I asked you many pages ago about what happens if Batman is indifferent to the nominee. You said in plain English that any nominee has to enter a theoretical matchup (a fight) with Prep Time Batman. We had that argument a long time ago regarding PT Batman vs Santa and your vote has already been cast. It’s not that he has no offensive capabilities, it’s that you’re forcing him to fight Prep Time Batman!
What are the offensive capabilities of Mentos then? When has the Rollback guy ever been shown lowering someone’s IQ? Those questions become pointless when you force them into a fight with PT Batman for the purpose of tiering! It is at that point when you say, “Well, if they are forced to fight, Rollback guy will just start rolling back numbers that apply to Batman.” We’ve never seen the Rollback Guy reduce someone to a drooling idiot. He gets that power once you force him to fight! Any offensive capabilities become a given, and said powers are based upon the character’s abilities.
Baggy Pants law doesn’t have shit on Barry, because he could just pull out a new law, approved by the government that overthrows it. Also, as I stated before, I chose BSB Prime. That means post-pep talk, post high school. Psychological vulnerability was only an issue for him because he was a teenager.
What the fuck does Fleece Johnson have to do with anything? Even if he was involved, he’s not a threat to Barry, because Barry could just pull a bunch of boys out of his pants to sacrifice to Fleece.
Evil Santa Claus or Evil Robotic Santa Claus should be the only ones that should be tiered…
The jolly holiday versions would never beat prep time batman… but Batman would not beat this version in [media=youtube]GewKYreb_aY&#t=5m44s"]hand to hand combat due to his mastery of Solid Snake’s [(Close Quarters Combat)
Unlike the joker, [media=youtube]suKjlWyPHIs&t=4m25s"[/media], he just kills them right off the bat…
He has the ability to know your location all of the time(he knows the address of everyone in the world and their name) and [media=youtube]-DadqBLfuGo&feature=related#t=6m19s"]superhuman strength](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCRayeCvA4I#t=33s"[/media) and stamina required to breath high up in the atmosphere without a mask. He might be more possibly be more prepared than preptime batman. As indicated by this scene, he allows his enemies to think that they killed him each Christmas by creating decoys, but every Christmas [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwaXTT2JZuw&feature=related#t=4m11s”[/media]…
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He also knows where Batman’s HQ is unlike most to all villains Batman ends up fighting.
(Evil Robotic, or Evil) Santa Claus should make the list… but nothing above that imo…
It makes the least sense? I didn’t introduce the idea here, I introduced it back when I first broke down The Santa Clause (your favorite movie). In that movie, the suit is what gives Santa his power. This to me makes a million times more sense than your idea that Santa is surrounded by a forcefield or that his body is magically invulnerable to high g forces, both assertions completely unfounded and unsupported by any evidence.
Since your nomination is Definitive Santa, I’m going to deny your forcefield and your invulnerability, as neither is mentioned anywhere ever in any of the stories, songs, or whatever else you include in your silly Santa tree.
Yeah I agree with it, whatever good it does him. Knowing when you’re sleeping or awake doesn’t mean he knows what you’re doing or planning to do, only what you’ve done. If I plant a bomb on Santa’s sleigh, it’s a completed action and he’ll know. If I wait beside Santa’s sleigh to throw a grenade at him, my action is incomplete, and he will be ignorant of what I’m planning to do.
I read a lot of Marvel comics, and I’ve seen Mr. Fantastic knocked unconscious and injured more times than I care to count. Elasticity is not a sure-fire harm prevention method. In any case, Santa has never shown the ability to shape-shift beyond when he needs to enter or exit a home. Speculation as to how long he can maintain a shifted shape, or the degree to which he can shift his shape is exactly that- speculation- and without evidence, should be summarily dismissed.
A dishonest answer to a dishonest situation.
I never said that the kids hung the stocking. I never even said it was hung. I said it was laid on top of the box, since it would be hard to hang a stocking with a nail on solid steel. Santa left the stocking himself. In the absence of a stocking, Santa just puts your gifts under the tree. And in the absence of a tree (or when Timmy, Billy, and Jimmy are retarded enough to seal it inside an impenetrable steel box), Santa just puts your gifts in a stocking. Santa ignoring your family’s decorated, lit tree encased in steel to hang a stocking may be news to you, but Santa phasing through solid matter is news to me.
Evidence of Santa passing through solids, or your Tree Conundrum will be (and deserves to be) thrown out.
Cold as hell. Shot his own brother for attempted thievery when he was about 10.
Was basically the in real life Conan the Barbarian. “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women?” Genghis said it almost a thousand years before Arnold.
Killed up to a hundred million people and then repopulated the world with his own spawn. 1/200th of the world today are his direct descendants.
Spread the Black Death which killed half of Europe aka all whities who fight him must pass saving throw. Even today only bubonic plague is curable. If symptoms of pneumatic or septicemic plague appear, it’s too late to save you.
Immune to bullshit. Saw right through your tomfoolery and then brutally murdered you.
Immune to magic and even then just to make sure, he went around curses. Say some asshole in a funny hat says he can’t spill your blood on the ground? Genghis just stabbed you on carpet.
