Carry on
McLovin for JabCludoken.
Clint Eastwood as me
Morgan Freeman.
I have olive green blonde hair.
And shoulders.
Wouldn’t work.
You have to be realistic about these things.
Clit Eatswood, more like. 
You have to be realistic about these things.
They already made a movie about me. It was called True Grit. John Wayne was a prophet.
I call Yoda.
^_-;
Fuck John Wayne’s version.
The Dude takes that roll, and owns it AND the Duke.
Also, the Dude’s version is accurate to the original material, the Duke’s version… not really; like at all.
You have to be realistic about these things.
It’s not about physical resemblance. It’s about the drama.
McLovin will throw his very soul into the part. He won’t play you. He will be you. He will always have been you.
Fixed.
Pretty sure McLovin couldn’t hold a 250 lb man standing on his stomach, either.
You have to be realistic about these things.
John Wayne’s version was more a product of the times, showing more about the period it was made in than anything. And I agree that the more recent one is the most accurate to the book, which I own, and is excellent.
first
Yes, and no homo.
You have to be realistic about these things.
I’ll be the guy in the movie who plays Calf Busta’s father who just got divorced (the mother will be played by Calves’ current #1 woman) for having fat calves. Every morning, I’ll tell him what a horrible son he is and how he has disgraced the family name with his trifling fetishes and tastes. Then I’ll feed our pet dog his cherished honey-sauteed giraffe buttholes right in front of him. Actually, that comes after breaking all of his Swashbuckle CD’s into little pieces, grinding them into dust, and scattering it to the winds.
This will be the face I have on at all times.
Shaft Agent will be played by JabCludoken.
“This woman’s left calf muscle tapers downward at approximately 2.25 radians less than the acceptable minimum. As I see it.”
It’s gonna be hot as fuck at Evo. 30 degree weather change from last week, we’re in the high 90’s.
Found a brand new AM3 motherboard in my closet. No idea where it came from.
Green Lantern approves of a SRKGD Movie.
