SRK Tier Discussion OS XII

All the Geico Commercial Guy does is state the obvious. “Is the Pope Catholic?” “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

“Does the universe want to kill Mr. Magoo once in a while?” That answer is obviously no, or he would have been killed by now.

If Geico commercial Guy showed any ability to change probability or bring things into existence, he’d be a good nomination.

As it is, Statefarm seems to have a good thing going. “Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there… with whatever you wish for.”

EDIT: …I’m not playing anymore.

Sorry bro. I promise I’ll wait at least an hour after a post to reply to it, in order to give you a chance to say something.

Haha, no way. Get 'em Quiche.

It’ll save me the time spent refreshing the page and typing anyway.

Wake me when someone makes a decent nomination, or when we put Magoo to vote. I vote yes until given a good reason otherwise.

We don’t know if he is being observant or not. That’s the problem with the Geico commercial guy. how is anything worth two in the bush? It did not exist until he spoke it into existence. Under the circumstance which the kid baking the biscuit and the guy from antique’s roadshow find themselves, both situations are impossible until spoken into existence by him.

Ender120: that avatar is amazing.

All lies. Geico man is only observant. He proposes a scenario based only on preexisting fact, and then it plays out in what is probably his imagination. To top it off, it’s pretty much a ripoff of every single family guy joke ever, since they all use the formula of “weird situation mentioned --> show situation”.

Thanks, I made it.

…seriously.

Quiche, bro. i’m actually not in S.H.I.T… i think that might be why i’ve had such a hard time getting NBG into tiers.

also much props for Muff Daddy’s nominations. it’s that kind of inventiveness that the tier thread needs whether they get in or not.

You were admitted to the S.H.I.T. when Nutri-Grain Bar Guy was accepted as Top Tier. congrats.

…seriously.

OH! ok! :woot:

Kenny McCormick from South Park needs a nomination.

Through the course of the tv shows’ career, Kenny has been killed in numerous ways. In the following weeks episode Kenny would be alive once again, however at the fate of no one else knowing that he had previously died.

There is a small window of one season where Kenny was missing, but he did return.

With the recent South Park episodes, viewers have now learned that Kenny/Mysterion is fully aware of his immortality.

Spoiler

We learn that Kenny’s parents were apart of a Cthulhu dark arts cult and that Kenny is able to spawn from his mother after mere seconds of his death to full maturation within hours. He also is able to retain all known knowledge from his former self.

Other notable achievements by Kenny McCormick:

-Obtained the highest level on the PSP and thus was able to defeat hell’s minions at heaven’s gate

-His loyalty to his friends ranks higher than his self worth (arguably he uses his powers to often save his friends, a complete unselfish act; see South Park movie)

-Has confronted Satan and within the the realms of “know each other” status

-Cannon fodder for any breaking/debatable/philosophical news story, which means Kenny is THE plot

(how do we put spoiler tags in? I can’t find the button)

I highly doubt you understand how speech act works and the powers it bestows on narrative. Geico Man has the same power the Gods have as his word becomes reality. how many times have you observed R. Lee Ermey be a psychiatrist? He doesn’t have a degree, nor is he licensed to be one. His power lets him create alternate realities. Video cameras did not exist during Lincoln time and his voice summons clips of it recorded with sound in the White house’s room.

Batman’s ability to prep is dependent on Geico man not erasing it with his powers.

I always found it incredibly gay how any animated characters were disqualified because they could be beaten by “the dip”. look mother fuckers, goku is a super fucking saiyan, you think he’d be slow enough to be touched by dip? NO, no he would not. he would blast it away with a fireball ez pz.

goku >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all

but i just remember reading the old school tier threads almost over a decade ago. brings a tear to my eye really.

The dip? What’s the dip?

Wait what is “the dip?”

How does batman avoid this? There is no prep-time non “animated” batman.

And does this mean that Kenny McCormick is automatically disqualified?

Also for the sake of fishjie’s argument, minutes of filler vs. amount of minutes in combat, should be a huge negative to all of the Dragon Ball series.

many an age ago, when the tiers were first being debated, a litmus test was proposed for the tiers based on “The Dip”. If the character was animated in any way shape or form it could not beat “The Dip”, so it could not be top tier:

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which is totally retarded and gay because you’re right batman is animated, and so is thanos with infinity gauntlet.

To be quite honest the only reason why I suggested O Fortuna was counteract the NBA on NBC stuff. But I think we pretty much moved on from that now so anyways…

The only thing that I want to bring up that may give Mr. Magoo a run for his money is… that he may be completely dependent on his Asian butler Charlie. Let’s face it, Mr. Magoo is an old man, a senior citizen who messes up a lot at the expense of others. But I really can’t believe that the whole universe turns the other cheek.

In this clip, you can actually see Charlie helping Mr. Magoo out towards the end of the show. I will give that Mr. Magoo has great luck but really, can he get out of everything? As you can see, Charlie has to be there to help him out for his finances. Mr. Magoo may be able to dance on rafters, dodge bullets and other things… but it looks like he may have trouble dealing with the I.R.S.

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Eventually, Charlie was “dismissed” by the creators because he was far too racist. But that doesn’t mean that Charlie is gone. He may still be behind the scenes trying to help out his “bloss” avoid a grisly death. Also Charlie usually gets the worst parts of Mr. Magoo’s bad luck but still lives to tell the tale as well as help his “bloss” with finances and well… fucking surviving the day.

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“The dip” needs to be re-defined since it is only just a giant bucket of paint thinners. Not all toons are made with paint (see South Park).

Tanion: We need to define what “the dip” can and can’t do first. Mr. Magoo is a toon afterall.

Mr. Magoo was able to transcend from being a cartoon to real life by the great late Leslie Nielsen. Hence his resistance to The Dip.

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Dip essentially kills anything that cartoons/comic characters are made out no matter how ridiculous powerful they may be. But now that technology has progressed for new media, Dip may not be as potent as it was. HOWEVER, Omega Viscant does bring up a point about something recent… the all mighty eraser of our technological advantages: CTRL+ALT+DEL. Which all new media succumbs too nowadays.

Ah but you see, Charlie is simply a manifestation of Magoo’s Universe-bending field. It works not only on inanimate objects, but also on people. Magoo has been in countless situations without Charlie, and gotten out of them without a scratch as well. Sometimes the Universe’s benificent will towards Magoo manifests itself in Magoo bending down at the right time. Sometimes it’s a gun jamming instead of firing. Sometimes it’s a conveniently placed haystack to land on. Sometimes it’s a helpful Asian butler. But it’s all part of the field.

…seriously.

Regardless of format (animated, live action, comic stills. etc) character traits are allowed to be pulled from each form?

Ctrl+Alt+Del is a command to “see” all open programs. Alt+F4 on the other hand kills the current program instantly. But if you would go on even further, you might as well just say the surge protector has the power to kill all systems connected to it puts on sunglasses with just a flip of the switch.

The Dip is stupid. So is Ctrl Alt Del. Cause you know what? I can beat Jack Baeur. How? By using my remote and turning off the TV. And I can feed the 24 DVDs to my dogs.

so dumb.

Goku top tier all day every day.