*At this point your suspicion of me, is what it is. Just a suspicion. From the bottom of page 1 I’ve been in your sights for one reason or another. At this point I’m operating under the assumption of you’ll think whatever you want to think about me to the bitter end. When I die you’re going to look incredibly foolish. The thing is you’re a strong player, so in the event that you’re Civ you’re going to make things harder on yourself. That’s why I said earlier if you’re civ you should still go after your other suspects after your crusade against me has finished. But if you’re mafia, well I don’t know what the fuck you’re doing. Besides maybe eliminating who you think is a “strong player” by leading a wagon on them.
To me the most annoying thingabout your crusade isn’t that you’re going after me but that you’re taking my focus away from concentration. Your incessant attacks on me makes it even harder for me to contribute meaningful information and discussion to the thread. Instead of doing that I find myself replying to you time and time again. So from this moment on forgive me if I don’t respond to your posts condemning me, I’ll be busy trying to contribute what I can to this thread while I’m still alive. *
Sorry I haven’t been able to catch up on the last 10 pages. Honestly, I think Alpha is mafia. Forger wouldn’t take the chance of forging a civ in hopes of making them look dirty, at least not when there’s this many people left.
*This is position I’m in, I haven’t voted yet so my vote is still being considered. Frankly this is a far cry from what I expected, I thought I’d come home and place my vote on OZ for being a wallflower plus playing outside of what people consider his norm.
I do wonder what is the possibility of mafia forging our civ aashina role on night 1 after pimp willy came out and said he was civ Oogami. What’s the probability of that? *
I apologize for leaving this so close to the lynch vote closure but I’ve been busy working.
After reviewing the thread I feel that AC may be guilty and that we’ve been overthinking the Bious issue. I really only explored it in-depth as an exercise in logic.
However, I would like to put a little more pressure on Dark General. As such, you’re getting my vote today DG. I just want to see if you’re really feeling the same way I am or if you’re covering up some mafia tracks.
I said this last game as well, you certainly are tactically minded enough to excel as a mafia member.
“I… I can’t believe it. You guys saw through my plan. Why…”
Monokuma jumped out of his seat and began to speak. “Well, that sure was an interesting revelation. I won’t explain it since you guys already read the thread, and that’s close enough to a write-up. Anyways, put your votes in kids!”
“Ahem”
Monokuma cleared his throat.
“This is a story passed down generations through the royal family of Noveselic.”
“Wait a second… is this? No. No! NONONONONO! WHY THIS! WHY!!!”
“Upupu…”
*Listen my children and you will know
Of the midnight ride of AlphaCommando
On the third of October, maybe the fourth down under
Hardly a man is still alive
Who can forget that fucked-up blunder
But seriously, this shit is practically a fucked-up 14-year old girl’s fanfiction. Leave now. You have been warned.
*
“Now, you must first know that the names in the original story have been forgotten to the mists of time. For the sake of convenience, I shall insert a name of which you all know.
Editor’s Note: I’m sorry, I’m ending this right now. I have no fucking idea how mano a mano sex works. And I don’t intend to find out. Sue me.
