Dan once attempted to play the “Bash the Car” bonus stage on ST. The car somehow managed to ko him.
Should be, “Why didn’t Ken talk about his one night stand with Vega?”
I like # 2. lol
What do you call Chun Li when she cracks jokes?
Fun Li
What does DJ wear to bed?
PJs
warning bad jokes ahead
Dan Hibiki
Why can’t Dan keep up with Sakura?
He suffers from Projectile Disfunction.
More like, why didn’t Boxer talk about his one night stand with Vega in SF2?
Why is Oro chicken?
Because he does the chicken combo.
What do you call it when an opponent runs out of ideas?
Fighter’s Block
Why couldn’t Ryu do a Tornado Throw?
He just wasn’t Abel.
What is Chun Li called in bed
Fun Li
What is Chun Li called if she was ever a Male Pornstar
“Well Hung” Li
So Ryu has a friend that he hangs out with sometimes. His name is Lou. Lou likes to buy magic tricks and jokes from a local magic shop. One day, he bought a spinning bowtie. He knew Ryu liked the things he bought from the magic shop, so he decided so show him. He found Ryu walking alone in the mountains. “Hey Ryu”, he shouted, “Check this out.” His bowtie then began to spin and make a silly sound. Ryu, in a state of disbelief shouted, “HEY LOU THAT’S WACKY!”.:razz:
Why is Sim, T.Hawks favorite bartender?
Because Sim makes the best fire water on earth.
Why did the n00b keep pausing the game?
He wanted to practice option selecting.
Why are street fighter player so good at jenga?
hella block stun.
what does vega fix his head gear with?
masking tape.
Why isn’t Gen good at politics?
He keeps switching his stance.
What did Sagat say to Zangief when he first saw his scars?
“wow Ryu really beat the shit outta you!”
Cody had a wake up move Bingo was it’s name-o…
Now thats good shit
i loled at work… great stuff.
:bluu: This ruined my life
What did Ken say to Ryu when Ryu asked to borrow his car?
SURE-U-CAN!!!
I dont know if this concept is new but its funny anyways.
Wow never heard that one before.