Street Fighter JOKES

I see what you did there…:razzy:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=217143

This gave me a nice chuckle.

I second.

still my favorite one

If Sagat only has one eye…

Can he still see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

-Tha Hindu

The only reason Capcom didn’t release a patch to nerf Sagat in SFIV was that then, both his eyes would be covered.

Q: What did Guile use to learn a better fighting strategy?
A: Hooked on Sonics

Q: Why do people like to push Elena’s buttons?
A: Just for kicks.

Q: Why doesn’t Bison’s home have any corners?
A: He prefers having a good round house.

Q: What’s Vega’s favorite pastry?
A: Bearclaw.

Q: What’s Vega’s favorite seafood?
A: Clawfish.

Q: What’s Vega’s favorite MvC2 character?
A: Cyclawps.

Q: Who is Vega’s favorite MvC2 player?
A: Clawkw0rk

Q: How does Vega get around?
A: Heliclawpter.

Q: Who is Vega’s favorite actor?
A: Jean Clawed Van Damme.

Q: What will people do to me if I tell one more Vega joke?
A: Clawber me.

  • James

Ok, you win.

What was Blanka’s reaction when he found out he wasn’t in SF3?

He was shocked.

What Character in SF always lose in rock, paper, scissors?

Bison. He only uses scissors!

Man I suck at this.

Q. Why was post SF Alpha pre SF4 Bison sad at the movies?

A. He had “no body” to go with!!!

Points for epicness of failure?

Why is Cody always a counterpick character for Bison?

Because everytime Bison chooses Scissors, Cody counters with Rock.

^ win

What did Dhalsim say when Ryu told him he lost his job?

“Yo go’ fired?”

(I know I’m really reaching with that one, I know…)

My favs

Why does Bison refuse to have heavy comforters over his legs when he sleeps?

He is prone to knee press nightmares.

What are Bisons favorite things to put ketchup on?

dic-taters

How do SF4 scrubs get to the arcade?

They use the shortcut

Why do SF4 scrubs fail at sex?

They tend to wiggle their stick randomly and mash the button

Where does Ryu put his sword?

In his Shoto-can

What day does Chun-Li celebrate father’s day?

Tuesday

Why did Allen Sneider get fired from his job

He always took a triple break instead of just two

Newgrounds would be proud. I love that SF Flash. I need to go watch it again now.

Why was the guy told he couldn’t play his team of Ryu, Cammy and Chun Li when his turn came for MvC2?

Because he was in the Sentinel Line.

How did Zangeif get his nickname “the red cyclone”?

When he SPDed Crimson Viper on her period.

*What did Rufus do when Jesus was spamming his chatroom?
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Messiah Kick
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Why did El Fuerte get arrested at the airport? *

They heard he had a Quesadilla Bomb

*What did the announcer say after Gouken took some Viagra? *

Looks like we’ll be seeing something big soon!
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What does Rose put over herself when she gets cold? *

A Soul Throw.
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What’s the name of Sagat’s brother’s daughter? *

Tiger Niece.
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What did Honda order at the Mexican Sushi restaurant? *

Dos Koi.

*Who won the national chicken wing eating competition? *

Abel (Fei used to be able to do a chicken wing infinite on him)

*What did Sagat say when asked what he thought about the Tiger Furry? *

Tiger’s hot!

ok those were terrible. Enjoy.

why does blanka never invite cammy to the pool?

because he is jealous of her cannon balls

Wow, you win.