on the floor hit my head
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from HONDA!
Why Does Fei Long eat so much poultry?
Because chicken wings are mostly safe.
Here goes my first attempt:
Why are Street Fighters banned from The Price is Right?
Their p-linko technique was too good.
I told my friends some of these jokes(couple months ago) they looked at me like I was stupid LOL. Especially the GuilexZangeif one.
A well known Street Fighter turned gambling addict, who wishes to remain anonymous, recently got a round-of-a-claws after his stunning performance in Las Vega’s. He then celebrated by Dropping in at a local Dive bar.
Why doesn’t Blanka like his SF2 CE color?
Because he has blue balls.
Why do skilled SF players only need a broom to clean ground surfaces?
Cause they mop the floor with most scrubs in just a few sweeps.
What’s Ryu’s favorite baseball team?
The MEETTSSUU!
What is Sagat’s favorite animal?
The THAI-ger…teehee.
Did you know Dhalsim was also a talented chef?
His specialty is roast 'Gief
Why did Boxer cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why is Gill so awesome?
Cause he’s GDLK.
What did Bison (Dictator) say to the person that asked him where he learned all his combos?
YOUUUUUTTTTUBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEE!!
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The roof
the roof
the Rufus on fire!
what are balrog/boxer’s favorite 2 things?
head and butt
in mother russia you piledrive ZANGIEF!
I’m not ABEL to remember my combos or my past…
Eliza: Hey Honey, I’m really sorry but I can’t go see you fight at the tournament tonight. I can’t walk.
Ken: YOU SWORE-YU-KAN!
Here goes one thought of when watching the SF2 animated movie just now XD:
Hey key, can I get change of a $20?
NOCANDO-KEN!!!
Lame…I know XD
What did Bison say when his lobster dinner finally came to his table?
THIS IS DELICIOUS! YES! YES! YES!
/bad joke.