Is it weird i dont like to make friends with people? I cant stand moochers that’s why i dont talk to my neighbors or when people want to come over i say have shit to do.
Its not weird.
i think you are just jealously guarding your asian wife
speaking of which, can i come over and kick it sometime? i totally wanna oogle her. does she have any sisters?
Don’t you like, have your Asian wife do everything while you eat chips and do teh sex sometimes? lol.
yeah that too
naa, I just got really huge balls. I hate when I don’t manscape, and then they make my knees itchy.
One of these days I am gonna cut my nuts, then ask for head from my woman while my balls are still bleeding. Fucking woman, if I can finger paint with your blood when you’re on the rag, you can lick my bloody nuts.
I’ve seen my roommate using my ball trimmers on his face, and I fucking laughed at him. Then I told him plain and simple where they had been before he used them to trim his beard.
anywho, weird news today:
Chi from Deftones woke up from a four year coma today. Man, is he gonna be upset when he listens to the albums his band has released in those 4 years…
Yeah, man, I wasnt like that other guy that cut his nuts. Im not a puss like that. Shit I put some toilet paper on that bitch then I went and told The Wife about it. She was like “oh thats gotta hurt” and I was like “uhhhh…yeah, you know if you do me now it will probably stop hurting.” Of course I was denied but I tried to get me some.
Uhh that’s what happen last night to me, i cut the balls stop it with a gauze didnt tell the asian wife about it, she gave me hj/bj but i was not satisfied, it actually kinda hurt…If i could do it over again, i’ld wait for it to heal then do any kind of sexual activity…
Everybody shut up and look at this.
What should I add? I’m thinking of adding a ton of case pics, and hardware logos. What else?
PRICES motherfucker.
In this thread: guys talking to each other about their ball-grooming habits.
Republicans getting fake-butthurt about Clint Eastwood praising America’s resurging auto industry is the funniest thing to happen yet in a campaign season that has been nothing but hilarity so far. I’d never pick these guys to lead the free world, but I might hire them as clowns at a birthday party.
@GM: well we had to distract from BJs vs Preppy, so ball grooming seemed the natural progression
@Rabbit: dont ask what people 'round these parts what they want in a pc. It gets sexual VERY quickly…just look at all the console request threads
The tricky thing about my prices are that it varies on every PC I build. I have to come up with a massive pricing database with all possible hardware. Until that time, I discuss pricing with each individual who is interested in making a purchase.
WHOAH Erin Burnett has a HOT ass mini-dress on tonight… it looks like she’s the next one I will add to Soul Calibur 5. **damn…almost got an upskirt shot just now! CNN has definitely stepped up their TnA game, folks. Erin is another girl that’s in that “she could piss on me and I’d be ok with that” category.
Sheeeit, I have a plan to use a similar process from my creation of “Ms. Carriage” to make a character that is forever constipated… unfortunately it looks like you can’t put the gourd back to the ass of the character, but there’s probably another special accessory I could put there. It will be awesome if this can be done. haha, that Ms. Carriage was amazing if I do say so myself… one of my most satisfying and fun game-character creations of all time, really. C’mon now… pieces of a dead fetus just hanging out with a few blood stains on the nightie…ya gotta love that, man. That’s GOLD, Jerry!
*Wall hits are so satisfying in that series… nothing quite like beating your opponent down harshly in a corner, and watching their body smack against the walls of the stage…heh heh, nice.
i’ve heard it before, too and maybe random people do that, but butcher shops and restaurants definitely don’t do it…mainly bcuz it’s inefficient and would be a huge pain in the ass. food dogs are pretty much raised the same way chickens or pigs are: fattened up, put in a cage and then slaughtered.
So just do what everyone else does and make standard builds for each price range (400, 500, 600) with the option to switch out whatever. Screenshot/youtube to show what the graphics are like for each of the builds.
What sucks for you is the jacked up HD prices. Those should be back to normal around March/April right?
Yeah, but my supplier still offers them at a decent price. The real problem I have right now is that I have no computers sitting around to screenshot or make videos of. Hence the massive discounts I’m giving out. I have my base models down, and some ideas for them, but they need to be refined. In the mean time, hopefully people will be interested in getting something built for dirt cheap so I can take pics of it.
Never had a build computer, kind of bad timing, i would probably hit you up but i just bought 5 arcade cabs…
How much is shipping? I’ll probably be in the market for a new PC around March. You helped out duckie, so I’ll ask for a real quote then.
KARMA
ROFL @ dining on the finest cuts of rhino meat. 
Oh, SRK, only you. :tup: