SRK Lounge The Drama Free Edition...haha I can't even type it without laughing

Other than women I will never get the fascination with people going “OMG first!” on ANYTHING with a comments section.

My breakfast was a leftover sandwich of sorts that my folks got from Carl’s Jr. today…I’ll probably have some instant noddles for lunch as it’s the only thing worth eating here -__-

that’s actually false and hasn’t been true for 100+ years.

i know you probably don’t mean it like i am imagining, but the comedy of somehow that false bit of info somehow being true 100(+) years ago is hilarious.

The meat of a hippo would be delicious, the most dangerous animal on Earth.

They were probably just upset from being able to smell in great detail all of their buddies being cooked int he front of the shop.

I’ve had mealworms stir fried in egg and rice, shit was delicious. Mealworms and insects in general have like the greatest protein to fat ratio available in nature, that is why all these birds and shit eat so many bugs. How you think those robins in your yard fly so well eating worms? Those birds be getting mad swole from eating insects.

Any bodybuilder that isn’t on a strict diet of worms for their protein is just not trying hard enough, real talk.

Today I had an Apple Turnover for breakfast. For lunch a big Tupperware of Spaghetti with a totally loaded home made sauce and will probably do Pork Fajitas for dinner.

Yea Bugs are an amazing source of protein. I’ve eaten fried maggots before (In before another Lost Boys video). Used to work on a Maggot Farm when I lived in Tucson few years back. Easiest job I ever had for such good pay. Anyway they had a way of growing the maggots without using rotting food or meat to attract the flies. Was all very clean. Anyway owner once fried a bunch of em up and was asking if anyone wanted to try. I’ll try eating anything once so I gave it a shot. Not bad honestly.

this is just a temporary setback. my ex-azn gf would help me stock up my fridge with healthy shit and we’d cook together. i slipped into an emo phrase after the breakup but recently a chinese chick at mongolian grill has been hollering at me and i think ive got a shot. i’m a ask her out soon and if it works out, i’ll have a new azn gf planning out my meals once more!

awwwwww… yeah i couldn’t do that…

Wait WTF? Shit sounded like it was going perfectly, I didn’t read about this in teh dating thread so this can’t have happened.

i dunno, Chinese friends of mine have discussed this many times.

he posted in the Lounge about it.

Speak of crazy stuff, where the hell did MP go and did things get better between him and the wifey?

That’s actually a really good question. I doubt things got better, because things were getting crazier every month, but I do wonder what he’s been up to lately.

Link? went back a few pages in the old thread couldn’t find it.

oh yeah i didn’t post about it in teh relationship thread

i can tell you about the reasons at evo, because if there’s one thing i learned from another previous breakup, is you don’t talk about your exes on the internets, because they will read it and rage at you irl

LULZ!

I’ve witness this first hand, they would tie a dog on a rope & beat it up w/ 2x4…The owner was doing it & i see him crying while the dog kept whimpering…I guess he needed the money…I didn’t watch them cut it up but i saw how they cooked it…Something w/ boiling vinegar for a long ass time then theyy added some spices nsalt & then red chili & then they would fry it…

Anyway, dog is usually used for paluton a.k.a appetizers…Dog was served with San Miguel Beer/Red Horse or Gin & green unripe mango w/salt n red chili…

yeah, thats the story I would heard. Dog’s tied up, or caged, and beaten/poked with sticks, to make them produce adrenaline (makes the meat tougher or some shit).

worst thing to say on SRK.

Yeah, beating your meat tends to make it a bit firmer…

Only up to a certain point though.

Yeah, eventually it gets tenderized and starts leaking fluids.

Man i forgot to post this but i accidentally cut some skin off my left testicle last night, kept on bleeding…Piss me the fuck off! Im still in a little pain today but no more bleeding…