I think Schrödinger’s Cat’s anti-pussy is indeed suspect. Going to need some evidence.
And I dropped the alpha centauri argument. I stand by the koopa shell argument, as it is clear in the video that nothing happens to the world after the sun dies. Also, since the sun’s only known attack is swooping out of the sky and he can easily be jumped over, I’m wondering how it could actually defeat Batman. What is the sun going to do? Crash into earth? Show me one instance where the sun, of its own will, crashes into a planet. I think it’s time to kill this whole sun campaign. The sun is done.
Ok, gonna be away for a few days here. Ender, thurst, black jesus, Shaft Agent, The Mullah, and other S.H.I.T. members, please hold down this thread while I’m gone.
that’s the stupidest thing to say to counteract goku. I hate the entire DragonBall series but c’mon by saying that, the entire ruling of what gets in becomes questionable due to bullshit. No equality whatsoever there.
Is Jack Bauer just a “man?” The answer is no. Jack Bauer is Jack Bauer, he is not bound by the confines of what is considered to be a man or their weaknesses, thus he is allow to be consider his own tier. Schrödinger’s cat is not a pussy. Schrödinger’s cat is not bound by the confines of what is considered to be a pussy in the same way Jack Bauer is not a man. It must be clarified that Schrödinger’s cat must referred to as Schrödinger’s cat. This is because Jack Bauer (and other tiers) are not mere normal version but rather the exception. Which of course is what we are here trying to define, the exceptions to the standard.
What I would like to make clear is that Schrödinger’s cat is no ordinary cat, much like how Jack Bauer is no ordinary man. Which also works in reverse. No ordinary man could be Jack Bauer and no ordinary cat could be Schrödinger’s cat. This should refute all challenges of any “cat” weakness that Schrödinger’s cat should succumb too. Schrödinger’s cat does not play by ordinary cat rules.
Stating that Schrödinger’s cat is a pussy to began with should also not be an acceptable challenge. Pussy being used to define Schrödinger’s cat as a “pussy(wimp/bitch/etc)” should not be accepted since the term pussy is being used improperly. The nickname of pussycat is rather a child’s improper way of saying “puss” which is an old English term for cat. I will argue that all cats are pussycats, however not all pussycats are pussy(ies). Once again, Schrödinger’s cat is not an ordinary cat and thus should not be bound by the rules or weaknesses of regular cats.
The argument about the Dip on Batman’s utility belt being a hard counter to any animated character is highly overrated. As already pointed out by fishjie, if the character is fast enough to avoid Batman’s Dip attack, it’s useless.
Mentos being able to battle Prep Time Batman to a draw, much less out-right defeat Prep Time Batman is an argument that I think needs to be seriously revisited and re-evaluated. The mere existence of Mentos is not on par with the mere existence of something like The Force in the Star Wars universe. People gain access to the Mentos ability because they already have Mentos in their possession. The Mentos power is not something that can be arbitrarily denied to someone if they do not already have Mentos. Mentos cannot defend against Batman simply buying the manufacturing company that produces Mentos and then having Bruce Wayne change the lyrics of the theme. Mentos is a product. This product is made by a company. The lyrics to the theme song was written by a jingle creator. Mentos does not beat Batman. If anything, Mentos needs to be put up for a re-vote, as I don’t think it can defeat or tie with Batman.
Another candidate for nomination: Santa Clause.
He’s sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He’s knows if you’ve been bad or good and can apply various punishments accordingly. Santa has Omniscience, Omnipresence, Extreme Shape Shifting Abilities, Super High Speed Travel Ability, Complete Insight into your moral character, automatic access to your domicile, an Arctic Base of operations, the Power of Flight, Santa is also immortal.
Has Santa Clause ever been nominated before? Because I think he should be.
Addressing the forthcoming weakness arguments against Santa.
Anti-pussy. Okay, Santa only has one woman he cares about Mrs. Clause. The anti-pussy role states that this is a weakness because Batman can exploit her to defeat Santa Clause. However, Batman cannot accomplish this against Santa’s wife. Santa knows when Batman is sleeping or awake. Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, and any plans to exploit Mrs. Clause will be instantly made known to Santa and Santa can react accordingly.
2, Give-a-shittance. Santa only cares about one thing: doing his damn job. Delivering toys and gifts to people on Christmas. In order for Batman to exploit this weakness, he would have to destroy every single Christmas-celebrating household and institution in the entire world, which is against Batman’s own morals. Santa would be able to see any of Batman’s plots, good or bad.
