SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

[Carpet_Lint]

Shut up you dyke.

[Neesa]

At least I’d be able to pull more women than 98% of SRK.
Though, that’s not sayin’ much if these weak attempts are any evidence of that…

[Warpticon]

@Neesa I’m still too bitchmade to get married so you might have to settle for one of these lesser honkies.

I don’t normally do this, but The Lesser Honkies sounds like a pretty catchy band name.

[Neesa]

I don’t normally do this, but The Lesser Honkies sounds like a pretty catchy band name.

And dudes like this would use the name to be “witty”. :bluu:

[SoVi3t]

At least I’d be able to pull more women than 98% of SRK.
Though, that’s not sayin’ much if these weak attempts are any evidence of that…

most women i bang pull me in

fuck you, gravity

[SWBeta]

At least I’d be able to pull more women than 98% of SRK.

Yeah, okay.

A lot of straight women always think they can pull women better than men because they think they obviously know what a woman wants.

I’ve gone out with more than my fair share of wingwomen, and we almost always get into that discussion. Only two women have been able to pull it off when I called them out on their claims.

One was a lesbian and the other was raised by her dad, had 4 brothers, and had only 1 close female friend, but 4 close male friends.

Straight women don’t know shit about attracting other straight women, so please fall back with that, thanks.

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[ThePurpleBunny]

most women i bang pull me in

fuck you, gravity

Acting like you didn’t set the collision course and ran on auto-pilot.

Bullshit.

[Neesa]

Yeah, okay.

You totally missed the point. I’m supposedly a lesbian. Not heterosexual.

Also, I am glad my sister doesn’t post on this damn sight. My sister shits all over any of the girls that have ever posted here in terms of looks. That being said, IF I actually had a happa sister, she would probably look like Neesa. Old Niecy Nash looking ass.

I’m just gonna assume this is an insult and move on with it.

[regulate]

When I have fun on dates it usually involves me having sex.

Also, I am glad my sister doesn’t post on this damn sight. My sister shits all over any of the girls that have ever posted here in terms of looks. That being said, IF I actually had a happa sister, she would probably look like Neesa. Old Niecy Nash looking ass.

Goddamn my feet smell like popcorn, I would wash them, but fuck it, the world is gonna evaporate in a few hours rite?

Pics plz, does she live in close proximity to me like you do? hook a bruv up

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[Pertho]

My sister shits all over any of the girls that have ever posted here in terms of looks

Lol this nigga. You are officially RockB tier: niggas who front about their ugly sisters. No proof means your sister is probably stuck in Notre Dame hanging out with gargoyles.

[regulate]

My sister shits all over any of the girls that have ever posted here in terms of looks

Lol this nigga. You are officially RockB tier: niggas who front about their ugly sisters. No proof means your sister is probably stuck in Notre Dame hanging out with gargoyles.

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what say you @angelpalm ?

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[Carpet_Lint]

Weird thing for a guy to brag about how hot his sister is.

I mean acknowledging it if asked is one thing.

Going out of your way to make sure a bunch of strangers know it…kind of weird.

[Axl_m4ster]

just a few more hours till jesus’s second coming.
i’m giving him my x-mas wish list.

dear jesus,
“i’ve been a good boy this millenium,
may i have a wii U with ninja gaiden 3 razor’s edge and bayonetta 2 please.
thank you”
-signed,
Axl

[Carpet_Lint]

Jesus is not the one coming.

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[NickRocks]

Yeah, okay.

A lot of straight women always think they can pull women better than men because they think they obviously know what a woman wants.

I’ve gone out with more than my fair share of wingwomen, and we almost always get into that discussion. Only two women have been able to pull it off when I called them out on their claims.

One was a lesbian and the other was raised by her dad, had 4 brothers, and had only 1 close female friend, but 4 close male friends.

Straight women don’t know shit about attracting other straight women, so please fall back with that, thanks.

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SOULJABOI TELLEM

[mIRC]

I’ve seen RockB’s sister. Every time I look at it I suffer from synesthesia and hear Candy Rain start playing.

Also, admittedly, never in my lifetime have I heard a brother openly profess how hot his sister was and then she was uggo. Read between the lines though. It’s always said in anguish. Knowing that your sister is deffo getting turned out. Saying “My sister is hot” to someone is also saying “Please god, don’t you fuck her too.”

[Neesa]

Finally responding.

