Uhh Allstate Mayhem guy is basically making you buy his insurance. He doesn’t get nerfed by it, he is essentially selling you “protection”. I think that makes him even more broken for the simple fact that, either get your shit wrecked or pay a ridiculous deductible. Win/Win for Allstate Mayhem Guy.
Since he can take any form, he can essentially BE Allstate Insurance. MIND FUCK!
How do you know that is not actually the Allstate Mayhem Guy taking his form? Remember he can be anything or anyone. And even if you do get his insurance, he might still break your shit regardless. Just because you have insurance doesn’t mean bad stuff simply stops happening to you, it sucks less but it still happens to you.
If I understand this thread correctly, there seems to be missing about the discussion: Allstate Mayhem guy may very well be causing some of the current political nonsense by taking the form of Sarah Palin. Even more sinister is that he may also be Karl Rove, the Pope, the black plague, taco bell AND the runs you get from eating taco bell.
Out of everyone that’s ever been nominated, Oprah fails the absolute hardest at antipussy.
She made a career out of worrying about women. She would do anything to protect a woman or make a woman happy.
Batman would kidnap her audience, and she would roll over on her back to have her belly scratched, just so long as he didn’t hurt them.
Then she’d take everyone on a ski trip. Yawn.
Allstate doesn’t control Allstate Mayhem Guy. If anything, he has the upper hand. All he has to do is run wild and cause disaster for Allstate customers, so that the company ends up paying more money cleaning up his messes than they take back in deductibles and monthly payments. Then they don’t control shit, and he’s still running around making your tires fall off and your house catch on fire.
Allstate Mayhem Guy is chaos personified, and he can take any form. Batman can’t prep for chaos.
And Batman can’t file a claim on the Batmobile. If you don’t believe me, then call Allstate today and try to sign up. When they ask for your name, tell them it’s Batman. I bet they hang up on your ass.
That’s why I said in my first post that Bruce Wayne wouldn’t file a claim on the Batmobile and risk exposing himself.
I still support Popeye, for his ability to punch things and turn them into smaller versions of other things that tuck tail and run away. The only reason he was rejected was because of some shitty NES game that placed a limit on the amount of time you could be spinnached, to keep the game from being completely boring.
Decades of Popeye prior to that prove that he is indeed “strong to the finnach.”
I still wish we could have gotten Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill in. If you don’t know about Pecos Bill, or don’t believe he was the baddest motherfucker on the planet, then read these:
I’m still not clear on the point of showing what Nutri-Grain Bars do to one man and one man only if you’re trying to sell a product to people.
Either way, Rollback Guy could raise the price of a Nutri-Grain Bar to $12 million so that NBG couldn’t afford them on his meager office salary.
Or he could rollback the stock prices so low that a child could buy the company, run it into the ground (because he’s an idiot child), and have all bars recalled because he added crayons and nickels to them, forever depriving him of any bars.
The biggest problem with NBG is the small sample size of his powers. For all we know, he’s just a psychotic with charisma, strong abs, and a grain allergy.
Does the all-versions rule of battle poll apply to S.H.I.T tier lists? If so, I am ready to argue that Disney Beast, combined with his Fables incarnation, should be top tier.
what happened to the rules that get posted so new people won’t nominate black people or Goku?
some UK TV movie called The Writing on the Wall. i saved that picture years ago specifically to rebut anybody that tried to nominate Palmer for tiers. that German chick has a such a wild bush, i could have probably gotten away with keeping it uncensored. i just watched the movie clip- LOL @ Palmer almost crying while getting raped. what a disgraceful showing of humanity. not tier material at all.
that wasn’t a commercial, that was a documentary with events that occurred in real time.
i fail to see how Roll***back*** Guy can roll things forward. even in a reversion attempt, Nutri-Grain bars never cost $12 million so you can’t roll them back to $12 million. also you can’t roll back the past and kill him for some reason or it would have happened already. i’m not saying Rollback Guy isn’t strong, but *Nutri-Grain Bar Guy * is broken.
the bar started his power. notice he didn’t even eat the whole thing. he just took one bite.
it’s not NBG’s fault the cameraman could only last for a short time before he was assimilated like the rest. and NBG isn’t just a psycho with charisma. he’s a being that can assimilate anything in his path and not in his path. you can’t even look at him without getting assimilated.
but doesn’t Beast’s survival depend on a white chick’s willingness to commit bestiality?
well that was the only weakness I could think of for All State Mayhem Guy, he easily be put at the top of top tier.
Out of curiosity, why isn’t Ivan Ooze on the list? He is more broken than ST Akuma. Or does Akuma fill the one slot broken boss from a fighting game list ?
