SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

whatever, yo. dude was a predatory criminal asshole. glad they’re locking that ass up.

http://www.fbi.gov/losangeles/press-releases/2011/florida-man-arrested-in-operation-hackerazzi-for-targeting-celebrities-with-computer-intrusion-wiretapping-and-identity-theft

I hope I can get my security consulting side job off the ground next year, while people still think Google Apple Facebook etc. are looking out for their best interests :lol:

From the article:
“If convicted on all counts, Chaney faces a statutory maximum penalty of 121 years in federal prison.”
**Well, shit. :rofl:

Imagine how disappointed they’d be if he lived long enough to see the end of his sentence.

“Well, shit. I thought for sure you’d die in here. Remember that chick whose boobs you posted on 4chan? She’s still around, but… man, those puppies have seen better days.”

And then they’d all get on their hoverboards and shoot off to the moon colonies for a game of virtual reality Street Fighter 68, which is featured in competition but is not especially well-liked within the community.

:coffee:

heh, yeah the judge could’ve been a real asshole and made his sentences consecutive instead of concurrent but that almost never happens.

@jack_frost Oh so that’s where that black kid .gif comes from. He’s looking at everybody like whitepeoplearefuckedup.gif.

Santa Clause dancing is the best part of the video. Witch with a staff is fucking creepy, though.

Wow, surprise random tornado/hail warnings in Mobile, Alabama. Here I was thinking it was just heavy rain, but apparently this storm was tearing ass across the county while I was blissfully unaware.

Well damn, I was not expecting this drastic change in weather

Whats really funny is he didnt really even hack fuck all. He guessed their passwords via social media.

he obviously was hacking something that caused servers to crash causing $5000+ in damages. i’d imagine that’s what allowed him to bypass normal password protections that most sites have.

That ten years in prison is some bullshit cost to the govt like 200k.

My issue with things like that is its just a big fucking waste of money. Like your kid failing a class so you burn down your own house and now he has to be homeless and I hope he learned his lesson!

Penal system is nonsensically fucked up.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bcR8xcRJWzM/UF4eGGjkT3I/AAAAAAAABQw/QOjTKUQm8mQ/s200/tumblr_lu64rif0K11qkxl62.gif

Preach. You can get up to ten years or more for doing shit on Megaupload and such, but we have Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman practically strolling down the fucking yellow-brick road somewhere right now after committing murder with dropped charges. Speaking of murders, what happened to the white guy who gunned down several people at the movie theater in Aurora, Colorado?

I have both the Pirate’s Booty DLC and the Mr. Torgue one… I’ve only done the main story of the Pirate one, no sidequests on that yet, but it’s more of the same Borderlands fun, basically…and of course it adds some interesting new areas to explore and kill things…oh and some interesting new enemies too. The enemies don’t appear to be simple “re-skin” cases either; Buccaneers and another big type I can’t remember the name of… they have totally different actions and attack patterns compared to anything else. There’s also a “Cursed Pirate” enemy type running around that can be quite a problem if he isn’t kept at a distance, since his melee attacks have a constant “health drain” effect that keeps him healed up while attacking you. I haven’t started any of the Mr. Torgue campaign though. Oh and the final boss of this Pirate story is quite a tough battle, assuming you’re not over-powered of course…and probably based on what character you have if doing it solo. I imagine a Gunzerker would have quite a tough time in that fight unless he’s just overpowered/overleveled. I barely survived it (got killed several times before I beat this boss and the minions that it spawns…yeah, it’s one of those situations) with a level 34 Mechromancer.

ooooh there’s my little honey Michelle Malkin just now on Fox… I could definitely have some R-rated, Cinemax “Friday After Dark” fun with that one.

*Wacky justice system talk, eh---- yeah, that dude got 10 years for celeb photos… meanwhile, there’s a woman named Mary Winkler that some of you may remember… she’s one of a surprising number of women out there that killed her husband and got away with it. She’s out there somewhere, leading an ordinary life right now, actually. They considered “time served” or some shit and kept knocking the sentence down like “ehhhh just go on and let her go” and BAM she gets away with just going to a mental institution for a very short time, and now she’s out living a regular life as if she was an ordinary, law-abiding citizen today. It also taught women that all they have to do is claim that their dead husband was verbally abusive and manipulative, and the courts + a jury of idiots will of course take their side.
Meanwhile, there are also people I personally see in the system at work that get away with stealing over $10,000 from the state in benefits, and they won’t ever even be arrested for that.

*Meanwhile, certain celebs ike Lindsay Lohan CONSTANTLY get in trouble with the drinking and drugs, drunk driving, hitting folks with a car, violating probation, and each and every time they only get to be in jail for a day or so before some bitch-made excuse for a judge is all like “ehhhh let her go this time…again.” and again and again people like Lohan can do whatever they want regardless of what the law says, and they’re back at their house 2 or 3 days later laughing about it, while this guy hacked celeb pictures and gets years in jail. Yeah, that makes SO much sense.

*ah, The Honey Nut Cheerios MILF who was also in the Citi Rewind commercial just appeared on a commercial for Fidelity Investments. Nice.

ZERO HACKING INVOLVED

how hard would it be to get a celeb’s info for the security questions given that most of them contain shit like, “what city were you born in?” that is not hacking, if you believe so you should probably hold your breath and i’ll get back to you when you should stop.

Don’t you know? The world ends tomorrow. Gotta start somehow. I personally would have thought it would have ended with a giant mecha donkey coming and fucking the planet to pieces, but we don’t always get what we want.

On that note, I do have a date tonight. BRING IT.

Well, there went my POTY.

Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.

Welp. This is so far looking to be the shittiest Christmas ever. Gotta sell my Xbox today to pay off some debts and get money for presents, and I don’t really think I’ll even be getting any myself besides maybe from my dad. Now I’ll have to play AE on my laptop, whenever I feel like the slight lag isn’t going to bother me…oh yeah and the apocalypse is tommorow. :bluu:

Looks like it’s just emulators and GGPO for me, guys. :sad:

School debt?

Fuck those… pay em later and keep going to school…

I owe tons of money, but I ain’t paying shit…

Sorry to tell you, but going out to dinner with your grandma is not a date bro :coffee:

Yeah I know. It sucks. Tryna find me a deal with someone through Craiglist but…search isn’t going so well and I need the money today.

I’m selling it cuz I need the money to get my account out of the hole it’s already in, and yeah they probably would understand but I feel like I’m already overdue with all they do for me, I just wanna at least get them what I can with the money that I do get for it. I have this local store which could probably give me a half-decent cash deal (probably around 150) , but they don’t always have cash available in their registers.

So worst case scenario I’m gonna have to go by Shit Stop and probably get less than 100 bucks for it…sigh

Yeah, books. :frowning: