We do?
I always thought Hakan was a joke as is already.
Why Does Seth hate doing the Ultra?
Makes his stomach turn
Why is manual tapping a thing of the past?
Because plinking is buffer!
Why are Seth’s sonic booms cheaper than guile’s?
They’re free of charge
Why does Seth’s car SUCK so much?
Runs on a tandem engine
Why do people think C Vipers a coward?
They heard every match she cancels.
Why are fighting games so depressing?
They’re always broken down into tiers (tears)
Why is it bad to crouch an overhead?
Makes you a sitting duck 
eh… Hakan is difficult to work with…
Why is Hakan always prepared for his matches?
He wakes up oily in the morning.
that took every brain cell i had
Flash tits would be nice… I wanted R.Mika
Why are the french fighters so hard to beat?
Cause they’re remy and abel
(ready and able)
I Agree.
6 of the World’s Greatest Composer RSVP to a Symphony taking place downtown. They walk in, 4 seconds later they got kick out of the building badly bruised. They were shocked as to what they saw in the building.
Why should Sagat wear joint pads?
Because he has Tigers Knees.
zonk!
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Get it? Har har har! I so crafty and corny!
Just when I can’t think of any good puns, myleftshoe comes and makes a post
Good stuff.
Sagat was fired as a Vetenarian yesterday, because every animal case he got, he tried to give them a tiger shot!
why is blanka jealous of cammys skills at their friendly neighborhood pool?
-because she does buffer cannon balls…
a joke from earlier that i changed a little,
why is chun still a virgin?
guys are afraid to get close so all they do is whiff pokes in bed.
Why are street fighters good travel agents?
They have trip guards.
Why did Sagat get fired from bartending?
He’d feed everyone tiger shots till they were unconscious.
What’d Sagat say to the guy that mutilated his face?
“I got my eye on you–no seriously there’s some on your shoulder…”
Why would Ibuki be good at forensics?
Because she’s always on the scene!
Why would Ibuki be good at forensics?
Because she’s always on the scene!
lol, good one.
I hate playing Sakura players online…
They always reset!
or
Why can’t Sakura get stronger?
She always resets
Did you hear about that Black Juri that went to court in the south?
Long story short, it ended with a hung jury
Why can’t Abel run a marathon in SSf4? Because he gets Breathless.
Rumor has it a record deal has been made with the Street Fighters to remake some of Michael Jackson’s greatest hits. It’s been said the gangs already gone to work on the first album. A list of unconfimed songs include:
- ‘Become Another Part of Me’ by Seth
- ‘Dirty Dictator’ by Cammy White
- ‘Leave me Alone’ by Dudley
- ‘Off the Ground’ by Ken Masters
- ‘Man in the Jungle’ by Blanka
- ‘Bad’ by Dan Hibiki
- ‘I Just Can’t Stop Stalking You’ by Sakura Kasugano
- ‘Smooth Criminal’ by Cody Travers
- ‘Want To Be Fighting Something’ by Ryu
And many more…
P.S. this joke isn’t meant to riducule the late great King of Pop. It’s only meant to put a Sf twist on his legenday music.
Why can’t Dan keep a woman satisfied?
His projectile lacks distance.
“Damm son You must work for Jimmy Dean, because you have mad links”