I’m not calling you out. I was just backing up my statement with the info we have. I dont see the King destroying God. How is the dog a manisfestation of Macbauer? Every single video we see Panda, once his cheese is denied, to cause havoc, and stop everyone’s MO. Has anyone stopped him? NO. Has anyone been able to react towards him? No.
Moonwalker Mike would lose…because of children?
I’m pretty sure that PT Batman could kidnap and exploit Mike’s friends and family. PT Batman could kidnap Corey Feldman or Macaulay Culkin and hold them hostage. Michael is also weak to fire, stage equipment, and Conrad Black. How does MJ beat PT Batman?
Less talk about Mike, more talk about the viability of Santa.
MJ beats PT Batman without even needing to do anything to PT Batman
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MJ is so awesome that he stops everything living, and of course, [media=youtube]sOnqjkJTMaA"] dead. MJ can change into a [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upknptLYiwI&feature=related”[/media] if he wants to
MJ is beyond everything, even Prep Time because he is beyond all mediums, just check out all of the Michael Quests. Michael is immune to everything.
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If you view all of the videos in this order, you will agree, MJ = Top tier
Not everyone believes in St. Nick. What if one like say batman doesn’t believe in him…then what?
The pwer of santa can only come by believing that the man exists in the first place. I may not be part of S.H.I.T. but batman wins by simply saying there’s no such thing as Santa Claus.
And it only took you like 330 days. Good job.
Gentlemen. I’m flattered by the mention, but I want to note that Mummy-B was very influential to the formulation of the tiers and while I can’t remember his exact contributions, this thread would definitely not exist without him.
Now then. It’s important to establish the environment that the tiers exist in. This is a multiversal-nexus, if you will, where every character is an amalgamation of the greatest strengths of himself across infinite universes. Prep Time Batman is voiced by Kevin Conroy, comes from the Burtonverse, Nolanverse, Diniverse, and Millerverse, has the improbable equipment from the Adam West series, and the unyielding willpower from the Morrison run. Acknowledging the Morrison stories means Batman himself has new defenses and is more prepared than ever before. It will be much harder now for anyone to match up to, let alone beat him. To recap:
-Batman has developed a new alternate persona in case his mind is tampered with; a backup psyche if you will. The Zur-En-Arrh personality means Batman dresses in a garish yellow/red/purple outfit while running into intricate traps and slaughtering the shit out of dudes within a pixel of their lifebars with a baseball bat. On Meth. (See: Batman RIP)
-Batman’s physical self was sent back in time via Darkseid’s Omega Sanction, causing Batman to manifest in different eras. Of course, during this journey he prep timed the world ensuring his safe passage back to his time. (See: Final Crisis, The Return of Bruce Wayne)
These developments are important because for the longest time, we have sought a Chaos-equivalent to Batman. It is known that the SRK Multiverse operates under the dual-functioning forces of order and chaos; of prep and anti-prep. MacGyver is the avatar of order and prep, for whom the universe is naturally prepped for him so that he can instantly defeat any attack against him. Jack Bauer is the avatar of chaos, whose insane human will causes 100% probability rates to drop down to zero; case in point, if Batman stuck an IV in Bauer’s arm filled with Anti-Jack Bauer spray, all it would do is piss him off. Chaos is a force that simply cannot be prepped against.
Batman is the sentinel of order and prep. Zur-En-Arrh Batman is his chaotic equivalent. Now, if your character is aligned with Prep Time (characters who are prepared for any situation, plan their attacks to the subatomic level), or if your character is aligned with chaos and Non-Give-A-Shittance (characters who just don’t give a fuck), Batman can switch personalities on the fly to match.
MacGyver and Bauer defeated Batman due to being able to prep time faster than him and just ruin his shit, respectively. When submitting a character for approval, your character must be able to counter all of these things:
a) Batman’s journey across time and space has given him the potential to prep the universe for him. MacGyver wins this match because the entirety of spacetime is prepped for MacGyver’s abuse, and Batman’s prep is still more limited. However, if your character has any weakness whatsoever, Batman can, will, and has already exploited it. You must be able to demonstrate either superior prep, or armageddon-level ruination.
b) Let’s assume you have someone who’s MUGEN broken. Light Yagami w/Shinigami eyes and Death Note, for example. That counts as a Prep-aligned character who utilizes extreme planning to kill his opponents. If Light Yagami looked at Batman, he would write “Bruce Wayne dies of a heart at-” until Zur-En-Arrh Batman’s fist popped out of the book and juggled him against a wall. This is ZEA Batman’s anti-prep in action. You must be able to counter this.
That is all for now. Happy tiering.
Why would a fan drawing count? There is Batman Yaoi out there, by your assumption shouldn’t his tier drop?
Someone could very well just draw MacGuvyer taking it in the ass by Batman, but that shit isn’t admissible.
Schrödinger’s cat defense
Schrödinger’s cat is an analogy of the universe, ZEA Batman can not prep for the universe.
It doesn’t work that way. Batman simply can’t wish Santa out of existence by disbelieving in Santa. That might work if Batman was the only living being in existence, but he’s not. Even if Batman declares, “I no longer believe in Santa”, that still leaves millions of other people who do. Batman’s lone disbelief doesn’t override the beliefs of millions of other people.
Also, Santa has gone out of his way to prove his existence to disbelievers in many story lines in which various people have tried to deny his existence. Further, Bruce has celebrated Christmas as a kid and has believed in Santa at one point in his life. It’s not like Batman can say, “Santa doesn’t exist”, and then “poof”, Santa is gone. Again, it doesn’t work that way. Batman’s disbelief in Santa doesn’t stop millions of school children addressing letters to Santa and writing The North Pole as the address. Read my initial post about Santa. I said that Batman would have to completely destroy every single Christmas-celebrating household in order to defeat Santa. That is clearly against Batman’s own morals. It ain’t happening. “Batman can wish Santa out of existence” is a weak argument. Come up with something else.
