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Stolen from my roommate:
Why did Ryu call Dhalsim a liar?
Because he always stretches the truth.
Why does Abel always win?
Cause heās willing and Abel.
ā¦ I suck.
Whatās Dhalsims favorite movie?
Firestarter.
Whatās M. Bisons favorite movie?
PSYCHO.
oh god iām on the floor
This arcade needs to clean there cabs, theirs fucking Urien on screens.
What is Jap slang for a fake fireball-
a Hadonātken
Slang for A Groove-
A button groove(ken, raiden, etc)
How to shop like a pro gamer
Go to the grocery story and buy some Combo snacks, Bread and Butter, and Pringles but donāt get cheese or spam.
that was fucking awesome. Donāt deny it. You truly believed that joke would be funny. and as we all know, anything can be funnyā¦
ā¦if you believe
What did the cop say to Alex when he got arrested?
You canāt escape! - (in a gentle Michael Jackson voice)
Why is Sagat in every Streetfighter?
Because heās one of the best fightas fwum ah ova da world.
This is so bad I laughed harder inside than I would have if it wasnāt bad.
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omfg
Fei Long is so bad when someone told him to use Chicken Wing against Ryuā¦ He went to KFC.
Fei Long is so bad his flame kicks get put out by WATAHHH!
Fei Long is so bad he thought a cross-up is a hairstyle.
Fei Long is so bad he pressures his opponents by shaking their hand.
Fei Long is so bad he only pulls out his nunchucks after the fight is over
Why didnt Fei Long divorce his wife?
He wanted to rekkancile.
Those Fei Long ones are great.
(The Watah one may have come from the oldie, āWhat is Bruce Leeās favorite drink?ā)
Haha. Now THATāS a good one.
Took me three seconds to get it, Too funnyā¦
Why do new SF players so relaxed?
They tend to let things slide.
How do you do a Shoryuken in SF4?
- :d: :r: :hp:
What pick up line does Ryu use to get laid?
- The answer lies in the heart of battle.
You have made my day for this i thank you.
āWhy isnāt daigo kicked out of tournaments?ā
āHeād parry the hitsā
ā¦Its kinda sf related.
WOW goon one