Q: What did they nickname Sagat after he kept hitting Eagle and Birdie?
A: Tiger Woods.
Q: What did they nickname Chun Li after she beat up the car in the Training Stage?
A: Tiger Woods’ wife.
- James
That is pretty awesome
i lol’d and then i ew’d, i dont think that will stop me from retelling it though.
Q: Why does Classic Ken in Super Turbo know that Chun Li always wants him to lose?
A: Because she’s always shouting “Kick O.Ken!! Kick O.Ken!!”
Q: Which Street Fighter can take your sports bets?
A: Ibookie
Q: Why do Dhalsim jokes always suck?
A: They’re all such a stretch.
Q: How do we already know that Juri will be the least played character in Super SF4?
A: Everyone always tries to avoid Juri duty.
- James
Yeah it is. I can’t stop grinning :wgrin:
So they’re reintroducing a remake of Disney’s Lion King at EVO 2010. It will be aimed at fighting game enthusiasts, and the theme song is going to be “Akuma Matata.”
Why does Cammy always make rotten tasting hamburgers??
Because she leaves her buns out all day :wgrin::lol:
Why does it look like Chun Li has a tight twat?
Because shes Asian
Why is it that Dudley doesn’t get along with Street Fighter’s resident psychic?
Once Ken taunted Dudley, so Dudley not to be outdone threw a Rose.
What does Guile think of SF4 Chun Li’s new alt outfit?
“Too slEASY”
What does Guile like most about his new Black and Dekker power tool set?
“Easy Operation”
What is Guile’s favourite sex toy when getting down and dirty with his wife?
Handcuffs.
What is Guy’s favourite porn movie?
“Bush n Ninja”
Zangief really needs to slow down, he’s always Russian.
What favor is the green colored Abel.
Sour Abble
M. Bison’s favorite snack is deep fried penis shaped potatoes.
Dick taters.
Chun Li entered a swimming competition and all the other competitors died. Why?
Because Chun Li used her Lightning Legs.
Cody’s hanging out with Guy, and Guy stumbles across an internet site which allows you to clone yourself. So Guy decides to do it, and Cody just sits back and watches the cloning process take place. After the cloning is done, Cody and Guy and the new Guy clone decide to go out. Cody’s wife asks him, “Where are you boys headed?” Cody replies, “I’m just gonna go to the bar with the Guys.”
Guy 1: How does ryu travel from place to place with no money nor a vehicle?
Guy Two: oh come on that’s too easy… He “ATWIKSIKPUUKEN” 's across, lol. (hurricane kicks)
Ad joke: WELCOME TO FIE LONG’S CHINESE FOOD SHOP! CHICKEN WINGZ BY THE DOZEN!
“joke” 3: So two hs students get in a fight… well it ended real quickly, the cops found the second guy out cold, unconsious, with severe bruising and bleeding all the way around from multiple angles. The condition of the guy looks as if he got hit very quick;y as if all these strikes at once… Then there’s that odd symbol on the wall, something in japanese that the cops had to hire an interpreter to understand.
Statement joke (its a cornfest): Burn baby burn- YOGA INFERNOOO!!
Geif: ( You are stong…Like Russian Bear!!
Ryu: Zangief san, I Freakin Shin Shoryuken’d a bear once. Russian wildlife aint got nothin on this.
Statement joke: You ever noticed the position that zangeif and his opponent take while spd-ing? Disturbing stuff.
Guy one: y’know chun li almost got run over by a car while crossing the intersection 5th and market yesterday.
Guy two: Really? How’d she get out of it?
Guy one: Yeah, well lt’s just say I feel damn sorry for that car.
Grandma may have got run over by a reindeer, but grandpa got ochio thow loop’d.
Daigo is not so secretly ryu. It took about ten seconds for me to figure this out.
… which means wong is chun li… think about that… wong in a chun outfit.
you wann hear a joke? dan actually has a really good fireball and is top tier.
I lol’ed
Why did Akuma get admitted to the mental hospital?
Because he demon flipped.
How did Rufus seduce his boyfriend?
Testicle romance.
What does Guile use to sweep the floor?
A sonic broom
And now for some random facts.
Seth tried to download Chuck Norris and crashed.
Chuck Norris took all Balrog’s fight money.
Chuck Norris once made Dhalsim swear…twice.
Chuck Norris can focus charge a raging demon.
Blanka has ginger hair out of respect for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris and any other player end the round with a double KO, Chuck Norris wins.
Chuck Norris has 63 ultra’s.
The next character to be announced for SSF4 will be Chuck Norris…he will be more broken then ST Akuma.
Who has two thumbs and hopes he’s better in SSFIV?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/848/guilesfivselects.png
This guy.
^ you win! perfect!
Tiger woods victory pose
Tiger uppercut