Is anyone surprised?
Disputing which Tekken movie is the best is like saying how do you wish to be raped. NO WINNERS HERE!
What if the rapist is Gina Carano and her method of sexual violence is sucking your dick off? Rape has a pretty bad rap but tbh its not all bad, not as bad as the Tekken movies at least.
Everything they could do after the CG movie is a waste
The CG movie was top tier as hell
-nice slice of life anime bits in there (Ganryu gym teacher? C’mon dog that shits classic)
-the fighting was not obnoxious or tossed in at random because they didn’t have faith in the power of the dialogue
-the pacing was just nice overall
-characters were obviously faithfully represented
-lots of the serious albeit typical Japanese themes are in there that are always nice to see (ie. impact on the environment, the humanity of robots)
-Panda was a beast
Admittedly I am also a fan of that studios other most high profile work in Final Fantasy Advent Children and I would say the Tekken script is stronger than that but I understand both are hit or miss.
As a Tekken fanatic I was extremely pleased and can only hope that Street Fighter fans one day get something as…
Aint gonna lie. I’ll watch it. Even if it’s just for the fight scenes. That’s some cool Asian style scenes. Just pretend the movie title is Kung Fu Rumble or something. I mean, come on guys (and gals), Tekken 2 is better than both live action Street Fighter movies, and this is coming from a guy that likes Street Fighter over Tekken. If only Hollywood knows how to make another good Mortal Kombat movie…
MK1 the movie was the best video game to live action movie adaptation than any other video game to live action. They followed the storyline almost exactly. The only storyline that was off is Sub Zero and Scorpion working together, but everything else was spot on.
Now MK2 the movie… well that’s another story that will be tl;dr
Lol why is it so hard to make a proper video game movie. The first Tekken movie was an ok martial arts film just not Tekken at all. I mean MK got a good movie. I haven’t seen these since I was a kid but I believe the Tomb Raider films were alright. Good stuff.
And then you have trash like the SF movies, the DOA movie and the Resident Evil movies which aren’t Resident Evil at all. How hard is it to make a horror film based off RE1? Like alot of games have enough material to make a good adaptation even if the adaptation isn’t 100% faithful. Idk why they bait people with slapping a gane franchise on these movies that could just be their own movie
Ironically, both these movies might have been considered decent if the names had been changed and “Tekken” wasn’t mentioned at all. And what the fuck is this “Tekken City” they insist on mentioning?
Reading that gave my brain Marn’s condition
They actually putting this in theaters? WOW
That shit should go straight-to-torrent
TEKKEN IS THE KEY TO LIFE
SURVIVAL IS NO GAME
outside of name dropping Kazuya and the Franchise name itself this movie doesn’t have anything to do with the source material.
Looks at poster Who the fuck ARE these people?? K? What are these fools trying to do, a KOF/Tekken movie?
lol that awkward moment when a movie made kof the movie look canon.
So apparently the white chick that Kazuya “bangs” in this movie is Anna?
Could explain why Anna has the hots for him ever since…craving that D…
Not sure how the movie “isn’t Tekken.” Was Man of Steel also “not Superman?”
dafuq specs? At least Man of Steel had some clues like a dude in a blue gimp suit and red cape, aliens and a spunky reporter who some how beyond all logic becomes intangible in a plot involving the extinction of humanity.
This movie has some nigga called K fight in a tournament to the death for some dude called Minister? Wut? If this movie had anything to do with the game series you think anybody is capturing Kazuya under any circumstances? K chilling with this bitch Anna? wut? Whatever happened to him just spending 5 minutes with Jun and then going back to being obsessed with crushing the zaibatsu like what should really be happening?
Meh
lol can we talk about that one scene in tekken where anna and her sister have some incestual booty making.