[details=Spoiler]@goodm0urning:

** 1. Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?**
Enjoy them? No. They’re pretty gross smelling. Though, guys never know it unless I feel comfortable around them and vice versa. Only my dad, brother and boyfriend can say attest to that.

2. Don’t you know she’s coming home with me? You’ll lose her in that turn // I’ll get her…
Panama, Panama

3. Now that the turn of the 12/21/2012 date has come and gone without incident, please place a pencil underneath one bare breast. Does the overhang of breast tissue hold the pencil in place or does the pencil fall?
I’m a 38DDD, what do you think?

@TornadoFlame

1. Do you throw it back slow?
Yes.

2. Can I lick Hypnotic from your cleavage?
I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

3. I would make you breakfast in bed. I would give you a Croissant and butter it for you. Then butter your areola. Then I would put cinnamon on both and you can eat the croissant and I’ll suck your boob like its no tomorrow.
At that point, Ace’s proposal is sound better and not like I’m shooting a shitting amateur video for World Star.

4. Next time I’m in Jersey can I give you a back message with no bra?
Well, to be logical, a back massage with a bra on would be as useful as a handjob with pants on.

@Shadow-Ace
Neesa, I offer free access to my fridge,couch,xbox,and restroom, (my room is off limits!!! >:I) our first date consists of little ceasar’s $5 hot and ready pepperoni, soda, and a movie from netflix on my xbox. Listening to my serenading voice as sing you a song by drake featuring 2 chainz followed by a gift basket ill give to you with assorted fruits I have thats in the bottom of my fridge

Sounds like you’d stuff me in your basement and have a video of 2 Chainz on repeat to make me cry to the point of wanting a bullet to the brain. Though, I’m okay with Little Ceasar’s. Not that many around Jersey anymore. Thanks for the sane offer though.

@DaRabidDuckie
I would fight off hordes of men who tried to pry you away from Kyle.

Thanks Duckie.

@Redbeard
I’m still too bitchmade to get married so you might have to settle for one of these lesser honkies.

We already went over this in the IRC…[/details]

[Cyntalan]

That’s because they are the size of planets.

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I thought that was the implication.

[Pertho]

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There are some thirsty ass motherfuckers in this thread.:nono:

[NickRocks]

Finally responding.

[details=Spoiler]@goodm0urning:

** 1. Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?**
Enjoy them? No. They’re pretty gross smelling. Though, guys never know it unless I feel comfortable around them and vice versa. Only my dad, brother and boyfriend can say attest to that.

2. Don’t you know she’s coming home with me? You’ll lose her in that turn // I’ll get her…
Panama, Panama

3. Now that the turn of the 12/21/2012 date has come and gone without incident, please place a pencil underneath one bare breast. Does the overhang of breast tissue hold the pencil in place or does the pencil fall?
I’m a 38DDD, what do you think?

@TornadoFlame

1. Do you throw it back slow?
Yes.

2. Can I lick Hypnotic from your cleavage?
I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

3. I would make you breakfast in bed. I would give you a Croissant and butter it for you. Then butter your areola. Then I would put cinnamon on both and you can eat the croissant and I’ll suck your boob like its no tomorrow.
At that point, Ace’s proposal is sound better and not like I’m shooting a shitting amateur video for World Star.

4. Next time I’m in Jersey can I give you a back message with no bra?
Well, to be logical, a back massage with a bra on would be as useful as a handjob with pants on.

@Shadow-Ace
Neesa, I offer free access to my fridge,couch,xbox,and restroom, (my room is off limits!!! >:I) our first date consists of little ceasar’s $5 hot and ready pepperoni, soda, and a movie from netflix on my xbox. Listening to my serenading voice as sing you a song by drake featuring 2 chainz followed by a gift basket ill give to you with assorted fruits I have thats in the bottom of my fridge

Sounds like you’d stuff me in your basement and have a video of 2 Chainz on repeat to make me cry to the point of wanting a bullet to the brain. Though, I’m okay with Little Ceasar’s. Not that many around Jersey anymore. Thanks for the sane offer though.

@DaRabidDuckie
I would fight off hordes of men who tried to pry you away from Kyle.

Thanks Duckie.

@Redbeard
I’m still too bitchmade to get married so you might have to settle for one of these lesser honkies.

We already went over this in the IRC…[/details]

YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT BASED2CHAINZ >:(