What I love about the Castlevania storylines is they remind me of the old Christopher Lee Dracula flicks. Angry Satan worshipers/evil cultist/angsty teenagers/greedy power seekers revive the motherfucking prince of darkness with human sacrifice or a black mass. Dracula of course just wants to go around being a bad mofoing pimp doing his thing so he just basically kills those who revive him by looking at them sternly and having their heads explode or something. Van Helsing or a stand in must hunt him down and kill him but of course Dracula will always kill a bunch of people and ravish some harlots first before being killed in an awesome (impaled with a plank of wood) or stupid (encased in ice) way . I used to love Hammer Horror films when I was a kid so Castlevania brings me a sense of nostalgia.

Cool article. Apparently GameSpy (and The Magic Box who got their info from GameSpy) can’t read through since they both call her “Shinoa” when the official screenshot of the game calls her “Shanoa”. :rofl:

I don’t mean that in the literal sense. All games have some of basic “plot”. But when you really look at it, alot of games have the simplest storyline ever, and yet they are just as epic, as whatever high budget/hyped game out at the time.

You have your Marios, and what not. Those games don’t hold a candle to a plotline like CV’s.

Slothdude was trying to diss CV’'s plot, like that was the single most important apsect of the game, totally dismissing the gameplay, and in some cases, stunning visuals CV has.

But yea, you know. I agree.

I only hope we can attack it’s weak point for MASSIVE damage.

Here’s an idea. How about we don’t judge games when we don’t know jack shit about them? Think about it.

Clearly you’re new at this “Internet” thing.

I’ve always thought it a dumb thing to do.

hi i have yet to play/beat a castlevania. eventually going to.

I read “Castlevania” and “plot” and I :lol:'d because that’s not what you look for in these kinda games. I mainly only play RPGs and even I know that.

Do you play Pac-Man for plot? No, you just go around eating pellets and shit. Same thing with CV. You go through the game to wreck Dracula’s shit and go home. Like Shade said, story in these kinda games are just bonuses.

and just for the record I’ll probably start with SOTN or the first few NES games.

this kid that i teach piano… his mom told me the other day she beat castlevania 1 back in the day… she watches naruto and plays pokemon today…

Of course it is, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it. D:

Why hi there butthurt SOtN fanboy. Desperate aren’t we? Thanks for reinforcing the butthurt fanboy part because you cannot stand someone elses opinion about a game with a shitty menu system, super easy gameplay that is almost trivial with some of the most horrendous VA ever. Also if a game shoves down a corny story in game you don’t tell me to read a book. Nostalgia more butthurt sotn fanboy

Same here because it wasn’t so linear. As a kid, the game actually scared me too when it turned night in game lol

Okay, we get that you didn’t like the game. Stop trolling about it already.

No you stop hating, neg repping & flaming for not liking my opinion that holds true to todays game standards. I’m not trolling at all this is a castlevania thread right? Actually do what you want and continue being a prick if you wish.

See you in a week. Maybe you won’t be a jerk when you come back.

You have a really bad way of reinforcing your arguments without resorting to “fanboy” insults. I started out on the DS castlevania’s and I went back to play the SOTN recently when it came out on the PSP and I thought it was pretty damn good. Probably better than the ones on the DS even.

It just seems that your arguments are so baseless and you’re so quick to throw out “oh you’re just nostalgic so you don’t like anything else”. You sound like the kind of guy that hates something just because everybody else likes it, but whatever.

It’s OKAY to not like SOTN. The reason why you get such hostility with your comments is because contradictions of your statements. You say that the handhelds are better when they’re basically the same deal. Bad VA, “cheesey” or non existant plot are part of ALL the castlevania’s post-SOTN. SOTN may not be your cup of tea, but it is by no means a bad game.

And arguing with a mod isn’t smart either.

He’s on break from SRK right now.

I’m so happy, that you did that before I saw this.