Being Black. Don’t even need to argue this one. Santa is white. No black person would live in the North Pole and a black Santa sliding down a chimney would immediately be arrested.
Being a cartoon. There are too many live action Santas to name. Dip is out as a counter to Santa.
Being effeminate. Santa is a jolly old man who is universally recognized as being happily married. Santa laughs, eats milk and cookies, and gets drunk off egg nog. Any man would love to have a beer with Santa. Also, Santa’s manly ass beard is the total opposite of anything effeminate.
Edit: Also, you cannot Prep against Santa. Santa keeps a list of every deed you’ve done. If Batman sets up a bomb to kill Santa, Santa will know it. Santa knows when you are asleep or awake. Any Prep you do must be done while you are awake. Santa can see what you’ve prepared and the exact location of where you’ve prepared it.
Also, Santa is insanely fast. He delivers presents to every single Christmas-celebrating household across multiple global timezones. And he does this by shape-shifting through a chimney. Scientists have calculated that in order for Santa to do his job, he is essentially moving at speeds which are approaching the speed of light.
so he just causes general hijinks and tries to knock over some shit/break it
to say that he completely foils plans or that he cannot be stopped (this one especially) is just reaching imo. there has not been any case shown where someone tries to stop him.
Not really, from what I’ve notice; this is more about tiering random characters/things. Basically you try to submit someone, and, argue why they should be top tier. Like if wanted to tier the Kidd n Play kickstep for how godly it is, I have to give concrete proof. It has to have at least a way around toon dip, prep-time Batman, and, pussy. I might be off somewhere though
The reason for my decisions is that Emma Frost is probably the main female to the series to begin with presently. She’s directly in between the plots of the main X-Title. X-23 is by far the best written character presently, and that alone pushes her to second place. Her book has gotten amazing reviews and she has a spot on MvC3. Psylocke is the sole female of Uncanny X-Force and a primary character in the now on-going series. Plus, her year last year consisted of an entire storyline (Sisterhood of Evil Mutants) dedicated to her, as well as her own 4-issue limited series and a main spot in major events such as Necrosha and Second coming.
Hope is the main character of the second coming event and still has question marks surrounding her and her place as the “Messiah” of mutant kind. Rogue, although I wish was higher, is currently and has been for the last year the primary character of X-Men Legacy (there #2 book) and had an entire storyline dedicated to her controlling her powers last year. She is also the primary character in all of the tie-ins that X-Men Legacy had/has with any major event in the Marvel universe. She can also now fully control her powers as I’ve mentioned, which is a fresh change for her history.
Storm and Domino almost tie, with the exception of Storm having more to do with X-Men’s main team as opposed to Neena. The writers seem to have some plans for Kitty, who made her return earlier this year after the events that happened in Astonishing X-Men a few years back. Dazzler…this isn’t the 80s.
@ Torrie: Arent some of em only comic characters? Dip that ass
Because there have never been exaggerations before. There’s been a load of reaching farther than NSNTP Panda. With the information given, the thing ruins all.
you’re the one who needs to explain where being unstoppable and where he can completely foil plans comes from. but you can’t. I was just being nice as it seemed others didn’t respond for the reasons listed. maybe not. was just giving my input on the silliness of not being stoppable
Torrie, pick your strongest character then read “What kind of character can I nominate?” in this post. check the Weakness List and argue how your character beats all the weaknesses listed. then people are going to throw arguments against you and you have to fight back. example:
if White Queen is your strongest character, how does she beat Taye Diggs? every white chick i ever knew- even the racist ones- fell victim to the masculine wiles of the evil Taye Diggs.
First real hat throw, but, I back up Endless?s claim. Moonwalker Mike is shown to be amazing shape-shifter. He can go from a car all the way to a giant mech. He has ability to force anyone to dance from the video game, and, can actually kill them in this fashion. He’s no slouch in a fight, you can?t sneak up behind him, he?ll easily sense it and take you down. He?s powerful enough to send someone flying through a brick wall, making a neat outline at that, with a single bullet.
He obviously not worried about women at all; he passed up the pussy thrown at him in Moonwalker without a second thought. Dip obviously has no effect. Michael Fantasy trilogy show he has mastery over shadow clones, and, can easily be anywhere at anytime among other things.
Batman could exploit his sole weakness, which is his will to protect children at all cost, but, Batman is well known for not harming children or putting them in danger. Unless you want to count all the Robins