SRK Tier Discussion OS XII

General Discussion
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the old folks know what it is. things have changed a lot since the last thread…SRK has abandoned the old gods of prep and anti-prep, chaos and disorder rule the day, the S.H.I.T. has long since disbanded…which is why we need the tiers.

this is the opening post from the last tier discussion thread (which quotes the one before that), but i think it’s best if we start a new.

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i’m glad NBG finally is recognized :woot:

however, he’s in the wrong place. AT LEAST Zenith tier. beats Preptime Batman too easily. also, can’t fuse into MacBauer without NBG since Bauer shot Black Tony in the neck.

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Seems like the Old Spice guy is a shoe-in for Zenith tier with favorable matchups against most of the top tier, MacGuyver, and Mentos.

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Glad to see this here again, I’lldig for the old Az’ explanations about Jack and Mcbauer.

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This is who I nominate for the tier judges…Allstate Mayhem Guy.

Basically he is a god and shits on whatever the fuck he wants. He can take on any form he wants to cause mayhem. Hell he can even be your even [media=youtube]1DU5LKoC1A8]son or some hot girl that catches your attention. He is all around us, you can probably consider him a force of nature. Also did I mention that he is damn [.

Also like batman, he is [media=youtube]jL9duLVeFRM&feature=channel]filthy fucking rich](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFhM945dXok&feature=channel[/media) and will fuck you any possible way. Also he can come out of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Sjld5yy3Q&feature=channel[/media]

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wow @ allstate mayhem guy, quite impressive!

Does his shapeshifting qualify as anti-pussy?

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I would say so! Simply because he can take shape on any form, like in one of the commercials he was a hot jogger babe and can turn it around to be a manly star football player such as in this commercial: [media=youtube]jSvutOU0mRQ[/media]

Also more Holiday Mayhem: [media=youtube]_ITpeTI1ZRM&feature=related[/media]

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yeah, i’m liking Allstate Mayhem Guy

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I support the adding of Old Spice Guy…what about the from the XX commercials, Most Interesting man in the world?

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I back Allstate Mayhem Guy twelve hundred percent.

I might go so far as to say he’s Bauer’s illegitimate son, which would mean no end of misery for the world.

He destroys Prep Time Batman, because the only way to prevent his mayhem is to buy his insurance. You think Bruce Wayne will file an insurance claim on the Batmobile and expose himself? Think again.

I do not support Old Spice Guy, because although he is very cool, he fails completely at anti-pussy. His whole angle is being manly, and what’s more manly than getting pussy?

In case you want to say that he doesn’t have to try for pussy, or that he doesn’t let pussy control him:

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Look at all the shit he did just to get women to buy SOAP. Now imagine what he wouldn’t do to get some pussy.

Fail.

I’m glad to see NGB Guy finally get the recognition he deserves, but I don’t see him any higher than Top Tier. Zenith is for the Holy Trinity.

Shit, Roll Back Guy owns NGB Guy for free by making the price of Nutri-Grain Bars so cheap that everyone can afford them and transform into NGB Guy.

Also, I want some explanation on this whole “abandoning prep and anti-prep and disbanding S.H.I.T.” shit.

As long as I’m Minister of Mentos, S.H.I.T. lives on!

To the Prep-Mobile!

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[media=youtube]K7e9Y7xo0no&feature=related"[/media]belongs somewhere on this list… he is more broken than crouching fierce… his tackle is completely safe on the block and unsafe to block…

He simply fucks shit up, even on vacation…

EDIT: Triple TTT condenses nonsense… Terry Tate is just smacking niggaz gotdamn…

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Dunno. He seems like he will fall down to the pussy quite easily… as you can see at 1:30 of the video. Doesn’t take much. :rofl:

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Terry Tate doesn’t belong anywhere. Couldn’t hack it in the NFL so they made up a position in the office for him. Wannabe football player using fear on office workers? Dude is just using scrubs to make himself feel better.

Allstate Mayhem guy is legit. However, despite all the destruction he can do, Allstate can pick up the tab. So Allstate Insurance > Allstate Mayhem guy?

Kenny McCormick/Mysterion needs to be tiered. His reincarnation cooldown makes phoenixs’ look like a snail trying to out run rain. Don’t forget he has probably taken more abuse than most superheroes. SRK needs to acknowledge the masked immortal from South Park.

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oh shit! the tiers are back. :cool:

did popeye and Thanos make the list last year I don’t remember either one as top tier?
Old or not the MacBauer explanation post may have been one of the best things i have ever read on SRK.

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I agree. As dope as the allstate mayhem guys is, insurance nerf pretty much of renders him useless

If I was to elect someone for tier, it’ll be Oprah. The gifts at her show makes the audience go ape shit. Bitches going bananas over bees. Witness the madness if you don’t follow Conan- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/24/conan-oprah-bees_n_788171.html.

Top tier wealth status too.

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My submission is Michael Angelo. Not the ninja turtle.

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STILL bringing the hate on Popeye. Fuck him and his lying ass theme song.
Not sure how I feel about Allstate guy. I’ll let the discussion simmer a bit.

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Bittorrent for Zenith Tier

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You know damned well Kujo Jotaro was accepted into top tier years ago and never removed.

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All State Mayhem guy lose to Dennis Haysbert, the guy selling All State Insurance, since they will cover all the damages done by him. So all Batman has do is get insurance on the batmoblie and he is good to go. Plus Dennis was the first black president