How did Guile destroy the car in 3 seconds?
he got chun-li to park it.
Why is Fei Long always sad?
Because no one eats his chicken wings.
Why do you not want to fight Fei Long in a tournament?
Because he has Tenshin.
why can’t ken land a part in a movie?
He’s known for role canceling
How do you get a free trip to Japan?
- Kara cancel your manhood.
What has a dead friend, two shitty tattoos and a wife that hates him?
GUILE
Why was the Ex-US President so good at SF4 Combos?
Because he was Abraham Plinkin!
Fuggin’ awesome.
oh lordie hahahaha
teacher: in ancient rome, who was the king of the gods?
akuma: ZEUS!
ooOOOoOOoooooOOOooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOooOoooOOOOOh.
What did Guile say every morning when his little boy left for school?
“Bye soooooooooooon!”
^ epic
the down right fierce is so classic but also epic
umm i got some i guess terrible jokes coming up
what does ryu say on the toliet
hadokee
why is sagat always top tier?
because he is actually from mortal kombat universe we just dont know it yet ( mk vs sf by peroxcide joke)
If sagat was in mortal kombat what would his fatality be?
…tiger uppercut
why were there so many copy returns of sf iv on release day?
cause raging demon fails!!
ahh i tried lol
My horrible contribution.
How did El Fuerte know that the guacamole was bad?
He whiffed it.
Why didn’t Bison get any sleep?
He kept having Knee Press Nightmares.
Ryu and Chun Li are at an interview. When asked which one of them can kick real fast, Ryu responded: “Da ho can.”
You can have a picture of Chun Li getting dp’ed by Ryu and Ken and Dhalsim drilling Cammy, while Blanka’s biting head and E.Honda is butt slamming, while all the other characters are poking each other and it’ll still be safe for work.
haha… these threads are great
Cammy and Chun-Li are road tripping across the country together when Cammy says, “Could you stop at the rest stop ahead?”
Pulling into the rest stop, Cammy gets out of the car and leaves towards the women’s bathroom. But before even taking two steps into it, she turns around and heads right back to the car.
Chun-Li asks “What’s wrong?”
Cammy says “Let’s go someplace else. This place has got a shady-loo.”
Who is Ryu’s favorite band?
FAC/DC
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li!
Well it was a joke…
good jokez guyz.
What is Yun’s favorite Christina Aguilera song?
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Genei In A Bottle
How do you know Blanka’s rich?
‘Cause he’s ballin’!
LAAAAAAAAAAAME!!! I’m not even sure that joke works 'cause I’m too white!