MJ is an agent of Chaos, check out the last bit in the videos, MJ destroys the Earth without a second thought.
So the reality is, that Chaos is an agent of MJ.
I don’t know where you are getting your information about Schrödinger’s cat, but nothing I remember reading talks about all that stuff. The cat isn’t doing anything in the box, and the cat isn’t alone in the box either. The thought experiment proposes a cat in a box with a radioactive item, a geiger counter and poison. If the item decays within a time frame (hour?) then the geiger counter detects it and the poison is let out killing the cat. You would not know if the cat is dead after an hour as we wouldn’t know when the moment of decay would happen to the item. So there are two states of being that exist. That is it. That is the point of the thought exercise and the paradox. The cat is either alive or dead, and once the box is opened the two states collapse and there is now one state of being, either a dead cat or a living cat. There is nothing else going on in there. The cat isn’t doing anything else. It could be, but that isn’t part of the exercise. If you are going to make that argument then it can be argued that anyone, when someone isn’t observing them COULD be doing anything. That is a silly argument to present, so I assume you aren’t going to press the issue.
Also, the box is not sealed from tampering, as it could be opened. It is not opened for some time to make the point about observation altering the state of the observed object. There would be nothing stopping anyone from opening the box, at which point the cat is alive or dead, and if it is alive then it is still just a cat. Batman would choke the shit out of a cat.
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The shady nigga who was MJ’s pusher man got to keep his license. I think I’d rather support him than Michael at this point.
The more I think about it, the more I realize how MJ is so beyond everything.
Those videos of him breaking all of the games, is exactly how easily MJ breaks realities, rules, and concepts like time and space.
He clearly can do anything he wants, whenever he wants, wandering into any reality at will, and break those rules.
MJ is life and death at the same time, as well as being black and white at the same time.
Here are some facts of MJ, from Wikipedia, and I’m not even going to bother to go into all of them:
-Thriller is the best-selling album of all time
-He was also inducted into the Dance Hall of Fame as the first (and currently only) dancer from the world of pop and rock ‘n’ roll.
-Most-awarded recording artist in the history of music
-In his “death” one billion people around the world reportedly watched his public memorial service on live television.
-“Thriller” was selected for the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress, “Thriller” is the first music video ever to be inducted.
-Jackson broke a Guinness World Record when 504,000 people attended seven sold-out shows at Wembley Stadium. He performed a total of 123 concerts to an audience of 4.4 million people.
-He became the first Westerner to appear in a television ad in the Soviet Union
-In his trip to Côte d’Ivoire, Jackson was crowned “King Sani” by a tribal chief
-“You Are Not Alone” was the second single released from HIStory; it holds the Guinness World Record for the first song ever to debut at number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
-For “Smooth Criminal”, Jackson experimented with an innovative “anti-gravity lean” in his performances. The maneuver required special shoes for which he was granted U.S. Patent No. 5,255,452.
And here is the even more awesome stuff:
-Google initially believed that the input from millions of people searching for “Michael Jackson” meant that the search engine was under attack.
-Twitter reported a crash, as did Wikipedia at 3:15 p.m. PDT
-The Wikimedia Foundation reported nearly a million visitors to Jackson’s biography within one hour, probably the most visitors in a one-hour period to any article in Wikipedia’s history
-AOL Instant Messenger collapsed for 40 minutes.
-Around 15% of Twitter posts?or 5,000 tweets per minute?reportedly mentioned Jackson after the news broke,compared to the 5% recalled as having mentioned the Iranian elections or the flu pandemic that had made headlines earlier in the year.
And the list can go on and on. MJ CAN and WILL break ANYTHING
Emma Frost is an omega-level telepath and genius with the abilities of:
- Telepathy
- Mind reading and control
- Memory alteration
- Mental bolts
- Induced paralysis
- Illusion casting
- Astral projection
Capable of shapeshifting into a diamond form granting her superhuman strength and durability.
Prep time Batman is a joke in terms of battle with Emma Frost. Before he can even plan the attack, she already gave him the mindset of an infant. Above all else though, she is the sexiest of the sexies and can just persuade any man to do what she wants WITHOUT using her powers. Plus, she has a pussy (but Batman is probably gay). She also is not part of the DC universe so prep time Batty has no file on her, giving her a mighty advantage.
I thought people had to give a shit about the character for them to be considered for entry into the top tier.
I don’t think people give a shit about Schrödinger’s cat. I don’t think people give a shit about Emma Frost.
I do think people give a shit about Prep Time Batman, but I haven’t seen an argument for how he beats Prep Time Batman. Let’s hear how MJ beats PT Bats.
I also think people care about Santa. I gave my argument for why Santa at least ties with or out-right beats PT Batman.
Let’s hear from some S.H.I.T. members re: Schrödinger’s cat, Emma Frost, MJ, and Santa.
I think I have given enough evidence to support Schrödinger’s cat. I only nominated Schrödinger’s cat because of its unique abilities and that isn’t apart of the normal media culture (ie, comic, tv, video games, commercials, etc) that SRK is use too.
Schrödinger’s cat sparks an intelligent discussion, not only of its self but also as a tool to help our minds grasp the idea of the unknown.
Santa Claus is physically incapable of entering chimneys of Jewish households. I’d say this indicates a pretty serious weakness.
Can Santa affect Batman if he converts to Judaism and becomes Bruce Cohen? If he ditches the cape and cowl for a yarmulke and tallis? I think not.
…seriously.
whos the magneto of this game