Also Pecos Bill belongs nowhere on that list… that’s like putting Texas Pete on list…
First of all… he was thrown away by a tornado… and do you know who that tornado was? Allstate Mayhem Guy and Allstate does not cover mules or even natural disasters…
In fact, they were pushing for the government to take care of that shit…
Strike 2: This nigga wifed a bitch with a slue foot… and do you know what slue mean? Sharply turned to the side, that means she was limping and shit, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. If he went out of his way to wife some chick with a limp, imagine what he would do to get with normal bitches…
Strike 3: He’s a ninteenth century Hank Hill, enough said…
Rollback Guy’s whole power is that he can change the value and measurement of things, down to the atomic level. He primarily rolls prices back because no one would shop at Wal-Mart if he rolled them up.
So while he can’t roll back time to kill NBG, he can roll the number of atoms in his body back to zero.
Alright, so I just went back and rewatched the “documentary”, since it’d been a few years.
He just runs around acting like a cokehead.
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I like him a ton, and I support him in Top Tier with the rest of the people that get bodied by the Holy Trinity.
The biggest thing holding him back is his need to make eye contact. Every person in the video, he has to get their attention before they listen to him and are assimilated. He shouts “Hey” or makes loud noises or gets in their face. But each time, they’re totally normal until they lock eyes with him.
So what happens if you’re blind, or wearing a blindfold, or hiding?
No evidence of controlling people that aren’t in his path or aren’t looking.
That isn’t really an argument against The Beast though. A chick willing to have sex with Biggie Smalls is essentially the same thing since she’s willing to look past his looks, same thing with Beast. Beast got a chick to like him as a Beast, that’s pimp.
I think you need to familiarize yourself about the extent of The Beast’s anti-pussy. The Beast is the pure embodiment of anti-pussy. Locking a bitch up in a dungeon is shit he does for fun. The Beat has a lot in common with the Notorious B.I.G. “Your daughter’s tied up in a Brooklyn basement”? Beast does the same thing, except they’re locked up in his castle.
It would be like that, except Texas Pete got schooled daily, whereas Pecos Bill fucked shit up for free.
"Now everyone in the West knows that Pecos Bill could ride anything. No bronco could throw him, no sir! Fact is, I only heard of Bill getting’ throwed once in his whole career as a cowboy. Yep, it was that time he was up Kansas way and decided to ride him a tornado.
Now Bill wasn’t gonna ride jest any tornado, no ma’am. He waited for the biggest gol-durned tornado you ever saw. It was turning the sky black and green, and roaring so loud it woke up the farmers away over in China. Well, Bill jest grabbed that there tornado, pushed it to the ground and jumped on its back. The tornado whipped and whirled and sidewinded and generally cussed its bad luck all the way down to Texas. Tied the rivers into knots, flattened all the forests so bad they had to rename one place the Staked Plains. But Bill jest rode along all calm-like, give it an occasional jab with his spurs.
Finally, that tornado decided it wasn’t getting this cowboy off its back no-how. So it headed west to California and jest rained itself out. Made so much water it washed out the Grand Canyon. That tornado was down to practically nothing when Bill finally fell off. He hit the ground so hard it sank below sea level. Folks call the spot Death Valley."
He rode Allstate Mayhem Guy until he was nothing but a bunch of water. Then he “fell off” because there was nothing left to ride.
He was married a couple times after Limpy McGimpy, but he never loved any of them. If the only woman he ever loved and ever will love is dead, I’d say that’s some strong antipussy.
When Hank Hill does anything besides talking about propane, being whipped by his lame-ass, androgynous wife, and raising a fat, queer little son, I’ll acknowledge that comparison.
How much would Pecos Bill have to pay for the destruction that tornado caused by shaking him off? Allstate damn sure wouldn’t cover that, AND he destroyed the tornado… again Allstate does not cover destruction of natural disasters or an entire fucking state…
And there was nothing but a harmless looking puddle of water(Allstate Mayhem Guy) left, and the one man to blame… his out of pocket cost are going to be through the fucking roof… Mayhem guy did his job, congratulations to Bill by prolonging a tornado’s destruction?
Also, he Pecos was married many times, but he stayed stuck/sprung on a chick with a crooked foot? He must’ve been simping on bitches that look like Precious…
I’d like to see a claims agent even attempt to ask Bill for some money. Bill would whip them into submission with a rattlesnake, then saddle them up and ride them to the Grand Canyon. Then he would throw them clear across to the other side of the Canyon and hitch a ride home on an eagle.
They could be the nicest or the ugliest-looking bitches you ever saw, as long as Bill doesn’t fall in love with them, his antipussy is intact. Which is the case because Bill’s only love (God rest her crooked foot) is dead.
@ God not being god tier:rofl: