SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

So I bombed on my final, but my professor will try to curve the final grades and my grade only dropped to a B. I supposed everything ended on a rather bittersweet note. :tdown:

So yesterday was my only day off work this entire month except Christmas and Boxing Day (Canadian holiday on the 26th).

Until I got a phone call asking me why I was a half hour late for my shift. Three times this month on my day off, rather than ask me to come in they just change the schedule and give me a shift, then not tell me. So instead of chilling at home and watching the Dallas game, I got to go to work at a liquor store before the holidays, and get raped for several hours in a row.

I hope you die in a painful way :coffee:

In the last thread seriously thought that Bat-Val canceled my posting privileges…nope just shut that thread down. I look forward to Friday so i can say “I told you so!”

Westboro Baptist Church (aka that incestuous family of lawyers that pickets noble things and acts like 4chan trolls then sues anybody who even looks at them funny) stated they would be picketing the funerals for the kids killed in the Connecticut shootings.

So Anonymous hacked their site and posted ALL personal information of every member. I’m tempted to give them a call and a few dozen e-mails.

i hate the passive aggressive sperglord “justice” of posting personal info

Granted those troll deserve some alone time with satan…just saying.

And why are those people still alive?

I’ve been farting all fucking morning…

Also, speaking of the WBC: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legally-recognize-westboro-baptist-church-hate-group/DYf3pH2d?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl

Just giving a shoutout to whomever made that. Fucking godlike.

Also, taking a break from SRK ClownLounge is a nice change.

Lastly, I want to make the statement for the second time this week on these forums: I would fuck Jennifer Lawrence six ways to Sunday - as long as her hair wasn’t blonde.

because they’re not really a church, they’re a family of lawyers all related to the Phelps clan. This shit is a business to them. They go there and protest, and if anybody lays a finger on them, they sue them and the police and anything affiliated with the event.

Never understood why somebody doesn’t just commandeer a hearse and run their asses over though.

Epic. Over 100k signatures already. Love to hear the White House deal with this

Having commandeered many a vehicle in GTA, I can tell you that such a vehicle would have slow acceleration, too wide a turning radius, and thus might not be adequate to flatten the intended pedestrian in one hit.

scorched earth policy, I like bruv, I like.

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Agreed wholeheartedly, but I always read that word as “spermlord” and start thinking it’s some kind of weird porn thing.

http://www.surenmanvelyan.com/eyes/your-beautiful-eyes/?wppa-album=5&wppa-cover=0&wppa-occur=1

Up-close images of eyes. Freaky.

@Sonicabid They don’t fucking understand sarcasm in the DmC thread, bro. Whatshisface in there said “You guys don’t like it because it’s not the DMC game you wanted.” I fired back with “Yeah guys! FF13 and Duke Nukem Forever weren’t the sequels you wanted, and that’s why you think they were bad!” then someone called me out for defending Duke Nukem. Holy shit.

Read more about it in my upcoming erotic thriller, “The Spermlord Cometh”

Okay, now we all know what goes on in the SSFIV board and the custom skin mods threads… Now all sorts of ass mods gets various likes but not this:

below their standards

Spoiler

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkqyuCXRx1r339txo1_500.jpg

I actually don’t find her attractive at all :confused:

Her comp:

fight your rival

Spoiler

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/347/2/4/sfxt_mod___julia__bikini_by_segadordelinks-d5nwitu.jpg

Now I’m not saying the Chun Li cosplayer is the hotness but still…

the hell are you talking about?

I guess the modders can’t be attracted to something unless it’s 90% naked. Also “I WOULD JUST LIKE PREGNANT SAKURA PLEASE”