Day 1: Mafia BM Conversation
The young students were babbling on in a Non-Stop Debate. With no clue who they were up against, they all turned against each other, accusing people off of the smallest bits of information.
“-at’s stupid, why would the Valedictorian choose him?”
“That hurts.”
“Are you trying to say you are a Culprit?”
“What? No, I-”
Celes smiled. “Let’s just No Lynch for now, and let us adapt for future trial phases.”
“Settle down guys, we barely have any information yet,” Asahina attempted to hush everyone up.
“Asahina’s right. Haven’t you guys played any mystery games? We need to have an investigation before making a good decision,” Nanami said.
Yamada joined in. “I read a Code_18 visual novel. Unfortunately, none of you girls are 2-D. I can’t possibly date any of you.”
“…”
Kirigiri broke the silence. “To keep the discussion moving, we’re all going to pretend we didn’t hear that.”
Everybody agreed.
Kuwata interrupted. “On-topic, Oogami has to be a Culprit, I mean look at him! He could easily kill any of us!”
“I am a woman.”
“…”
“Well that’s awkward,” Hagakure muttered.
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“I have to take a shit.” Missing Person suddenly announced.
“…”
“Yep, still awkward,” Hagakure quietly affirmed.
Nidai was already at the door, and grabbed the handle.
It was locked.
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“No. No… NO! YA GOTTA LET ME OUT!
Monokuma giggled. “Upupu… not until a lynch vote is collected.”
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“I see… that’s how it is… You guys are going to have to go on without me.”
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“Lynch me!”
“What?” Naegi was at a loss for words. Is taking a dump really that important to Nidai?
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“I know you’re all hiding it. You all need to take a shit, don’t you? The feel of a good number 2 leaving you… it’s the greatest feeling in life. Nobody is getting anywhere with the trial, and I need you guys to have that luxury. Remember me… remember me as the guy who gave you the chance to escape this hell and get to the toilet. Remember me!”
“This is the stupidest-”
Togami straightened his back and put a smirk on his face. “Yes Nidai, thank you for your noble sacrifice. We’re putting our lynch vote on you. Go on now, Monokuma. Execute him.”
“Sure thing.”
Monokuma took out a pistol and shot Nidai. He fell to the ground, dead.
“That was awfully anticlimactic. If you killed him ironically, we would be able to overcome so much more Despair and be overwhelmed with Hope,” Komaeda stated sadly.
“Nononono… wait for it…”
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“Woah, how’d I teleport here? What is this, some parallel universe?”
“Upupu…” Monokuma exclaimed. “From now on, we’re Sci-Fi! A genre twist was just what we needed to improve this Mafia game! Bring it, Zero Escape, a new Saw-like visual novel with stupid plot twists is on its way! Mwuahahaha!”
Missing Person please send me… nevermind. Keep doing whatever.
Night 1 Start
12 hours remain
Night Actions are due by 10/2/13 7:00 AM PST
Attendance:
AlphaCommando
Augustus
Azure
Bious
BullDancer
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral
Doofenshmirtz
ForgeDigger
Hecatom
infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy
RadicalFuzz
Sumazndude
Synonym
The Chief
The Co-Jones
WTF-AKUMA-HAX