I feel your pain. I leave for Boston in an hour. As soon as I get there I’m turning around and heading back x_X
this shit is like the sahara in here
I woke up hearing tires screeching on the ice trying to roll out of the parking lot. I walked past these dumb asses to the top of the hill where I parked some 50 feet away and drove off without a single slip or slide. PLAN AHEAD DUMMIES.
@PapaRhino Congrats homey.
@Neesa I’m still too bitchmade to get married so you might have to settle for one of these lesser honkies.
I forgot how much I like The Killers. Has anyone heard their new album? Is it any good :wow:
What is with all the fire shooting out of the ground?
Those two pages where everyone is weakly spittin’ game to a lesbian was the worst of the lounge. Absolutely turrrrible. I don’t know how someone says they hail from Lesbos and ya’ll are still hittin’ on them. Read it again.
See? Only gay people want to get married.
Lesbianism is a sliding scale. She might not be all the way at 100% Lesbo.
When I have fun on dates it usually involves me having sex.
Also, I am glad my sister doesn’t post on this damn site. My sister shits all over any of the girls that have ever posted here in terms of looks. That being said, IF I actually had a happa sister, she would probably look like Neesa. Old Niecy Nash looking ass.
Goddamn my feet smell like popcorn, I would wash them, but fuck it, the world is gonna evaporate in a few hours rite?
I want to see what your sister looks like but I don’t want to be the one to tell you someone poured ugly on her face.
Fuck you pervert, not falling for your reverse honkey psychology.
Also how stupid does a person have to be to drop their phone in an elevator shaft? While on an the elevator that barely even has any space inbetween the door? And then ask if there is some door that just goes right down to the bottom of the elevator? You better call ThyssenKrupp*.*
I WAS DECEIVED or she may be in that experimental phase of her college years 
also I found out this sign language interpreter rakes in a clean $35 bucks an hour…so salty…
Talk to him about how well it runs WoW, Dota2, the Warhammer FPS games, Civilzation and other nerd shit. The dude is more into gaming than he is into football. He only plays because they pay him half a mil to punt.
I thank him every day.
I don’t want to overstep here but any chance next time you work you could check if you have a certain bottle in stock?
I can already see SoViet’s post about him getting drunk on the clock and smashing his bosses face in with a 40 ounce lol.
sure lemme know what you’re looking for. I can check it up on the computers. My store is a small one though, so I’d have to hope another one has it.
Also, good luck findng X-Mas themed drinks (spiked egg nog is sold out everywhere, peppermint schnapps is sold out everywhere, etc)
Looking possibly for a Brunello di Montalcino. Either the normale or the reserva. Doesn’t matter.
i died
Wait… Why am I a lesbian again? 