Explain in full detail on how it happened.
Why do I make the dumb mistake of going into that damn tier thread for UMvC3?
Its like a blackhole in there. It reminds me of children that want a fast track to be adults: they need to just chill and enjoy the ride because once you get there, there ain’t no going back.
So my asian wife gave birth like 2weeks ago, we haven’t had any TLC for awhile, then she told me to get cleaned up & ill pleasure you…
I was like cool, i got in the shower & got all dried up…Shaved & even cut my nose hair…Then i notice damn, my shit is getting a little hairy down there, ill be nice so i tried tidying it up bit. So i was snipping & snipping & then snip to close & cut some skin…I started bleeding & all i could think of is like damn it can you stop bleeding already, i want that damn manwich…It kept on bleeding, eventually i put a gauze on there & seem to have stopped it.
The cut must have done some psychological shit on me cause i really wasn’t in the mood during the whole asian wife pleasuring. All i could think of was that damn cut. I wonder how long this shit will take to heal.
Damn dude, you’re a fucking baby factory.
how many kids those that make?
Also true.
Art school bitches are thin, pale, and easy; just like I like 'em.
Anybody interested in playing Hawken? There’s a closed beta. refer 3 people and you get in. this is my link.
For those who aren’t familiar with Hawken:
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I’m not all that big on mechs or FPS in general right now, but this shit just looks too ridiculous not to try.
Oh man you are such a woman. If anything you should have gained 30 lbs of muscle, fueled by rage.
Yeah, I’m pretty hyped for that game. I even started a thread for it, and started a referral generator to help people get referrals for guaranteed access. I’m trying to help as many SRK people get in as possible.
Ah, I guess I would know that if I read anything but subscriptions. :lol:
@rcaido, why in the fuck u snipping ur nut hair with scissors? That’s what I use clippers for. Yes, I have ball clippers. Sure, I get nicks here and there, but no bleeding testes either!
What are the system requirements?
i use my old face razors on my balls, it gets da job done
Same, it actually works pretty well but I got nice blades.
LOL i dont have that many kids, i have 3 kids, 2 girls & newest one is a boy…This is our last one…
I was already trimming my nose hair so no need to bust out the clippers…
yeah, the stuff I use on my junk, goes nowhere else on my body. I have reasons for this…
I answered your post in the thread for Hawken. Feel free to sign up using the link under “Active” and then post your link there!
I have become a member of fairy court in Amalur, I will use my powers for personal benefit, gradually moving up in ranks before leading a power struggle to become Oberon, King of the Fairies.
If it allows me at least, to many quests I’m juggling right now.
lol but the weight i lost was fat, cause now i’m more cut and i check my broad shoulders and manly chest in the mirror all day
i’ll be happy to put on 20 more lbs of muscle
new azn gf here i come
Soviet gots them crabs and dont want them nesting in his mustache/beard. Or he’s got herpes and wants to keep that shit off his lips.
I cut my balls trimming that shit once. That shit was bleeding like crazy.
Man, I tried to edit this shit but it somehow decided not to add in what I put.
Anyway man, I had this moocher at my house, dude was a pest. I had these clippers that I used to shave my junk with. One day I noticed him in my bathroom doing something so I looked in there and he was shaving/trimming his face with those same clippers. I just cracked and evil smile and walked away.