SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

bout to go pay some bills, gonna be pissed if the world does end tomorrow

My mother should realize that constantly bitching at me about getting a part-time job won’t guarantee me a job if I look for one. Would of had an interview if I wasn’t completely honest about how I don’t like working in groups. Also told me to get my driver’s license, but when I bring up the subject, she complains about how I’ll end up on the insurance and all of that shit.

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She should just straight up kick me out then.

Funny you should mention my grandmother. I told her I have a date tonight, and she said I needed to clean out the back of my car so my date wouldn’t get freaked out by the mess in case we ended up in the back seat or something. I nearly choked on my toast.

I’m actually not expecting anything other than good Thai food and good conversation, with a drink or two afterward. This girl is one whom I can see dating long term, and I’m taking it slowly.

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Make sure to post about it on SRK when it happens.

I do plan on moving out, but if I have anything to say about it, she should just tell me to leave.

I have a F for my math class despite having a B, and seeing the situation in which I had the right answer but marked wrong by the computer thus costing me a passing grade on my final, I call bullshit. Can’t even get a hold of my professor. All I can do is hope that my professor is sympathetic enough to give that extra point to pass. Worked too hard this year just to start all over again. However, seeing it’s my final grade there’s basically nothing I can do. Either I take the class again or drop out.

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Don’t say stupid shit like that. Mine did. I was homeless for a while when I was 17. It’s not only not cool, it can set your life progress back years.

You are both right. Get a job. Get a car. Move out.

sounds like your grandma is trying to get you laid more than you . :tup: to grandma, and you better clean that car out :coffee:

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In more postitive news…I got a friend to draw some Cammy x Lust action for me :eek:

Today, Storm, tomorrow Dormammu?

I didn’t have any problems getting laid in Oxford. Tons of drunk sorority girls all over the place. I just chose one. It was like shopping for a hooker in Amsterdam.

Here, though? Pickings are slimmer, but mostly because I’ve been paranoid about having casual sex with women while living with my grandmother. Hell, I wasn’t even going to ask the lady I have a date with tonight out until I moved out, but she asked ME out first.

I think grandma gave you the hint to do what you gotta do. nomsayin?

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Except the major issue here is that if I DO get laid tonight, I won’t be able to do it without thinking about my grandmother because she brought it up. That in itself is already giving me a fierce anti-boner.

Dudes in the Anime thread are jacking off their Vitas these days.

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That being said, I’d rather stroke off my vita than have to live with my grandma, old Allen Covert ass dudes lol.

Love these opening hours my boss gave me this month. It lets me dick around almost all day.

come on now bruv! you don’t want to end up like that Dave chapelle skit where his grandma catches him beating his meat in the bathroom, and then sends him to get condoms, do you? didn’t think so. beat that shit up, make her proud!!!

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Pretty good Birthday so far: :tup:

Dad took me to breakfast and got me Avengers bluray.
Mom got some cologne/clothes. Gf got me Transformers Generations Springer and a 25 Best Buy gift card!
Woot!

Thank you Japan for single handedly perpetuating the Virgin Gamer stereotype. For the Virgin Nerd stereotype, we can blame bronies.