Why don’t streetfighters go to the amusment park?
They hate to get dizzyed
Who is Balrog’s favorite pianist?
Bach, sir.
What did Oro and Necro do when they found out they weren’t in SF4?
They went on Third Strike.
Why was Guile unwelcome at the SSF4 party?
He was a bad Dee Jay.
lol epic
Why did Capcom give Bison a Scissors Kick?
It looked good on paper
meh, I try…
Of all the Street Fighter characters, it’s well known that Honda has the most drive.
I heard they were making a new strategic life-simulation game about a man from India with the ability to extend his limbs. They have yet to come up with a title…
On another note, El Fuerte is very good at depleting lots of RAM from your computer. However, he can only do it in a plane…
The electric eel is known in some parts of the world as a C. Viper.
That’s not a joke. That’s advice.
They say Chuck Norris was gonna be in SF2 but they took him out as he did a roundhouse kick no matter which button was pressed.
Here’s my funny joke I hope you like it:
Ryu and Ken drove down to their’ favourite local bar in their’ brand new sports car. Three girls took interest in the buff dudes pulling up in their’ awesome car. One girl was brunette, the other a redhead, and the last one was a blonde. All the girls wanted to go for a ride but being as it was a sports car there were only two seats, Ryu in the driver seat and Ken in the passenger.
The brunette asks “Hey sweet car, can I go for a ride?” and Ryu responds “Bros before hoes.”
The redhead asks “Hey sweet car, can I go for a ride?” and Ryu responds “Bros before hoes.”
The blonde then asks “Hey sweet car, can I go for a ride?” and once again Ryu gives the same response.
Then Ryu and Ken drive off and they crash into a wall and die.
Why’s Ken own so many chopsticks?
Because whenever Ryu’s around, he says:
“A chopstick for you, Ken!”
Not great, but true story:
Few years ago I was working at a call center when a woman called Bianca something or other called in, but the computer read her name as “Blanca”, which she complained was a common problem. When she asked me why it constantly happened to her, I asked her if she was green before I could stop myself.
On a similar note, 12/30/09 my family’s going to a yoga relaxation exercise thing and dragging me along… anyone have any good subtle Dhalsim jokes I can make to the instructor? Asking “Can you teach me yoga catastrophe IRL?” or something like that is probably too blatant for comfort.
“When do we start breathing fire?”
What’s Dhalsim’s favorite nu-metal band?
Limb Bizkit.
Street Fighter 4.
There, I mad a million jokes in one cause that game is a joke.
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Also this.
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Q) What is Bison’s Monster Truck Called?
A) The Psycho Crusher (woot woot)
Q) When Ryu’s Ex Left him what did she say?
A) There awe Many Guys Like you awe Ova Tha World
Q) What Was Dee Jay Doing at the party?
A) Ja’mon
Facepalm
I got one…
How do you know you have the most racist fighting game ever?
Play Street Fighter 2.
How do you unlock the Gorilla in Street Fighter 4?
You don’t, Ryu’s already unlocked.
How does Street Fighter 4 become even more racist?
Make an Arabic character who has an obsession with oil and a Korean chick who does Tae Kwon Do. You can’t be a Korean fighter unless you do Tae Kwon Do and you’re either A) From KOF or B) Racist
Sagat is teaming up with Apple to unleash his new clothing line, iPatch.