Man up and eat 'dat pussy, Pertho. 
Sent from reality, using LolWtfIsThisShitTalk.
You are what you eat, yo.
and how does that taste sir?
Like everything else, chicken
Stop being an ass, TPB.
Oh, wait…
Sent from reality, using LolWtfIsThisShitTalk.
dog? it tastes like gamey beef. i’ve never had grilled dog, so i don’t know really know what it tastes like on it’s own but in a stew it tastes like gamey beef, but the skin is more like poultry…so beef with chicken skin lol
My sister had cat soup while she was doing mission work in Peru. She said cat was stringy and greasy. I can’t remember if she had dog or not, but she did tell me that guinea pig was REALLY good, and she sometimes wishes it was served here.
Hmm…I’ll have to ask my friend again. He was hanging out with a friend of his some years back and his friend’s family had a party. So he started munching on some dumplings because they were very tasty. Friend’s grandmother walks up to them, tells his friend something in what he thought was korean. He translates for him and says “My grandmother didn’t know you liked cat so much?” He looks at the grandma, looks at his friends, says " that is some tasty cat" and keeps eating.
breakfast - kellogs protein plus, fruit
lunch - anything from chipotle, subway, fatburger to fried chicken at ezells
dinner - ditto
post workout meal - smoke a cig, drink gatorade and some scotch (this is terrible). i used to drink protein shakes but those made me shit bricks so i stopped.
midnight - cup noodles + 3 eggs
yeah i have pretty shitty nutrition. i managed to lose 10 lbs this year though while getting stronger. I FEEL GOOD! i’d eat healthier but planning out meals is too tough.
Planning meals is mad easy, yo.
Prep time Sundays.
Sent from reality, using LolWtfIsThisShitTalk.
Planning meals, whats hard about that? I think I’ll have chicken for dinner tonight, I’ll go take it out of the freezer now so its defrosted when I get home.
Thats it. That wasnt very hard.
Holy shit, isn’t beef with chicken skin like exactly the ultimate ideal food you can imagine? I need to get in on that.
Reptiles (and frogs) taste identical to chicken. I’ve had crocodile and snake, those are just like really gamey versions of chicken. Turtle soup tastes like chicken soup, and frog legs are indistinguishable from chicken wings.
It’s weird because I never would have thought frogs would taste more like chickens than ostriches do. Ostriches in turn, taste like beef.
He was probably just eating all the damn food so they were trying to slow him down.
How are those maggots?
Spoiler
[media=youtube]TdsZnj4-9YM[/media]
I plan to have cereal. Need measuring cup for the milk, and athletic cup to prevent damage from stray fruit loops.
word, i never had frog, but every other crocodile, gator, snake I have had tasted like chicken. I know there’s that joke that everything tastes like chicken,but i remember Gator had like 100% chicken look, taste, and texture.
I need to eat more unusual meat. I am bored of the same old chicken/beef/pork and others. I’ve tried Bison, and that was good. I wanna try to eat something fucked, like a hippo or an owl.
planning meals would require cooking
OK OK, the real reason is … i’d rather have an azn wife plan them for me
t
i really just mean the way it looks. it’s actually the only part of eating dog that was kinda gross.
…that and the fact that most places that sell dog in the countryside raise their own dogs and you can hear them barking out back lol
Manowar, thank you for telling me about your power packs, maybe don’t have 3 of them include the Manowar brand condoms, this is not what I am looking for in a package deal
that and the fact they beat the dogs or torture them, because adrenaline supposedly makes them taste better.
Fucking gross man, my love for you is no more.