Street Fighter JOKES

Diyamn, this thread got me rollin :rofl:

LOL.
this is is lame

Guile’s ultra
"Here we go! 1, 2, STRIKE!" your OUT.

How many times does a Sumo spank their kid?

100 times.

What is Ken’s favorite move?

Shoryuken

What do you need to install to play SF4 on your computer?

A Spinning Pile Driver.

Why is Ryu afraid of the dark?

because when Akuma tucks him in, he turns off the lights.

What is Cammy’s favorite car brand?

Cameron

When can pigs fly?

By doing a spinning kick

Why is Dan bad in bed?

It’s just too small to be effective.

Myleftshoe, some of those are really brilliant, but i have to admit i LOL’d at “Raging disconnect”.

What did the American Joystick say to the Japanese joystick?

“HAPPy to meet ya”

Whatd did the Japanese Joystick reply

“Preased Semitsu”

truly awful puns.

^ nice :rofl:

ugh some of these read like a statement of fact more than a joke. need more puns.

Why does Gen hate Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Because he cannot taste what he cannot see.

these are dope ones good stuff!!:rofl:

How did Alex avoid total destruction at the Q&A session?
He parried the Q.

Why did Akuma always teleport when trying an EX Uppercut at the party with the spiked drinks?
He hit too many punches.

What’s Yun’s patented move for getting the attention of the ladies?
You Hou.

Why did the guy go to jail for buying SF: Anniversary Collection?
'Cause he got his Third Strike.

Why are girls put off by S, N, and K-Groove players running up to them to ask them out?
They are two forward.

So how come girls like C, A, and P-Groove players being two forward?
'Cause they’re dashing.

  • James

I swear I made the wake up uppercut joke awhile back in like 2004 when I was a noob eating them :wtf:

Joke made by Kai: Why did Chun cross the road?

To build meter.

lmao is that tatsu on your av?

The Sakura one. :rofl:

When Allen Walker plays SF, who does he main?
-Akuma

(anyone familiar with D.Gray-Man will get this)

why cant chun li get pregnant?

too many whiffed pokes.

Q. What did the mother Buffalo say to her son when he was about to leave?

A. Bison

I apologize! :confused:

I kinda laughed.

Why did Chun Li cross the road?

Because she was driving the wrong way.