best movie evar IMO
not rly.
When Rose hits men in the balls, why does it hurt so much?
Because her punches are Low and Strong.
Why is Hugo so healthy?
Because he’s been squashing his meat.
i apologize for the corny jokes
the movie is actually decent until Ryu nd Ken “join” Shadaloo. btw, i only found out recently that T. Hawk was 1 of Guile’s sidekicks in the movie, wtf!!!???
Why do Abel and his group of friends commute to work?
Because the group is Abel-ian.
-It’s an abstract algebra joke. Hopefully there’s at least one math nerd on here who will get it.
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yeah sorry, I was never any good at math:sweat: but I can imagine a math geek laughing to that one.
Did you get your screen name from primus?
Indeed I did. You’d be surprised how rare it is for someone to get the reference.
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sweet, I would rep you if I could:tup:
That album is a close second to Frizzle Fry for me, but it is a classic nonetheless.
anways, terrible SF joke I just though of:
Q: Why is Ryu always fighting Akuma?
A: Becasue he got the last pair of sandals the store had.
Why doesn’t Dhalsim own a cell phone?
Because he can reach out and touch someone for free.
Lame I know.
What does Dhalsim say to get people interested in Yoga?
Yoga’s Flame
Why can’t Zangief use his Super anymore?
Cause its was the Final Atomic Buster
What was Guile’s answer to the Math problem?
2ez
What was the first thing Sagat went to see at the Zoo?
The TI-GER
What is Bison’s Favorite Paper?
The Knee Press
dodges tomatoes
ryu was drunk when talking to ken and guess what he said
Ha-dou-ken
What’s good for people learning how to play Street Fighter?
Practice.
Im selling tickets for the Next Space Opera Symphony show downtown.
John claude van dam as jill valentine.
“I am a member of STARRRRZZZ”
lol… charmander av
charmander
char…
Something about his post just fits with your Av
How do you say fireball in japanese?
Hadouken!
How do you say uppercut in japanese?
Shoyruken!
How do you say spinning kicks in japanese?
TatsuMaki SenpuKyaku!
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Why couldn’t Ryu do a fire hadouken?
He had didn’t have enough meter.
What does Akuma do when he’s calmed down?
a walking demon.
What is Yun’s motto?
“When in doubt…genei jin”(you guys should know where this is from :D)
What kind of tattoo should Chun-li get on her thighs?
Thunder 
What whould’ve Guy’s parents named him if he was born a girl?
Gal
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How did Zangief beat Yun at skateboarding?
By landing 360s and 720s consistently!
These are awesome