Nature favored him. He is one and only Genghis Khan, The Heavenly Oceanic Ruler, destined by God himself to be the ruler of the world. He was never defeated in battle. His war machine crushed all who opposed him.
Absorbed the knowledge and technology of all he defeated. This ability let him get rocket launchers, siege weapons, alphabet. Seriously, this is hella broken. Imagine having this in Civilization. Defeat an enemy unit, get all their shit.
Auto genocide upon defeat. Even if you kill him, you’re still fucked.
Mongolian curses on grave. Tamerlane’s tomb was opened by Russian archaeologists. Later the same day, the Nazis invaded Russia. Right after they reburied him, the Germans surrendered at Stalingrad. This was Timur. Now imagine what would befell the country of whomever finds and disturbs Genghis. Thermonuclear apocalypse? Oh and he also said he would be reborn and conquer the world again.
Bitch slapped the Assassins. Not even Batman managed this.
Created the modern world by killing shitloads of people thus creating a surplus of food and also allowing Chinese technology to reach the West (who were basically still rolling around in shit) thus leading to the Renaissance, the Age of Exploration, America, and Batman.
Why can’t Prep-Time Batman beat him? It’s not worth it. The machinations Genghis set in place to fuck up those even who appeared to defeat him would violate Batman’s moral code. Batman cannot stop such schemes. Also, taking him out would cause a time paradox thus causing Bats to cease to exist and Genghis to reappear (Genghis has rebirth powers). Genghis and Batman actually would probably develop a mutual respect for one another as after all, Batman could use some help in bitchslapping Ras. But isn’t Genghis dead? No. The supreme badassmotherfuckery of Genghis Khan is eternal and he smiles upon those who do great deeds in his name. He is the Jesus of Conquest and shall return to smite the bitch-mades when they prove too numerous.
Genghis started out alone. He accumulated followers based on his mastery of the [media=youtube]MOt2QVFFtrQ#t=0m30"[/media] skill. Batman would have to pass a resistance check and roll a saving throw as he did numerous times with Ras. And the image you described is kinda badass. A pimped out Asian dude on a horse wanting to axe murder especially if that dude is Genghis Khan and armed to the teeth.
Sars mask won’t protect you from Black Death.
The easiest way for Batman to “defeat” Genghis Khan would actually be to simply dimension warp, collect an alternate universe 9-year old Bruce Wayne, kill the 9 year old Temujin (Yes Batman would have to kill a kid or at least swap places with him), and have his 9-year old self take his place. Unfortunately all that would simply result in Bruce Wayne being acclaimed the Genghis Khan himself (Genghis was basically medieval Batman + Conan the Barbarian) leading to a statue of this instead of this.
Genghis would smile on such a man taking up his mantle.
I’d vote for evil Robot Santa, while I personally do believe Santa exists, I think the press over exagerated his kindness and that fat negro stopped handing out presents back in 1974.
South Park also proved that as the ultimate god damn Mongolian, Genghis Khan has all the powers of the Kool-Aid Man but none of his weaknesses (being made of glass, vulnerable to midwestern housewives.
After watching the latest episode of American Dad, I was almost about to accept human Santa Claus as being worthy of the tier placing.
Until they revealed motherfucker even with his elf and reindeer swarm ability can only do shit on Christmas. Which reminded me evil Robo Santa had a similar time limit weakness, which means, all anyone has to do is survive until 12/26 and you are in the clear for a year.
I just discovered something. I don’t have the time/will to campaign further than this post but I still just want to bring something up.
One Naked Man Just Walking Down The Road. Because of the nudity, I can’t link it here but it’s easy to find on Google or I can just pm the link if necessary.
One Naked Man Just Walking Down The Road causes chaos, confusion and disorder among anyone that aren’t men(males that have completed puberty). They run away in fear. Men on the other hand experience an intense urge to join the One Naked Man and increase the numbers. The man cannot defeat this urge without outside help. And even if that did happen, the man would be destroyed psychologically. The ice cream man [inevitably] succombs to the urge of joining the collective and even with his sudden addition they stay in sync as if they knew his ETA.
Anti-pussy: The epitome of anti-pussy. Anyone with a pussy runs way.
Non-give-a-shittance: The epitome of apathy is walking down the road naked while singing.
If a Naked Man is given a Road on which to Walk, he cannot be defeated. Merely observing/witnessing him would destroy PT-Bats in the sense that he would strip naked(effectively becoming Bruce Wayne) and joining the Naked Man, Walking Down The Road for the rest of their lives, causing heaps of trouble for all concerned. Batman of any kind would cease to be.
Before this thread dies, I think we should add the characters that got voted in.
If someone still wants to pm the other S.H.I.T. members to get their votes, go ahead. I don’t feel like it, especially now that everything has cooled down.
I agree. BSB Prime is one of my favorite nominations in years.
Not sure about this one. The problem is that a lot of the facts on the site are submitted by fans, so there’s no quality control.
This same fault is what put Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris in Random Tier.
Plus I still haven’t seen any evidence that he could beat Batman in a fight. That whole “He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s a fighter too so don’t get any ideas” doesn’t really say anything special. There are a lot of fighters. Batman is a fighter not a lover, so what does that mean for MIMITW?
