No Sis, I’ll take a piss. 
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
You know you can actually set automatic signatures? That might be helpful instead of constantly retyping it or finding your last post to copy and paste from.
They are auto, lmao.
That doesn’t help much, when my phone reads my thumb press on “modify” as “quote”.
Calibration tools help some.
But they are still righty loving cocksucker-motherfuckers.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
Ha! I just noticed that. That is awesome.
Yea, these ones ive done but they do ask again in interview
Typos + phone = messy
I am a crumbum and as you can tell by my bannericious banner AM ATTENDING BREVO
Skinny or fat Jonah Hill? Being that this is SRK, I’m going with the latter.
Had my car taken into a shop this morning after it jerked back and forth on the way home from work yesterday. It go so bad that I had to pull on to the shoulder and drive 20 MPH the rest of the way home. Any faster and it jerked itself. Shop says its torque converter. Part+Labor is $2000.
Sad day.
I had my car checked at at the dealership. Mofos said I need to replace my catalytic converter which would total out at 2 grand. My car is making some weird light squeaking that sounds like it’s coming from the rear back area around the wheel. And today, my store manager tried to find out what it was and he noticed that the motor itself moves/tilts when you change gears. It’s not supposed to do that. Fucking cars man. It’s fun learning about them but they are pricy. Why no one thought me about how expensive things could be growing up, I will never know. Because this right here is pretty good motivation to get your shit together to cover expenses.
my main monitor just died. the screen just popped off and i smell burnt electronics
R.I.P SyncMaster 940bx you will be missed. :sad:
My car is leaking power steering fluid. I’ll fix it on the weekend. Both cars are dirty. I’ll probably wash those over the weekend.
I don’t think this needs its own thread (learn from my example, people):
Movies carry a great responsibility in how they will impact pop culture and everyday life. Not always, but potentially.
(Vince, give me some examples. You’re so handsome!)
Why thank you, charmer. I’d be happy to.
Forrest Gump. A solid movie, and an Oscar winner. Surely we can all appreciate a fine film such as this one. It’s too bad, though, that people still cannot run in public without a chorus of people hollering, “Run! (Run Forrest, Run).”
American Pie. I fucking dare you to start a story with, “One time” with an audience of more than 2 people. Think you’ll get interrupted? And will whoever does so think they are being comical?
The Fast and the Furious. Oh yes. Once the credits rolled on opening night, everyone hauled ass out of that parking lot. That was only the beginning. To this day, Cavaliers and Civics can be seen dressed in bodykits fabricated from the same grade of plastic they make Solo cups out of. Rarely painted, of course. So many non-sports-cars are fitted with ridiculous pipes and glass packs.
There are more, of course.
Jesus… the semi-knowlegeable gay guy, and now the only arguably male gamer (barring Hayslip’s sexy dyke self) is leaving.
The channel is doomed.
I’ll kind of miss Kevin’s newer cohost’s perpetual camel toe.
Million wept.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
sickest base line…
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One too many calves, I think.
In the earliest draft of Taxi Driver, all the characters Travis kills are black.
Most applications these days ask you that silly survey of questions At least online ones do.
It offers them a vague pretext for hiring their less qualified frat brother, over you.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
Yes yes I just wish they wouldn’t repeat the same question sometimes.
>That feel when I’ll never have SURGE! again =[
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Think of it this way: you’ll also never dance the macarena again.
And we’re all better for this