SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

[Jack_Frost]

why is it 5am and I can’t sleep?

Cause the world was suppose to end at 5:11am and your ass was scared

[angelpalm]

Finally responding.

[details=Spoiler]@goodm0urning:

** 1. Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?**
Enjoy them? No. They’re pretty gross smelling. Though, guys never know it unless I feel comfortable around them and vice versa. Only my dad, brother and boyfriend can say attest to that.

2. Don’t you know she’s coming home with me? You’ll lose her in that turn // I’ll get her…
Panama, Panama

3. Now that the turn of the 12/21/2012 date has come and gone without incident, please place a pencil underneath one bare breast. Does the overhang of breast tissue hold the pencil in place or does the pencil fall?
I’m a 38DDD, what do you think?

@TornadoFlame

1. Do you throw it back slow?
Yes.

2. Can I lick Hypnotic from your cleavage?
I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

3. I would make you breakfast in bed. I would give you a Croissant and butter it for you. Then butter your areola. Then I would put cinnamon on both and you can eat the croissant and I’ll suck your boob like its no tomorrow.
At that point, Ace’s proposal is sound better and not like I’m shooting a shitting amateur video for World Star.

4. Next time I’m in Jersey can I give you a back message with no bra?
Well, to be logical, a back massage with a bra on would be as useful as a handjob with pants on.

@Shadow-Ace
Neesa, I offer free access to my fridge,couch,xbox,and restroom, (my room is off limits!!! >:I) our first date consists of little ceasar’s $5 hot and ready pepperoni, soda, and a movie from netflix on my xbox. Listening to my serenading voice as sing you a song by drake featuring 2 chainz followed by a gift basket ill give to you with assorted fruits I have thats in the bottom of my fridge

Sounds like you’d stuff me in your basement and have a video of 2 Chainz on repeat to make me cry to the point of wanting a bullet to the brain. Though, I’m okay with Little Ceasar’s. Not that many around Jersey anymore. Thanks for the sane offer though.

@DaRabidDuckie
I would fight off hordes of men who tried to pry you away from Kyle.

Thanks Duckie.

@Redbeard
I’m still too bitchmade to get married so you might have to settle for one of these lesser honkies.

We already went over this in the IRC…[/details]

Opened spoiler and saw text, closed spoiler for not tits.

Also I am just saying my sister is cute because I was thinking that Neesa could totally be my sister if my sisters weren’t actually full blood Mexican’s lol. Still I am not stupid enough to post a pic to get Mirc jerked****™, unlike some of ya’ll dumb niggas with your sexy Mamacitas… Plus I worked all night and keep getting phone calls, fuck ya’ll Imma end the world myself if you don’t stop trying to give me credit card offers and shit.

[Pertho]

Too bad several SRKers have seen my sister. Just not you thirsty niggas

This nigga too proud of creating his own private circle jerk over his sister.

Still I am not stupid enough to post a pic to getMirc jerked****™

You say like it should bother me. My sister is a grown ass woman and she’s gonna have sex. I ain’t sweating some dude on SRK blasting shots all over a pic of her in a dress; all that tells me is can’t handle any type of live broad. What is that mIRC seriously gonna do to a broad? Walk up to her, say hi and jizz himself. PFFFFT

[Neesa]

YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT BASED2CHAINZ >:(

Course not.

[Shadow_Ace]

At least I’d be able to pull more women than 98% of SRK.
Though, that’s not sayin’ much if these weak attempts are any evidence of that…

your giving yourself way to much credit here…lol

I guess thats what happens when your the only alpha female poster on here…

[NickRocks]

AUDI A8, TOLD EM OUTTY 5000…UH!

[Shaft_Agent]

it’s hilarious how wack black people are at rap nowadays. that’s what Whiteboy Fridays is all about.

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and i’m not talking about Lupe Fiasco. that dude is both “beast” and “needs to STFU” at the same time.

[angelpalm]

This nigga too proud of creating his own private circle jerk over his sister.

You say like it should bother me. My sister is a grown ass woman and she’s gonna have sex. I ain’t sweating some dude on SRK blasting shots all over a pic of her in a dress; all that tells me is can’t handle any type of live broad. What is that mIRC seriously gonna do to a broad? Walk up to her, say hi and jizz himself. PFFFFT

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Mirc the video?

My girl just called me, right as my eyes was closing shut, so this phone is officially going off fuckers.

Also Shaft Agent is the worst black person ever, can’t even admit to being black and should just go drown himself in a pool full of bleach like he does every day anyway. Faggot.

[Neesa]

your giving yourself way TOO much credit here…lol

Fixed that little spellin’ mistake for ya.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3290/2qn9sol.gif

Pretty much.
Nevertheless, it wasn’t suppose to be taken seriously…

[SWBeta]

Lol this nigga. You are officially RockB tier: niggas who front about their ugly sisters. No proof means your sister is probably stuck in Notre Dame hanging out with gargoyles.

Haven’t heard that one before.

[Shadow_Ace]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTps9cZvSOu5NL7RqraJxbIlrFJ-OYKsjptjhTH6XtFoLKS60DGmA

this aint no game woman!, now make me a grilled cheese with tomato soup

[Shaft_Agent]

Also Shaft Agent is the worst black person ever, can’t even admit to being black and should just go drown himself in a pool full of bleach like he does every day anyway. Faggot.

mad cuz i made you drink ammonia and then crescent kicked your girl into a pile of garbage.

fuck wit me >:(

[GreyFoxx]

Well listening to old Disney songs from the 90’s carry on wee little e-thugs. Sorry thread derailment…

[Boel]

someone out here stealin my best shit

[Rabbit2k7]

Talk to him about how well it runs WoW, Dota2, the Warhammer FPS games, Civilzation and other nerd shit. The dude is more into gaming than he is into football. He only plays because they pay him half a mil to punt.

I’m tryna get him to play XCOM with me. I watched him play one of the devs at Firaxis last night on the Game Informer stream.

The game is shit though. Honestly, nobody buy or play the new XCOM.

[angelpalm]

mad cuz i made you drink ammonia and then crescent kicked your girl into a pile of garbage.

fuck wit me >:(

Some smart guy just talked himself out of the best christmas present ever.

Spoiler

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[Pertho]

This thread is real Gobi Desert right now

Says the biggest cocktease of all time. But let me put it in a way you can understand:

[Warpticon]

Yeah, okay.

A lot of straight women always think they can pull women better than men because they think they obviously know what a woman wants.

I’ve gone out with more than my fair share of wingwomen, and we almost always get into that discussion. Only two women have been able to pull it off when I called them out on their claims.

One was a lesbian and the other was raised by her dad, had 4 brothers, and had only 1 close female friend, but 4 close male friends.

Straight women don’t know shit about attracting other straight women, so please fall back with that, thanks.

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That wasn’t a statement of her capability, but of most of srk’s incapability. A joking one at that. But thanks for the unnecessary 5-paragraph breakdown.

That’s because they are the size of planets.

…do I need to put thatsthejoke.jpg on macro? Damn, people.

[Shaft_Agent]

Some smart guy just talked himself out of the best christmas present ever.

FACK! :mad:

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also i’m on dat ASMRright now. i can’t be the only one on SRK.

[angelpalm]

Man, this thread is like some fucked up version of Spy Versus Spy, except with autistic adults instead of cartoon jews.