SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

Her mom is kinda fat, but considering how much her daughter has been stringing me along and playing games, I should smash her mom just cuz I can. I owe that chick payback anyways. Hmmmmm

More cushion for the pushin

Gives you one of these :wtf:…nigga I know you main chun in every game she’s in and half your boys play Arcana Heart 3. Sit your $5 dollar ass down before I make change.

Got a new sig!

I’m really salty too, wish I could watch that tourney instead of you:sad:

You got that recent reprint like I did?

Coming up on the early, pre-Soledad show (cnn)(*editALERT–the incredible Alison Kosik is on this morning as well) – a Florida congressman…named Connie. Who in the world would name their male child “Connie”? I suppose that’s short for something, but if so, why willingly shorten your name to something that most people see as a woman/girl’s name? I’ve never heard of a dude named “Connie” before. If the parents made that (a mother, most likely) choice, that’s child abuse.

quick internet research - yeah, it’s apparently short for “Cornelius”…Cornelius McGuillicuddy. Shit, I’d rather go with that name… at least that’s a man’s name. Short form of that that may sound cool–> “C”, or perhaps “C-dog”, “C-Mack”, “CM”, etc…hell, he could even have called himself “Corn-dog” for shits and giggles. Really, “Connie”?! Nigga please :rofl:

Portable porn is such a wonderful thing… I have quite a bit of interesting Material™ on my iPod now.

Elizabeth Vargas is on Good Morning America this morning.

Also short for Conrad, as I learned from one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes, The Grave.

Fuck snakes.

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Except Metal Gear Snakes.

Dante basically looks no different besides is hair color. Now that it’s black instead of white, all of a sudden everyone thinks he’s an emo bitch. Classic.

On another note, Kat Von D is getting married to Deadmau5? What happened to Lindsey? She’s fine as fuck…

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If I was dating this chick I would chain her to my dick

They used to be Metal Gear + Castlevania + Music games (DDR, IIDX, etc.), buuuuuuuttt…

ima post in hea and whatnot

Somebody let me out of quarantine :eek:

Had to pep talk myself in the shower this morning to drag this lifeless body into work.

The David carradine of moderators, folks!

wandering the streets of Quebec, banning trolls while speaking French.

everyone else is just…a worse mod.

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No joke, looking at the list of all reports, I handle about 60-70% of them if not more. And I mean that globally, not just GD.

Obviously he’s younger. You took his youngest iteration and compared it to his oldest.

I’m assuming he didn’t give much of a fuck about his threads back then, if that’s the most prevalent aspect of the comparison you’re trying to make. So yeah, he’s dressed the part. It’s not like he’s sparkling in the sunlight and wearing a fedora or some shit looking all faggoty. What I don’t understand is just why everyone bitches about his appearance in this game. He’s obviously gotta look younger, since you know, he ***is ***younger in this game. So really, again, the only difference that even raises any kind of validity is his hair. But hey, all of this crap can be pointlessly argued about in the DmC tread.

I need to spend all of my available energy scavenging the internet for DSII info. :nunchuck:

Upgraded to chuck Norris.

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I’d rather not be associated with an overblown joke that only became popular because of WoW.

well, ryu is just way too cliche in these parts.

david carradine isn’t cool enough, because autoerotic asphyxiation.

unless that’s cool in your mind.

I really can’t in my overworked mind think of an upgrade to carradine today outside of Norris.

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In a poverty fps mood after getting Duke Nukem 3d for free on gog. So classic.

Replaying the Jedi Knight series and just beat Jedi Knight. I forgot how inaccurate they made the stormtrooper rifle.

Dark Forces holds up as a solid 2.5d shooter with good level design and some badass moments like Kyle Katarn punching a dragon to death.

Jedi Knight is too fucking good; one of the best FPS games ever. Top tier level design and awesome, faster than Quake but hilariously broken deathmatch. I like that sabers aren’t op as just running into a room of 20 dudes armed with assault weapons and you have a sword means you fucking die. Still lightsabers in deathmatch boil down to just moving as fast as possible and trying to hit them with the secondary wide-swing for instakill. What’s funny is it the game turnd out great despite using some technically horrid inhouse engine.

Mysteries of the Sith level design is just as good as Jedi Knight and the game is even faster. Nice.

Outcast isn’t as good as I thought it was when it came out. I mean it’s amazing compared to modern popamole FPS games and Cally of Doody but it’s just not as good as JK. The levels are way more linear, sabers are super OP as guns got nerfed, the game is slower, and the improved lightsaber combat still boils down to going really fast and doing the move that kills in 1 or 2 hits. Still an excellent game though.

Academy is meh. You’re not Kyle Katarn and the level design is worse than Outcast but they actually attempted to balance deathmatch for once but they did that by nerfing sabers so now everything feels underpowered. This just makes the game boring but at least there are no instakill moves to spam for lightsabers.this time around. Darth Maul sabers are still broken (the kick with them is really fucking good). Still has a sizable community but is the least fun one to fuck around with.

Of maybe valaris has ascended above any badass I can think of and everyone else is competing with him.

I swear I’m not trying to brown nose or be sardonic, I’m merely loopy after a 12-hour work day, and this is the results.

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THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE.>:(

Spoiler

Now we know what marriage did to you; took any type of balls away from your ass so that you think Fisher Price Marvel is the best